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I Stopped Texting You Because

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You're a member of the lol gang

*I don't mind lol*

But it's difficult to respond to just lol

Come on folk's

Put up real reasons/funny reasons

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You made my sister clean your hotel room

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You did zilch/nothing/nada

Expecting me to do/organise everything

*we live in a world where folk believe in equality*

We'll be fair us men will do 60%

You women can do 40%

That ok??

*could twist my arm for a 75/25%*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're a member of the lol gang

*I don't mind lol*

translation : i will let you decide and than ill be pissed off when you prove you cant mind read

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You shagged ma granny!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You just reply

'K'

'LOL'

'Ha'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You shagged ma granny!!!!!!!

"
. How did you find out ?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You showed up at my family dress up as Rose West

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I stopped texting you because you were looking through my window all night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I stopped texting you because you were looking through my window all night

That seems like a perfect relationship

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By *iktikiCouple over a year ago

cork

You look to much like my brother ..wtf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You were more interested in how my lingerie would look on your partner than on me - cheap skate!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I stopped texting you because you were looking through my window all night

That seems like a perfect relationship

Lol yeah was great

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Your mother started Texting me and got right to the point in text #2

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You abandoned me at the pool

*how was I know a friend played a vicious prank and took the S off my Speedos*

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By *longshottMan over a year ago

Limerick

"You were more interested in how my lingerie would look on your partner than on me - cheap skate!!!

Have safe to lock it in so they can't steal it and take it home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You look to much like my brother ..wtf

I had that quoted to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You asked me to go to a Bon mother fucking Jovi gig

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By *ingerrrrWoman over a year ago

Meath

Stopped texting you cause you're a nut job and I'm glad you have my swing number!!

(Sooooo many of them!)

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

I stopped texting you because you lick windows

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

I stopped texting you when you called me fido!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

stopped texting you because you turned out to be a loony tune and are still in the process of pissing me off and theres too many to mention on here and thank god for the spare sim!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I stopped texting you when you asked me to marry you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I stopped texting you when you told me you were once a man....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I stopped texting you when you told me you were once a man....

lmao...is that why you stopped texting Dave??

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

I stopped texting when u told me all the things u were going to do to me mistress and then sent me a pic of ur cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I stopped texting when you sent me that pic of your cock over the toilet seat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.... When you told me you thought you needed a hairdryer to give me a blow job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...... When you asked me to have your child on the second meet.

........ When you sent me texts and I thought it was a bit stalkerish because you wanted to get to know me asshole

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You said I had a dick like a horse

*I dont like horses since they were put in my god damn burgers*

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By *ilderMan over a year ago

dublin

Cause to be honest compared to fucking you, wanking is more fun!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" When you sent me texts and I thought it was a bit stalkerish because you wanted to get to know me asshole"

Whats wrong with wanting to get to know someone ?

Grouphug

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" When you sent me texts and I thought it was a bit stalkerish because you wanted to get to know me asshole

Whats wrong with wanting to get to know someone ?

Grouphug"

I have no problem with it but some guys don't like you to ask questions about them after they know all about you

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By *lo1 slo2Couple over a year ago

newry

because you wouldn't buy the sweets

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"because you wouldn't buy the sweets

I had cakes instead

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

I stopped texting because you stopped bringing me cake

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Because you stole my last swizzel double lolly and didn't share

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Because you stole my last swizzel double lolly and didn't share

All I saw was DOUBLE & SHARE

Note: I always share

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Its not me really its u the last text asking for my credit card details was a little much don't u think

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You dont appreciate my ankle socks

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By *lwaysforfunMan over a year ago

Swingerstown

"You shagged ma granny!!!!!!!

Only so she'd put a word in for me with you..... Lol

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By *lwaysforfunMan over a year ago

Swingerstown

"You shagged ma granny!!!!!!!

It wasn't Jinty it was when you were stroking my cock and told me you really missed yours...lol

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By *omcattyMan over a year ago

Local

I stopped when u said you,d prefer to correspond by cheque

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"because you wouldn't buy the sweets

haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When you sent your photo you looked like Willie Nelson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i stopped texting u cos u were a boring ole shit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i stopped texting u cos u were a boring ole shit!"

For a second I thought you meant me

Ill rock your world

Random/eventful Texting

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By *itan79Man over a year ago

Somewhere In the Middle

...the kettle boiled..back in 5

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By *agiceyesMan over a year ago

Dublin

Because you live in Burma

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By *lonyMan over a year ago

Walkinstown

Stalker!!

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By *hillen89Man over a year ago

London

...because you said hurling was basically the same as hockey!

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By *lo1 slo2Couple over a year ago

newry

"You dont appreciate my ankle socks

pmsl fimbles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.....because I'm fed up of you farting on me when I'm giving you pussy a licking

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