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"This one was funny last time it was on. Simple, make up a lie about the person above...oh the stories that are going to pop up!! "Got his name from bucking a horse and filming it #Yehaawww | |||
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"That profile pic is taken from the front" Was meant for solo Jacks pic is taken from the back | |||
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"is actually batman" ooops sorry curvy was meant for batman lol | |||
"is actually batman ooops sorry curvy was meant for batman lol" lol its ok minxi i forgive ys for callin me a man | |||
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"pheew thanks curvy "Loves it sideways with a curry dip | |||
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"Real name is Randy" Thats funny ^^^^ cause it's one of my least favourite words  #rotten
Anyway
You went a bit OTT on the whole 'love for my animals' thing.
You're just out of a six month relationship with Gordon T Gopher | |||
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"desperate looking "i cant even lie like that shes not shes beautiful... | |||
"desperate looking "Is as flat as an iron board and isn't really a cat  | |||
"desperate looking
i cant even lie like that shes not shes beautiful... "aw you're too sweet ok lie: she hates cock and is doesn't look like me at all | |||
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"Loves it in the bum "has hands the size of shovels!! | |||
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"Wants a girl to shove chips up his bum so he can shit them out and eat them! " | |||
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"Wants a girl to shove chips up his bum so he can shit them out and eat them! "has a passion for stamps | |||
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"wears womens lingere" I'll say it again she refuses to take her teeth out for BJ's | |||
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"takes out his teeth when giving blowjobs " | |||
"takes out his teeth when giving blowjobs "captain of the Irish men's weightlifting team.  | |||
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"takes out his teeth when giving blowjobs
captain of the Irish men's weightlifting team. "haha as you can see in my picture this could be the truth!!! | |||
"[Removed by poster at 06/01/14 20:14:21]" thats bum fluff on his chest | |||
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"looks good in stockings "Dammit woman that was our secret..... Fcek it's lies....dohhh | |||
"You're supposed to be funny! "your supposed to have hair.....but thats the cards we be delt | |||
"You're supposed to be funny! your supposed to have hair.....but thats the cards we be delt"Do you 2 lads want a room | |||
"You're supposed to be funny! your supposed to have hair.....but thats the cards we be delt
Do you 2 lads want a room "do u want some sun cream? | |||
"You're supposed to be funny! your supposed to have hair.....but thats the cards we be delt
Do you 2 lads want a room do u want some sun cream? "You can keep your "cream" sann | |||
"You're supposed to be funny! your supposed to have hair.....but thats the cards we be delt
Do you 2 lads want a room do u want some sun cream? "
Fuck that made me laugh and I do have hair!!
Back to it....
Does yoga everyday in the hope that one day he can lick his balls and suck his own cock!  | |||
"You're supposed to be funny! your supposed to have hair.....but thats the cards we be delt
Do you 2 lads want a room do u want some sun cream?
Fuck that made me laugh and I do have hair!!
Back to it....
Does yoga everyday in the hope that one day he can lick his balls and suck his own cock! "he has teeth like a horse | |||
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"Her bum is as wide as a bus "She knows this cos she drove a bus into it | |||
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"Likes sheep lol "Hush now... | |||
"Likes sheep lol
Hush now... "Baaaaaaaaa | |||
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"Transvestites? " That would be fun no televisions silly your profile pic lol | |||
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