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over a year ago
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dying for a dump! ya hit the bog,drop em! its nasty.............u look over ur shoulder! bam there it is, no shit roll..........theres none in the house so wat you do???????????? lol   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"dying for a dump! ya hit the bog,drop em! its nasty.............u look over ur shoulder! bam there it is, no shit roll..........theres none in the house so wat you do???????????? lol "
Wish ye luck with that one
For future reference though, here's a cost cutting measure that may help.
Take one square of your chosen bog roll, fold in half then in quarter. On the unopened corner tear away a small piece about the size of a pea and place this piece in your pocket. Unfold the square of bog roll and place middle finger through the aperture in the centre of the sheet. Wipe ass as usual then gather the sheet round the finger. With a wringing and twisting motion gently pull the tissue up and off the finger removing feces as you move. Repeat this a second or third time depending on necessity. When finished flush bog and the piece in ur pocket is for the tricky bit under ur nails. Hope this helps  |
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"dying for a dump! ya hit the bog,drop em! its nasty.............u look over ur shoulder! bam there it is, no shit roll..........theres none in the house so wat you do???????????? lol
Wish ye luck with that one
For future reference though, here's a cost cutting measure that may help.
Take one square of your chosen bog roll, fold in half then in quarter. On the unopened corner tear away a small piece about the size of a pea and place this piece in your pocket. Unfold the square of bog roll and place middle finger through the aperture in the centre of the sheet. Wipe ass as usual then gather the sheet round the finger. With a wringing and twisting motion gently pull the tissue up and off the finger removing feces as you move. Repeat this a second or third time depending on necessity. When finished flush bog and the piece in ur pocket is for the tricky bit under ur nails. Hope this helps "
......FK ALL THAT! IV USED A SOCK IN MY TIME LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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be a man ,,,,, shake it of ,,,,  |
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"dying for a dump! ya hit the bog,drop em! its nasty.............u look over ur shoulder! bam there it is, no shit roll..........theres none in the house so wat you do???????????? lol
i dont use cheap bog roll on my ass,i use baby wipes  "
Jump in for a shower haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"dying for a dump! ya hit the bog,drop em! its nasty.............u look over ur shoulder! bam there it is, no shit roll..........theres none in the house so wat you do???????????? lol
i dont use cheap bog roll on my ass,i use baby wipes
Jump in for a shower haha"
what if your in a prota loo lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"dying for a dump! ya hit the bog,drop em! its nasty.............u look over ur shoulder! bam there it is, no shit roll..........theres none in the house so wat you do???????????? lol
i dont use cheap bog roll on my ass,i use baby wipes
Jump in for a shower haha
what if your in a prota loo lol"
Whatever you do dont breathe in and deffo dont strike a match pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"dying for a dump! ya hit the bog,drop em! its nasty.............u look over ur shoulder! bam there it is, no shit roll..........theres none in the house so wat you do???????????? lol
i dont use cheap bog roll on my ass,i use baby wipes
Jump in for a shower haha
what if your in a prota loo lol Whatever you do dont breathe in and deffo dont strike a match pmsl "
that is some top noch advice |
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