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By *ilg41 OP Man
over a year ago
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Id like a smooth meant and veg isle in my regions but have never shaved or waxed (always keep it grade 1 trimmed tho!!!)
So last night I had a go at meself with a mach 3!
1st issue, Like face shaving, I used the hot tap to rinse my razor, but unlike my face, my cock and balls are not used to intense heat so after my 1st stroke of the blade I burnt the bollox off mysef!!
2nd issue - after returning to standing (from the feotal position) I proceeded to cool razor and retry, Although I know believe my face has hardened and become more impervious to sharp objects as the next thing I did was slice my ballsack open on the 1st attempt!!
After cleaning up the blood splatter off the floor and walls and removing the tears from my eyes and utter shame and feelings of unforgiving sorrow for myself I composed myself and said I would try 1 more time!
So, after not trimming for about a week I did have some longer more stragglier guests in my nest, they proceeded to get caught early and Pull at eyewatering pain levels I simply couldnt bear so I gave up and went to bed. Disgusted and annoyed, and still felling very sorry for my blood-stained, burnt, and pinched man pouch area.
Anyone got an easier less agonizing way of doing this?? Products or recommendations. I could not bring myself to these levels of self harm again! |
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over a year ago
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It's a funny story  but I dont wanna reply with an amusing answer as the Defensive Brigade will resurface 
They're watching us waiting to pounce
So ill just say
Oh.......I.........am.........sorry........to..........hear..........about.........that
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Get well......................soon |
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By *ilg41 OP Man
over a year ago
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"It's a funny story but I dont wanna reply with an amusing answer as the Defensive Brigade will resurface
They're watching us waiting to pounce
So ill just say
Oh.......I.........am.........sorry........to..........hear..........about.........that
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Get well......................soon"
o..........k
but...... it's my thread - They wont take it!
They wouldnt dare!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a painful slightly amusing story but unfortunately the Amazon review of veet is much worse. Google it and have a read
In fairness, veet does not have that effect on all people. I have heard good reports of magic powder but have not tried it(it's on my list of new things to do). Using conditioner rather than shaving cream also works. I usually shave after showering as this has softened the skin. And it goes without saying a sharp razor is needed
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mate get a Phillips Male Groomer. Its the ticket. Amazon have a selection of them. You still gotta be careful though. It's not to be rush. There's no "quick shaves" downstairs!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id like a smooth meant and veg isle in my regions but have never shaved or waxed (always keep it grade 1 trimmed tho!!!)
So last night I had a go at meself with a mach 3!
1st issue, Like face shaving, I used the hot tap to rinse my razor, but unlike my face, my cock and balls are not used to intense heat so after my 1st stroke of the blade I burnt the bollox off mysef!!
2nd issue - after returning to standing (from the feotal position) I proceeded to cool razor and retry, Although I know believe my face has hardened and become more impervious to sharp objects as the next thing I did was slice my ballsack open on the 1st attempt!!
After cleaning up the blood splatter off the floor and walls and removing the tears from my eyes and utter shame and feelings of unforgiving sorrow for myself I composed myself and said I would try 1 more time!
So, after not trimming for about a week I did have some longer more stragglier guests in my nest, they proceeded to get caught early and Pull at eyewatering pain levels I simply couldnt bear so I gave up and went to bed. Disgusted and annoyed, and still felling very sorry for my blood-stained, burnt, and pinched man pouch area.
Anyone got an easier less agonizing way of doing this?? Products or recommendations. I could not bring myself to these levels of self harm again!"
u have to use shaving cream or u just get razor burn!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry - thought it was fairly obvious, Wouldnt do my face without cream!!
This is proving more difficult, people are mailing say not to use ANY cream 
Life is hard!!!"
when i shave my bits i have to use shaving cream or else i get razor burn!try gillette sensitive shaving cream for ladies ,i bet u wont get a rash! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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for shaving - what works best is a combination of hair trimmer (if its been a while) then use a brand new razor blade of quality (no BiC disposables), along with king of shaves oil. shave slowly and consistently....
this works even better after a hot shower (or in) as the pours will have opened somewhat....
even better is to get someone else to do it for you.... its oddly sexy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Plenty of cream let it set for a minute or so the shave downward (less resistance) then for the following week or so plenty of moisturising cream to keep it cool (alcohol free)
And then ffs keep on top of it as it gets easier every time but if u leave it over grow again your back to square one |
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used Nair under my arms and on my chest before for a photo shoot and it worked far better than expected!
Id advise putting it on your arm or somewhere first to make certain that your skin wont react to it because that would be a be a bad day if you put it all over your groin and reacted to it
Honestly the least hassle and best results you could get man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a nice hot shower, then turn your back to water, apply a good shaving gel and proceed to use a high quality razor pulling and stretching your bits as you do it..
When finished rinse under shower and apply a light cooling lotion or cream
Now ur cock us ready to rock
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"It's a funny story but I dont wanna reply with an amusing answer as the Defensive Brigade will resurface
They're watching us waiting to pounce
So ill just say
Oh.......I.........am.........sorry........to..........hear..........about.........that
...
Get well......................soon"
haha |
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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago
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"Mr shaves with a razor and shaving cream. He's a dab hand at it now He goes over two or three times just to make sure that no spots are missed. I think its just about the practice xxx"
mr crazy is the same and has it done in seconds u just have to bear a little pain at the start , but the more often u do it the easier it becomes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I prefer a trimmed male area. Fully shaved looks a bit like a plucked turkey.
Myself I use Aqueous cream to shave. It's creamy and doesn't have perfume so it doesn't burn and moistures at the same time. |
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"I prefer a trimmed male area. Fully shaved looks a bit like a plucked turkey.
Myself I use Aqueous cream to shave. It's creamy and doesn't have perfume so it doesn't burn and moistures at the same time. "
I'm trimmed sweet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Long shower soap yer bits well to soften the hair. . Then coat with conditioner pull tight with one hand and off ya go.... rinse very well, dry off and rub in lots of something like baby oil or l'occitaine almond oil... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You poor thing. But remember what hassle us women go through.. Shaving, plucking waxing. Definitely have someone else do it for you and youve got enough tips to last you a lifetime. Just trial and error lol...keep practicing!!! Its when the stubble comes it starts to be really annoying..... |
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