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a good excuse for an untidy house?
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By *al2001 OP Man
over a year ago
kildare |
Im meetin a fbuddy later and my house is upside down.whats a good excuse?
The real reason is im tired after workin all week and I had a glass of captain morgans and its gome straightto me 'ead.and then I started watchin zulu on 2.bear Iin mind I cant blame the dog I blame him fir too much already.its causin friction between us |
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"Im meetin a fbuddy later and my house is upside down.whats a good excuse?
The real reason is im tired after workin all week and I had a glass of captain morgans and its gome straightto me 'ead.and then I started watchin zulu on 2.bear Iin mind I cant blame the dog I blame him fir too much already.its causin friction between us"
You've just been burgled?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If she comments, tell her that's really why you asked her to come round.
Ill act distraught n say I cant face clearing up the broken remains of my life"
*sob "but maybe....just maybe with your help?"
*sob :..( |
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By *al2001 OP Man
over a year ago
kildare |
"If she comments, tell her that's really why you asked her to come round.
Ill act distraught n say I cant face clearing up the broken remains of my life
*sob "but maybe....just maybe with your help?"
*sob :..("
I like it.and not a mention of rum or the dog at all |
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By *al2001 OP Man
over a year ago
kildare |
"have you dinner ready? because women always like to be cooked for she will forgive you anything..... trust me"
Dont know if we are at the cookin for each other stage yet.still in the fuckin like animals stage.barely know each other like  |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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"have you dinner ready? because women always like to be cooked for she will forgive you anything..... trust me
Dont know if we are at the cookin for each other stage yet.still in the fuckin like animals stage.barely know each other like "
ok well then she is not gonna care if your place is a mess or not she wont be thinking of all the hours of intensive training she is gonna have to put in id say ur good to |
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By *al2001 OP Man
over a year ago
kildare |
"have you dinner ready? because women always like to be cooked for she will forgive you anything..... trust me
Dont know if we are at the cookin for each other stage yet.still in the fuckin like animals stage.barely know each other like
ok well then she is not gonna care if your place is a mess or not she wont be thinking of all the hours of intensive training she is gonna have to put in id say ur good to"
Great idea.so ill pounce on her as soon as she walks in and stay there til she leaves tomoro.ill go with this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just say you normally have a cleaner but he or she didn't turn up today and you were working all day and excuse the mess.
Think ill just pounce on her"
Hal you're even giving me the hot flushes thinking of that ha ha
I wouldn't care what's untidy....take me now ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alternatively, you're a man and it looks fine to you!  "
That works for me everytime!
Alternatively,
just open the door naked......
Hey presto!!..... What mess!!
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