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A man sees his friend in a pub and says, "You're not going to believe this, but I've just picked a woman up in the woods dogging she’s a fucking nymph, she’s in my car in the car park. She's wearing me out! Can you go out to the car and keep her busy? The interior light is off, so she won't know you're not me!"
His friend agrees and goes out to his car.
They climb into the back seat and start going at it.
A few minutes later, a copper sees them and starts banging on the window, shining his torch inside. "What the hell do you two think you're doing?"
The man says, "Oh, there's nothing wrong, she's my wife."
The copper says, "Oh, sorry, I didn't know."
The man says " No Neither did I until you shone that fucking torch in here." |
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