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If you were Santa......
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you were Santa and based on the above person's profile and/or pics what would you put in their Christmas stocking and why?
 
(So you need to check out the profile and not have your's hidden ok ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you were Santa and based on the above person's profile and/or pics what would you put in their Christmas stocking and why?
(So you need to check out the profile and not have your's hidden ok)"
your stocking wud have just one item frm me travel instructions to a nice comfy hotel spa where you cud indulge to your hearts desire |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you were Santa and based on the above person's profile and/or pics what would you put in their Christmas stocking and why?
(So you need to check out the profile and not have your's hidden ok) your stocking wud have just one item frm me travel instructions to a nice comfy hotel spa where you cud indulge to your hearts desire "
Wish you were Santa  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what would you like in your sock xmass morning? id get him a sex doll so he wouldnt be humping pillows  "
stick your rubber doll,where the sun dont shine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what would you like in your sock xmass morning? id get him a sex doll so he wouldnt be humping pillows
stick your rubber doll,where the sun dont shine."
Ireland?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"what would you like in your sock xmass morning? id get him a sex doll so he wouldnt be humping pillows
stick your rubber doll,where the sun dont shine.
Ireland?? "
LMAO...very true 
Well definitely no delay spray needed here  Has to be a new partner to replace PMS Avenger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think cowboy needs a SINGLE MALE
and instead of performing "Cow Girl" he can perform "Cow Man"
Mmmoooooooooooooo
Note: The first thing I saw on his page was No Single Guys  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I was Santa I'd give your the entire contents of my sack
Eh no thanks
You weren't offered"
Baldyballs you obv dont know how to play this game right
Rule #1
Read the rules  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I was Santa I'd give your the entire contents of my sack
Eh no thanks
You weren't offered
Baldyballs you obv dont know how to play this game right
Rule #1
Read the rules "
Awkward for sure Galway.
Cheers for clearing that up
Now yo get the ball rolling again. Id give you the keys to the fab playboy Manson ( if there was one) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A sexy meet with a lady with a Scottish accent "
Do you know any?
She must fit this bill:
*Be Scottish
*Be a bitta craic
*Have no teeth missing
And be no relation to RAB C.NESBIT |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A sexy meet with a lady with a Scottish accent
Do you know any?
She must fit this bill:
*Be Scottish
*Be a bitta craic
*Have no teeth missing
And be no relation to RAB C.NESBIT "
defo know this lass |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No...but I might know someone who might know someone
Do what ya gotta do so and let me know!
*PUTS CONTRACT BACK IN MY BRIEFCASE*
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See above ...told you so!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No...but I might know someone who might know someone
Do what ya gotta do so and let me know!
*PUTS CONTRACT BACK IN MY BRIEFCASE*
See above ...told you so!! "
Told me so ? Which? Who is this secret woman x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think cowboy needs a SINGLE MALE
and instead of performing "Cow Girl" he can perform "Cow Man"
Mmmoooooooooooooo
Note: The first thing I saw on his page was No Single Guys "
just had a call from up
north,and he tells me your getting nothing this year.i say yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,gud on you santy,your the man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guide on how to "have a less detailed profile"
? Hugs
Ouch!!! I spent bloody ages on that...its my best work *stomps off in a huff*  "
Break down that wall/barrier its not wo bad in here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me as his pillion passanger......and I can undo his bow too "
love to give you a sexy pair of heels.no clothes,just wearing heels cheeky ,such a turn on.
whats your size??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A watch for timing lol
My timing was fine- Ness was out of sync
Very ungentlemanly jumping the queue like that!! "
Its all about the timing Ness and you've came into my life at such perfect timing
**Opens my door** |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me as his pillion passanger......and I can undo his bow too love to give you a sexy pair of heels.no clothes,just wearing heels cheeky ,such a turn on.
whats your size???"
Dainty...just like my mouth .... Im a 4. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A watch for timing lol
My timing was fine- Ness was out of sync
Very ungentlemanly jumping the queue like that!!
Its all about the timing Ness and you've came into my life at such perfect timing
**Opens my door** "
Is that to let me in or throw me out
A pizza cutter for that pizza Mizzz sent him.......remember
*sharing is caring* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A watch for timing lol
My timing was fine- Ness was out of sync
Very ungentlemanly jumping the queue like that!!
Its all about the timing Ness and you've came into my life at such perfect timing
**Opens my door**
Is that to let me in or throw me out
A pizza cutter for that pizza Mizzz sent him.......remember
*sharing is caring* "
How could you mention another woman and you're only IN MY DOOR 5 mins?
I got my own pizza cutters- im no amateur
Im just happy to have you as a present to be honest
*shares a sneaky kiss* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A watch for timing lol
My timing was fine- Ness was out of sync
Very ungentlemanly jumping the queue like that!!
Its all about the timing Ness and you've came into my life at such perfect timing
**Opens my door**
Is that to let me in or throw me out
A pizza cutter for that pizza Mizzz sent him.......remember
*sharing is caring* "
Indeed it is...  |
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