I saw this on another site and it was really funny..
There's a bottle on the beach, washed up by the tide, you open it and out pops a Genie who grants you a single wish, although you may make a wish, the genie will grant it, with a twist.... for the genie is a bit demented with a sick sense of humor. The Genie's wishes are really the flying fickle finger of fate!
In other words, it becomes the wish from
HELL!
The object of this game is to screw up the previous person's wish then make a wish for the next person to mess with.
WARNING:
This thread may become addictive and may result in brain torture! How do I know?
The Genie can NEVER do anything right. If he did, it will unravel the fabric of space / time and DESTROY ALL LIFE!!! Besides, that is against Genie union rules. He is bound by IBOMWGB - Intergalactic Brotherhood Of Mythical Wish Granting Beings.
There are a number of things that can go wrong. English is not his first language, He is hard of hearing, he can take a wish too literally, or he can be outright sadistic.
The thread can never end ( Evil laughter echos through marbled halls )
Stolen from a thread elsewhere..
I'll Start:
I wish for a kitten! |
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over a year ago
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"...I wish for a kitten!"
"I'll grant your wish for a mitten. But you may only ever have ONE mitten for the rest of your life" mwahahahaha!
I wish for a goose that lays solid gold eggs. |
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By *S74Man
over a year ago
Dublin |
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I grant you yer goose with golden eggs but gold looses all its value and you'd be better off with real eggs!
i wish for a knight in shining amour. "
I grant you your knight with the ability of "The Shining" and he'll stalk you for life! "Heeeere's Jooooohnny!" lol
I wish you would verify me!! |
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over a year ago
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"I will disect you and verify that you are indeed human...
I wish for the power of flight"
you can now fly bit beware that you ability to fly is limited to a certain amount of time n you could literally drop frm the sky at any stage . I wish for immortality |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
otherside of nowhere |
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I grant you yer goose with golden eggs but gold looses all its value and you'd be better off with real eggs!
i wish for a knight in shining amour.
I grant you your knight with the ability of "The Shining" and he'll stalk you for life! "Heeeere's Jooooohnny!" lol
I wish you would verify me!!"
I grant ur wish to be verified as said stalker
Now I want a pair of Jimmy choos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish someone tell me what to do with this game I think I'm thick "
You grant the previous wish but twist it evily snyway you want. Then make your own wish... |
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"I wish someone tell me what to do with this game I think I'm thick
I grant ur wish to be told about the game just not by me
I stil want the shoes"
I grant you your shoes, but they won't match your dress and you'll have to go naked!
I wish for some quiet time alone with leo varadkar so I can set him straight on a few things! Lol |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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"I wish someone tell me what to do with this game I think I'm thick
I grant ur wish to be told about the game just not by me
I stil want the shoes
I grant you your shoes, but they won't match your dress and you'll have to go naked!
I wish for some quiet time alone with leo varadkar so I can set him straight on a few things! Lol "
I grant ur wish that Leo is not straight and u get to explore all the possibilitys of the northern corridor
Now I want a fuel card |
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"I wish someone tell me what to do with this game I think I'm thick
I grant ur wish to be told about the game just not by me
I stil want the shoes
I grant you your shoes, but they won't match your dress and you'll have to go naked!
I wish for some quiet time alone with leo varadkar so I can set him straight on a few things! Lol "
I grant your wish Michael but the bollocks won't listen to ya  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I grant your wish of a massive scrambled egg and will def throw humpty from the top of the Empire State building to break him. Weird request but I'll do it. I wish I had 10 inch cock. |
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"I grant you the wish of a ten inch clock.
Now I wish for the ability to read minds."
I grant you the ability to read minds bit only of dirty old men 80 plus and u can only read their thoughts in regards to you
I wish to be able to breed through my ears |
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"I grant you the wish of a ten inch clock.
Now I wish for the ability to read minds.
I grant you the ability to read minds bit only of dirty old men 80 plus and u can only read their thoughts in regards to you
I wish to be able to breed through my ears "
I grant you the wish to breed through your ears, but all the babies you produce will be in excess of 12lb weight.
I wish for world peace! |
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"I grant ur whish that micheals dick falls off but it attaches to ur hand and u become known as handy dick
i wish for a mff "
I've already granted your wish, and I've extended it to the whole country (26 counties). We've all truly been fucked by FF :-
I wish for happiness for all the lickle children! (  |
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i grant you your wish for an f f m however it will be a fish fly and a monkey gettin it on , while you watch wishing your mickey had fallen off if this is the action your getting nowadays ...i wish for a cure for itchy nipples .  |
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over a year ago
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"I grant you your wish of a mmf and the female is a cross dresser with a liking for big butts.
I wish for a huge bed of fun"
I grand you your huge bed of fun but you cannot get into it you can only watch.
I wish for a nudest beach near me that the sun is always shining on |
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"i grant you your wish for an f f m however it will be a fish fly and a monkey gettin it on , while you watch wishing your mickey had fallen off if this is the action your getting nowadays ...i wish for a cure for itchy nipples . "
Your wish I'd granted, but you'll have to live with hairy hands for the rest of your days!
I wish for a nice curry! |
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"I grant ur whish that micheals dick falls off but it attaches to ur hand and u become known as handy dick
i wish for a mff
I've already granted your wish, and I've extended it to the whole country (26 counties). We've all truly been fucked by FF :-
I wish for happiness for all the lickle children! ( "
I grant you your wish of children who love to lick Lollys for happiness
And wish for a box of tissues |
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"I grant the box of tissues .
I wish for robbie in my bed tonight  "
I grant you your wish for robbie coltrane in your bed tonight
I wish for a twelve inch penis |
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I'll grant u wish for the twelve inch penis...but with it comes a most severe case if erectile dysfunction unresponsive to all medicinal aids
I wish for a day where all women must grant all men their desires without asking any questions !!! |
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"I'll grant u wish for the twelve inch penis...but with it comes a most severe case if erectile dysfunction unresponsive to all medicinal aids
I wish for a day where all women must grant all men their desires without asking any questions !!!"
I grant your wish where women must grunt atmen about their desires
I wish to get a meet |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I'll grant u wish for the twelve inch penis...but with it comes a most severe case if erectile dysfunction unresponsive to all medicinal aids
I wish for a day where all women must grant all men their desires without asking any questions !!!"
granted ur wish for a day when women will grind ur desires without any confusion
i wish for orgie of naked bodies where every one shudders in climax |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"your meet is granted - it's a 97 year old crone who east liver raw for breakfast.
I wish for peace on earth. "
Peace in earth is granted...however space travel is more affordable and every swinger on earth has left for mars.
I wish for peace on mars!!  |
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"I'll grant u wish for the twelve inch penis...but with it comes a most severe case if erectile dysfunction unresponsive to all medicinal aids
I wish for a day where all women must grant all men their desires without asking any questions !!!
granted ur wish for a day when women will grind ur desires without any confusion
i wish for orgie of naked bodies where every one shudders in climax"
ur orgy is granted wild sex follows with naked hot women n behind the scene it's all filmed n uploaded on the web I wish for wild sex on a sun kissed beach with naked beauties |
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"I'll grant u wish for the twelve inch penis...but with it comes a most severe case if erectile dysfunction unresponsive to all medicinal aids
I wish for a day where all women must grant all men their desires without asking any questions !!!
granted ur wish for a day when women will grind ur desires without any confusion
i wish for orgie of naked bodies where every one shudders in climax ur orgy is granted wild sex follows with naked hot women n behind the scene it's all filmed n uploaded on the web I wish for wild sex on a sun kissed beach with naked beauties"
I grant your wish for wild sex on a beach with naked boot-ties
I wish for a go on eva longoria |
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"I grant you ur wish for a go on Ava longina but she falls at the first hurdle
I wish for tractor with big wheels"
I grant you your tractor with big wheels but it's got no seat
I wish to be 35 again |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I grant you ur wish for a go on Ava longina but she falls at the first hurdle
I wish for tractor with big wheels
I grant you your tractor with big wheels but it's got no seat
I wish to be 35 again"
wish grated u will gain 35 pounds
i wish for a night of fun and frolics |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I grant you ur wish for a go on Ava longina but she falls at the first hurdle
I wish for tractor with big wheels
I grant you your tractor with big wheels but it's got no seat
I wish to be 35 again"
wish granted u will gain 35 pounds
i wish for a night of fun and frolics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I grant you ur wish for a go on Ava longina but she falls at the first hurdle
I wish for tractor with big wheels
I grant you your tractor with big wheels but it's got no seat
I wish to be 35 again
wish granted u will gain 35 pounds
i wish for a night of fun and frolics "
i grant your wish of a fella in a frock
i wish for a boat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i grant your wish of a fella in a frock
i wish for a boat"
Granted but you will spend the entire time bailing it out as it has a hole that can never be filled
I wish I liked group sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your wish granted you will never like men
and you will retire to the nearest convert and locked away.
I wish for sex now "
ok wish granted you can have pecks
I wish to be able to play the song i'm named for the whole way through
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"Your wish granted you will never like men
and you will retire to the nearest convert and locked away.
I wish for sex now
ok wish granted you can have pecks
I wish to be able to play the song i'm named for the whole way through
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Ok wish granted but you can't hear as you are deaf.
I wish for three hot fit straight men to have sex with |
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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago
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"Your wish granted you will never like men
and you will retire to the nearest convert and locked away.
I wish for sex now
ok wish granted you can have pecks
I wish to be able to play the song i'm named for the whole way through
Ok wish granted but you can't hear as you are deaf.
I wish for three hot fit straight men to have sex with"
We grant ur wish but ur going to be left frustrated as none of them can get it up 
We wish for a room full of hot bi cpls |
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"Your wish granted you will never like men
and you will retire to the nearest convert and locked away.
I wish for sex now
ok wish granted you can have pecks
I wish to be able to play the song i'm named for the whole way through
Ok wish granted but you can't hear as you are deaf.
I wish for three hot fit straight men to have sex with
We grant ur wish but ur going to be left frustrated as none of them can get it up
We wish for a room full of hot bi cpls "
your wish is granted a room full of bought bicycles are yours
i wish for utopia |
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over a year ago
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I wish to be able to play the song i'm named for the whole way through
Ok wish granted but you can't hear as you are deaf.
I wish for three hot fit straight men to have sex with
We grant ur wish but ur going to be left frustrated as none of them can get it up
We wish for a room full of hot bi cpls
your wish is granted a room full of bought bicycles are yours
i wish for utopia"
Got it but you are stuck outside 
I wish to be a kept woman |
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over a year ago
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I wish to be able to play the song i'm named for the whole way through
Ok wish granted but you can't hear as you are deaf.
I wish for three hot fit straight men to have sex with
We grant ur wish but ur going to be left frustrated as none of them can get it up
We wish for a room full of hot bi cpls
your wish is granted a room full of bought bicycles are yours
i wish for utopia
Got it but you are stuck outside
I wish to be a kept woman"
I grant your wish you are a kept woman in a cage only let out to work
I wish for a vat of chocolate |
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I wish to be able to play the song i'm named for the whole way through
Ok wish granted but you can't hear as you are deaf.
I wish for three hot fit straight men to have sex with
We grant ur wish but ur going to be left frustrated as none of them can get it up
We wish for a room full of hot bi cpls
your wish is granted a room full of bought bicycles are yours
i wish for utopia
Got it but you are stuck outside
I wish to be a kept woman
I grant your wish you are a kept woman in a cage only let out to work
I wish for a vat of chocolate"
It's a vat of out of date cooking chocolate...
I wish for a new bathroom suite with hydrotherapy bath |
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I wish to be able to play the song i'm named for the whole way through
Ok wish granted but you can't hear as you are deaf.
I wish for three hot fit straight men to have sex with
We grant ur wish but ur going to be left frustrated as none of them can get it up
We wish for a room full of hot bi cpls
your wish is granted a room full of bought bicycles are yours
i wish for utopia
Got it but you are stuck outside
I wish to be a kept woman
I grant your wish you are a kept woman in a cage only let out to work
I wish for a vat of chocolate
It's a vat of out of date cooking chocolate...
I wish for a new bathroom suite with hydrotherapy bath"
granted, your water torture chamber is ready
i wish for a sonic screwdriver |
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"I grant your wish to go to the venue... Pub in cork
I wish for loads of money"
I grant your wish for loads of money shots and will be emailing you to organise this ASAP!
I wish for the wisdom to choose a good wish! |
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