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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Looking at my dog today and thought to myself fuck I wish I could get my head between my legs and give myself a good licking. Would be handy wouldn't it cos sometimes a bit of oral is all it takes damned dogs   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i totally agree....lucky bastids 
Lol and I'm betting many is the fella who would love to give his auld todger a bit of attention too
Some of them would never stop "
the lucky ones do..!!! i had a guy mail me saying he could suck himself and showed me pics....was very funny...lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"i totally agree....lucky bastids
Lol and I'm betting many is the fella who would love to give his auld todger a bit of attention too
Some of them would never stop "
Lol can't say as I'd blame them lol. I wonder would I actually lol.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"i totally agree....lucky bastids
Lol and I'm betting many is the fella who would love to give his auld todger a bit of attention too
Some of them would never stop
the lucky ones do..!!! i had a guy mail me saying he could suck himself and showed me pics....was very funny...lol"
Oh think I chatted with him once too but seriously strange to look at the pics. Would love to see it live though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i totally agree....lucky bastids
Lol and I'm betting many is the fella who would love to give his auld todger a bit of attention too
Some of them would never stop
the lucky ones do..!!! i had a guy mail me saying he could suck himself and showed me pics....was very funny...lol
Oh think I chatted with him once too but seriously strange to look at the pics. Would love to see it live though "
i would LOVE to see it live |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was talking to a friend one day and we were watching his dog licking his nuts. I said "fuck it, I wish I could do that". He reckoned if I gave the dog a biscuit he might let me! "
Seem to remember u posting this exact comment on another thread a while back mick
U know repetition is the first sign of senility lol. Next u will be outdoors in the nip o wait think someone beat u to that. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i totally agree....lucky bastids
Lol and I'm betting many is the fella who would love to give his auld todger a bit of attention too
Some of them would never stop
the lucky ones do..!!! i had a guy mail me saying he could suck himself and showed me pics....was very funny...lol
Oh think I chatted with him once too but seriously strange to look at the pics. Would love to see it live though
i would LOVE to see it live "
Hmmmm a live self sucking show oh fuck that would be soooo hot!!!! Wonder could we talk him into doing it on cam for us lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i totally agree....lucky bastids
Lol and I'm betting many is the fella who would love to give his auld todger a bit of attention too
Some of them would never stop
the lucky ones do..!!! i had a guy mail me saying he could suck himself and showed me pics....was very funny...lol
Oh think I chatted with him once too but seriously strange to look at the pics. Would love to see it live though
i would LOVE to see it live
Hmmmm a live self sucking show oh fuck that would be soooo hot!!!! Wonder could we talk him into doing it on cam for us lol "
hhmmm |
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"I was talking to a friend one day and we were watching his dog licking his nuts. I said "fuck it, I wish I could do that". He reckoned if I gave the dog a biscuit he might let me!
Seem to remember u posting this exact comment on another thread a while back mick
U know repetition is the first sign of senility lol. Next u will be outdoors in the nip o wait think someone beat u to that. Lol "
It's feckin' cold here in Lucan with no clothes on! Brrr!
Anyway, the old ones are the best  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was talking to a friend one day and we were watching his dog licking his nuts. I said "fuck it, I wish I could do that". He reckoned if I gave the dog a biscuit he might let me!
Seem to remember u posting this exact comment on another thread a while back mick
U know repetition is the first sign of senility lol. Next u will be outdoors in the nip o wait think someone beat u to that. Lol
It's feckin' cold here in Lucan with no clothes on! Brrr!
Anyway, the old ones are the best "
Oldies are Goldie's |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looking at my dog today and thought to myself fuck I wish I could get my head between my legs and give myself a good licking. Would be handy wouldn't it cos sometimes a bit of oral is all it takes damned dogs "
why would you want to?like cooking n cleaning,n looking after the kids,that's what women are for.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looking at my dog today and thought to myself fuck I wish I could get my head between my legs and give myself a good licking. Would be handy wouldn't it cos sometimes a bit of oral is all it takes damned dogs
why would you want to?like cooking n cleaning,n looking after the kids,that's what women are for. "
i totally agree....!!! coz men fuck that up too... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Looking at my dog today and thought to myself fuck I wish I could get my head between my legs and give myself a good licking. Would be handy wouldn't it cos sometimes a bit of oral is all it takes damned dogs
why would you want to?like cooking n cleaning,n looking after the kids,that's what women are for. "
And when the cooking and cleaning is all done and the kids are gone what then?? I'd still like a head between my legs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looking at my dog today and thought to myself fuck I wish I could get my head between my legs and give myself a good licking. Would be handy wouldn't it cos sometimes a bit of oral is all it takes damned dogs
why would you want to?like cooking n cleaning,n looking after the kids,that's what women are for.
And when the cooking and cleaning is all done and the kids are gone what then?? I'd still like a head between my legs"
i would high five you right now....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looking at my dog today and thought to myself fuck I wish I could get my head between my legs and give myself a good licking. Would be handy wouldn't it cos sometimes a bit of oral is all it takes damned dogs
why would you want to?like cooking n cleaning,n looking after the kids,that's what women are for.
And when the cooking and cleaning is all done and the kids are gone what then?? I'd still like a head between my legs
i would high five you right now....lol"
Should imagine everyone's too busy sucking themselves to be doing with that caper |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"caper???
please dont have been an insult coz i will only get banned again..lol"
Caper - an illicit or ridiculous activity or escapade.
"I'm too old for this kind of caper"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"caper???
please dont have been an insult coz i will only get banned again..lol
Caper - an illicit or ridiculous activity or escapade.
"I'm too old for this kind of caper"
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phew....thank god im really dumb..!!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"caper???
please dont have been an insult coz i will only get banned again..lol
Caper - an illicit or ridiculous activity or escapade.
"I'm too old for this kind of caper"
phew....thank god im really dumb..!!! lol "
Not at all lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've an idea for a new toy lol
are u going to share it 
A vibrating tongue that heats up to body temperature and has sat nav"
Sat nav? I'm not that big that I can't find me fanny  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"U could always buy a Lapp dog
Ewww now that's animal cruelty
no its not u would feed him give him a warm place to lay his head and pet him what's cruel about that  "
U forgot a warm wet place
Ok I'm even grossing myself out now oh shit   |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"U could always buy a Lapp dog
Ewww now that's animal cruelty
no its not u would feed him give him a warm place to lay his head and pet him what's cruel about that
U forgot a warm wet place
Ok I'm even grossing myself out now oh shit "
other than that time to join a yoga class and get flexible |
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By (user no longer on site)
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So the old adage of why does a dog lick his own balls.......
Statistically 68% of dogs in Ireland have had a gonadectomy, so it's not their balls they're licking; and if your dog is one of the 17% of male dogs that are cryptorchid then technically the dog is only licking one ball. Useless information I know but who cares  |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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"So the old adage of why does a dog lick his own balls.......
Statistically 68% of dogs in Ireland have had a gonadectomy, so it's not their balls they're licking; and if your dog is one of the 17% of male dogs that are cryptorchid then technically the dog is only licking one ball. Useless information I know but who cares "
not useless if your a dog that swings and can read..............I have 3 male dogs none are doctored mr davie wouldent let me get them done said it would be cruel lol |
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