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Funniest thing someone has said to you during sex
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"is it okif i touch your boobs....!!! true..!!iv asked that....more than once......  
lol yes but i was ontop...he asked that was the weird thing!!"
No weirdest thing is, your still seeing him..... Lol |
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over a year ago
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5 minutes into a first meet with a straight guy...'can I remove your basque and stockings?' he says, 'why' says me....'so I can wear them' was the reply  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"5 minutes into a first meet with a straight guy...'can I remove your basque and stockings?' he says, 'why' says me....'so I can wear them' was the reply "
i wud have said no but u can wear my shoes on yur head!!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can i fuck u in yur leggings ?
To be fair Classy you are so damn hot....most of the guys here would fuck you in your Deathbed  "
haha, u wudnt be saying tht if u seen me first thing in the morning id probabley luk better in my deathbed!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"can i fuck u in yur leggings ?
To be fair Classy you are so damn hot....most of the guys here would fuck you in your Deathbed
haha, u wudnt be saying tht if u seen me first thing in the morning id probabley luk better in my deathbed!! "
If we get lucky enough to get through a night to see you first thing in the morning there will be three Deathbeds required |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"can i fuck u in yur leggings ?
To be fair Classy you are so damn hot....most of the guys here would fuck you in your Deathbed
haha, u wudnt be saying tht if u seen me first thing in the morning id probabley luk better in my deathbed!!
If we get lucky enough to get through a night to see you first thing in the morning there will be three Deathbeds required "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few weeks back the wife was in the shower while u was in the bedroom..as she turned off the shower I had my cock in my hand with the hair dryer on and blowing it..she looked at me like I was mental and said " wtf are u doing now"
Heating your supper I said
Couldn't get round to having sex with our laughing in the end  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few weeks back the wife was in the shower while u was in the bedroom..as she turned off the shower I had my cock in my hand with the hair dryer on and blowing it..she looked at me like I was mental and said " wtf are u doing now"
Heating your supper I said
Couldn't get round to having sex with our laughing in the end "
lol thts gud |
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"A few weeks back the wife was in the shower while u was in the bedroom..as she turned off the shower I had my cock in my hand with the hair dryer on and blowing it..she looked at me like I was mental and said " wtf are u doing now"
Heating your supper I said
Couldn't get round to having sex with our laughing in the end "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put me off told him take the call gathered myself together and went never heard from him gain. "
unless it was sum sort of an emergency i wud have done the same!after i hit him with the phone lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"do you mind if I cum, I have to go home and let the dog out
Oh my god!!!
sounds like he was having a great time lol "
Believe me, I didn't mind him leaving lol |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
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"Went to visit my dads workshop the other day , guess who was there helping him fix a bike ? Your dad , how funny is that ?"
It was not funny , it was a bit of a turn off actually . Be careful what you say when you are mid flow . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Poor girl never gonna live that down. She still swears blind it was you who said it to her.  "
Thankfully you didn't quote me...so no one knows it's me you're on about. Ha!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Poor girl never gonna live that down. She still swears blind it was you who said it to her.
Thankfully you didn't quote me...so no one knows it's me you're on about. Ha!!
Oh wait......dammit "
Shit. School girl error. Thanks for putting the record straight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Poor girl never gonna live that down. She still swears blind it was you who said it to her.
Thankfully you didn't quote me...so no one knows it's me you're on about. Ha!!
Oh wait......dammit
Shit. School girl error. Thanks for putting the record straight. "
and for the record.....it was most definitely HER said it, not me!! lol |
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