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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's what caused me all the agony!!!!!!
And it ain't the first time iv used.....but the first time it went wrong..... Not changing again!   "
Did you not check the reviews on Amazon about veet first? |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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Ffs stay away from the veet unless u want red glow in the dark balls
last time we had a virgin shaver on the fourms it involved two bottles of red wine a new razor and a lot of encouragement from other fourmsters it was feckin hilarious still get a smile on my face thinking of that thread
best wet shave mate and don't wait till the stuble is tearing the leg of u before u reshave after a while it becomes easy  |
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By *ean0001Man
over a year ago
Dublin West |
Shaves in the shower every day. Once you get past the first few days you are just keeping it under control.
A good razor and sensitive gel or foam and make sure you shower for a few mins to soften the hair and skin before you start.
Take the long hair off with clippers if it's your first time then shave what's left after the clippers.
Can do it in seconds now I have been doing it so long.
And the girls seem to enjoy it. Have had a few shave me too which is very erotic. |
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"Ffs stay away from the veet unless u want red glow in the dark balls
last time we had a virgin shaver on the fourms it involved two bottles of red wine a new razor and a lot of encouragement from other fourmsters it was feckin hilarious still get a smile on my face thinking of that thread
best wet shave mate and don't wait till the stuble is tearing the leg of u before u reshave after a while it becomes easy "
I haven't touched the wine since that awful night!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs stay away from the veet unless u want red glow in the dark balls
last time we had a virgin shaver on the fourms it involved two bottles of red wine a new razor and a lot of encouragement from other fourmsters it was feckin hilarious still get a smile on my face thinking of that thread
best wet shave mate and don't wait till the stuble is tearing the leg of u before u reshave after a while it becomes easy
I haven't touched the wine since that awful night! "
I'd say that's not the only thing you haven't touched since that fateful night!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"get them waxed...mmmmm "
tried doin that one nite too......
Not good either.... Lol
but i used veet before and it was veet for men..... Dos that make a differ....
Sachage ......delicate stuff!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"get them waxed...mmmmm tried doin that one nite too......
Not good either.... Lol
but i used veet before and it was veet for men..... Dos that make a differ....
Sachage ......delicate stuff! "
no not waxed one night.that implied a non pro tried it.getting it done properly is deadly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"get them waxed...mmmmm tried doin that one nite too......
Not good either.... Lol
but i used veet before and it was veet for men..... Dos that make a differ....
Sachage ......delicate stuff!
no not waxed one night.that implied a non pro tried it.getting it done properly is deadly"
Deadly painful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"get them waxed...mmmmm tried doin that one nite too......
Not good either.... Lol
but i used veet before and it was veet for men..... Dos that make a differ....
Sachage ......delicate stuff!
no not waxed one night.that implied a non pro tried it.getting it done properly is deadly
Deadly painful "
yeah..mmmmm the pain from wax is nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"get them waxed...mmmmm tried doin that one nite too......
Not good either.... Lol
but i used veet before and it was veet for men..... Dos that make a differ....
Sachage ......delicate stuff!
no not waxed one night.that implied a non pro tried it.getting it done properly is deadly
Deadly painful
yeah..mmmmm the pain from wax is nice"
I like a bit of pain but need a bit of pleasure with it and I dint think a beautician would be up for the pleasure bit or allow me to bring my own |
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"Ffs stay away from the veet unless u want red glow in the dark balls
last time we had a virgin shaver on the fourms it involved two bottles of red wine a new razor and a lot of encouragement from other fourmsters it was feckin hilarious still get a smile on my face thinking of that thread
best wet shave mate and don't wait till the stuble is tearing the leg of u before u reshave after a while it becomes easy
I haven't touched the wine since that awful night!
I'd say that's not the only thing you haven't touched since that fateful night!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"get them waxed...mmmmm tried doin that one nite too......
Not good either.... Lol
but i used veet before and it was veet for men..... Dos that make a differ....
Sachage ......delicate stuff!
no not waxed one night.that implied a non pro tried it.getting it done properly is deadly"
ya non pro as in me.
couldn't hold me sackage tight enough with one hand....nearly riped it off lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"get them waxed...mmmmm tried doin that one nite too......
Not good either.... Lol
but i used veet before and it was veet for men..... Dos that make a differ....
Sachage ......delicate stuff!
no not waxed one night.that implied a non pro tried it.getting it done properly is deadlyya non pro as in me.
couldn't hold me sackage tight enough with one hand....nearly riped it off lol"
if u get it done properly its a pleasurable experience |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"get them waxed...mmmmm tried doin that one nite too......
Not good either.... Lol
but i used veet before and it was veet for men..... Dos that make a differ....
Sachage ......delicate stuff!
no not waxed one night.that implied a non pro tried it.getting it done properly is deadlyya non pro as in me.
couldn't hold me sackage tight enough with one hand....nearly riped it off lol
if u get it done properly its a pleasurable experience "
Call me boring... Ill stick to my Mach 3 |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"get them waxed...mmmmm tried doin that one nite too......
Not good either.... Lol
but i used veet before and it was veet for men..... Dos that make a differ....
Sachage ......delicate stuff!
no not waxed one night.that implied a non pro tried it.getting it done properly is deadlyya non pro as in me.
couldn't hold me sackage tight enough with one hand....nearly riped it off lol
if u get it done properly its a pleasurable experience
Call me boring... Ill stick to my Mach 3"
try gillet power glide battery operated its a new experience |
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"Ffs stay away from the veet unless u want red glow in the dark balls
last time we had a virgin shaver on the fourms it involved two bottles of red wine a new razor and a lot of encouragement from other fourmsters it was feckin hilarious still get a smile on my face thinking of that thread
best wet shave mate and don't wait till the stuble is tearing the leg of u before u reshave after a while it becomes easy "
ohhj cj I remember that thread it was hilarious |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Ffs stay away from the veet unless u want red glow in the dark balls
last time we had a virgin shaver on the fourms it involved two bottles of red wine a new razor and a lot of encouragement from other fourmsters it was feckin hilarious still get a smile on my face thinking of that thread
best wet shave mate and don't wait till the stuble is tearing the leg of u before u reshave after a while it becomes easy ohhj cj I remember that thread it was hilarious"
still laughing here but i think the last six pints have a lot to do with that looks like an appearance in chat tonight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Awww lads I bet it was the pink tube of veet u all tried its no wonder ur balls were on fire try the veet sensitive next time it doesn't sting half as bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awww lads I bet it was the pink tube of veet u all tried its no wonder ur balls were on fire try the veet sensitive next time it doesn't sting half as bad "
that fecking tube of veet should be banned lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awww lads I bet it was the pink tube of veet u all tried its no wonder ur balls were on fire try the veet sensitive next time it doesn't sting half as bad
that fecking tube of veet should be banned lol"
awww don't be spoiling the fun Mrs I like to hear them scream lol |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Awww lads I bet it was the pink tube of veet u all tried its no wonder ur balls were on fire try the veet sensitive next time it doesn't sting half as bad
that fecking tube of veet should be banned lol"
maybe u could enlighten us maybe u have a story to tell us |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awww lads I bet it was the pink tube of veet u all tried its no wonder ur balls were on fire try the veet sensitive next time it doesn't sting half as bad
that fecking tube of veet should be banned lol
maybe u could enlighten us maybe u have a story to tell us"
lol..go back to your pints :p  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awww lads I bet it was the pink tube of veet u all tried its no wonder ur balls were on fire try the veet sensitive next time it doesn't sting half as bad
that fecking tube of veet should be banned lol
awww don't be spoiling the fun Mrs I like to hear them scream lol "
ahhh no scream in esctasy yes pain no...dont be so cruel...but then again im sure we could find a cream to cool them down LMAO |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awww lads I bet it was the pink tube of veet u all tried its no wonder ur balls were on fire try the veet sensitive next time it doesn't sting half as bad
that fecking tube of veet should be banned lol
awww don't be spoiling the fun Mrs I like to hear them scream lol
ahhh no scream in esctasy yes pain no...dont be so cruel...but then again im sure we could find a cream to cool them down LMAO "
me cruel???? Never Mrs u know I haven't a cruel bone in me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lads.... lets get it out here... F.F.S do not use any hair removal creams on yer bits.... you might as well dip them in battery acid and then grill them on high for 10 mins !!!!!!!!!!!!
Use a razor.... 1st time sit in a nice warm bath for 10 mins or so, give em a good soaping and go to work with a razor...
Then every time you shower give em a good soaping, rinse em off, rub conditioner in give it 2 mins and shave away... simples
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If u do want an easy way around it guys get yourself some magic powder on ebay its great for removing pubic hair it. Does exactly what it says on the tin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awww lads I bet it was the pink tube of veet u all tried its no wonder ur balls were on fire try the veet sensitive next time it doesn't sting half as bad
that fecking tube of veet should be banned lol"
I agree. Whatever damage it does to balls it's nothing compared to it getting in your fanjulie by accident. Here was me preparing for a night of passion..had to put that on ice too |
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"Lads.... lets get it out here... F.F.S do not use any hair removal creams on yer bits.... you might as well dip them in battery acid and then grill them on high for 10 mins !!!!!!!!!!!!
Use a razor.... 1st time sit in a nice warm bath for 10 mins or so, give em a good soaping and go to work with a razor...
Then every time you shower give em a good soaping, rinse em off, rub conditioner in give it 2 mins and shave away... simples
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hoif point dave men should never use any hair removal cream on there bits shaving or waxing. |
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"If u do want an easy way around it guys get yourself some magic powder on ebay its great for removing pubic hair it. Does exactly what it says on the tin "
I just got the platinum one yesterday...cant wait to try it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the only reason i'm wary of wet shaving the old coin purse is because of the walnut like texture of the skin....it's just asking to be nicked and cut....how do ye manage it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"the only reason i'm wary of wet shaving the old coin purse is because of the walnut like texture of the skin....it's just asking to be nicked and cut....how do ye manage it?"
do it in shower so warm and hold ur sack ....bit of pressure streches the skin.....i thought the same untill i did in under running water  |
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