"Be a man and wax
I am a man, that's why I don't wax!! and why not its better than shaving. "
I have a vision of the wax strip being pulled and my scrotum ending up level with my knees. New meaning to a man bag! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Get the landscape Gardners in
u should definitely try the wax its smoother and last longer good man cj "
haha u don't for one minute think i wax do u letmebe hell no i was only saying like hoping the op may come back and share his experience its Gillette power pro plus for me u know the one that vibrates as u shave
i couldn't hack the pain  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Get the landscape Gardners in
u should definitely try the wax its smoother and last longer good man cj
haha u don't for one minute think i wax do u letmebe hell no i was only saying like hoping the op may come back and share his experience its Gillette power pro plus for me u know the one that vibrates as u shave
i couldn't hack the pain "
ohhh cj I thought u was a man it don't hurt |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I shave and use conditioner instead of a foam or gel and find it reduces razor burns and spots but may try veet thanks for the tips  "
Ohh that's interesting.. I've super sensitive skin and it's getting that I'm having a reaction on my legs now when I shave them.. Might give that a go!
As for wax.. Plucked chicken skin for a week.
Veet.. I'm like a brunch ice cream.
Good job I'm not that hairy.. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian
I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous
shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put
my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a
romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as
a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I
considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the
previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my
fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was
tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special
surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I
applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't
have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was
replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as
like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting
the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life
until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any
religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what
seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to
not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink
and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.
Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across
the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible
and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of
cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice
cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was
fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery
stabbing soon returned .
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the
starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for
something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly
soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts
and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of
them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my
arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's
way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was
running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going
to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give
you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease
the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up
with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone
before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the
kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate
and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice
cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while
muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a
shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her
come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which
resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her
direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your
leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise
she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day
what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my
status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self
respect... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Nothing worse than a stubble... If you shave do it the same day of meet not the previous day. Like wax myself as Hair comes back softer but disadvantage is that you have to let it grow a bit before you can wax it again.... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
