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I just might marry my rabbit...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies,
I took a wee break from using my rabbit until last night....
Sweet Jesus... I love it!!!!!!!
Sorry, just thought I'd share!!
Right. That's you off the market then so, I guess? "
Seriously Michael, if it was able to give me an occasional hug, possibly make me a cuppa every now and then....I'd never need a man again!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bet ur rabbit doesnt have a collection of fancy paper tho"
That's very true.. And I agree, a big downfall However, the many orgasms make up for it!!  |
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"Ladies,
I took a wee break from using my rabbit until last night....
Sweet Jesus... I love it!!!!!!!
Sorry, just thought I'd share!!
Right. That's you off the market then so, I guess?
Seriously Michael, if it was able to give me an occasional hug, possibly make me a cuppa every now and then....I'd never need a man again! "
Shit. I don't think I'm a man!  |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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I have fancy paper and a rabbitt
Well its the kids rabbit.he dug himself out of hutch other day n neighbours dog chased him round garden n dug himself bak in.true
Lookin at him I dont see where all these orgasms are goin to come from but iv been proved wrong before, we all remember the killer rabbit of caerrbannog |
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"Ladies,
I took a wee break from using my rabbit until last night....
Sweet Jesus... I love it!!!!!!!
Sorry, just thought I'd share!! "
If it could go to the bar and get the drinks in i would say go for it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies,
I took a wee break from using my rabbit until last night....
Sweet Jesus... I love it!!!!!!!
Sorry, just thought I'd share!!
If it could go to the bar and get the drinks in i would say go for it "
Lol. That would be absolute perfection  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies,
I took a wee break from using my rabbit until last night....
Sweet Jesus... I love it!!!!!!!
Sorry, just thought I'd share!!
Right. That's you off the market then so, I guess?
Seriously Michael, if it was able to give me an occasional hug, possibly make me a cuppa every now and then....I'd never need a man again! "
big hugs bold xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And what happens when the buzz dies where will u turn "
That's the thing CJ.... My rabbit is always ready to go. Always have spare batteries at hand!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies,
I took a wee break from using my rabbit until last night....
Sweet Jesus... I love it!!!!!!!
Sorry, just thought I'd share!!
Right. That's you off the market then so, I guess?
Seriously Michael, if it was able to give me an occasional hug, possibly make me a cuppa every now and then....I'd never need a man again!
Shit. I don't think I'm a man! "  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"And what happens when the buzz dies where will u turn
That's the thing CJ.... My rabbit is always ready to go. Always have spare batteries at hand! "
hmm ready to go no batteries required  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bought a rabbit a few years ago and didn't like it, so it was just sitting there, all alone in my naughty drawer for years. A few weeks ago I felt adventerous and tried it again.... Oh.My.God! WOW WOW WOW! It gives me really good orgasms.
Now if the rabbit could also learn kissing, I'd be quite a happy woman! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need to invest in a new rabbit as it sounds like an old tractor when turned on lol while the big black 12 inch dude with suction balls and various speeds has had an easy life cause I think ouch when I look at him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need to invest in a new rabbit as it sounds like an old tractor when turned on lol while the big black 12 inch dude with suction balls and various speeds has had an easy life cause I think ouch when I look at him "
Ouch indeed, but maybe you could use the rabbit to warm you up for him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need to invest in a new rabbit as it sounds like an old tractor when turned on lol while the big black 12 inch dude with suction balls and various speeds has had an easy life cause I think ouch when I look at him
Ouch indeed, but maybe you could use the rabbit to warm you up for him "
guess I was feelng kinda brave when I bought it lol na hun when I,m done with the rabbit I just wanna have a wee snooze hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need to invest in a new rabbit as it sounds like an old tractor when turned on lol while the big black 12 inch dude with suction balls and various speeds has had an easy life cause I think ouch when I look at him
Ouch indeed, but maybe you could use the rabbit to warm you up for him
guess I was feelng kinda brave when I bought it lol na hun when I,m done with the rabbit I just wanna have a wee snooze hehe "
Very true, though I use the free bullet vibe I got when I ordered the rabbit more than the rabbit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need to invest in a new rabbit as it sounds like an old tractor when turned on lol while the big black 12 inch dude with suction balls and various speeds has had an easy life cause I think ouch when I look at him
Ouch indeed, but maybe you could use the rabbit to warm you up for him
guess I was feelng kinda brave when I bought it lol na hun when I,m done with the rabbit I just wanna have a wee snooze hehe
Very true, though I use the free bullet vibe I got when I ordered the rabbit more than the rabbit "
oh yes the silver bullet good job  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I need to invest in a new rabbit as it sounds like an old tractor when turned on lol while the big black 12 inch dude with suction balls and various speeds has had an easy life cause I think ouch when I look at him
Ouch indeed, but maybe you could use the rabbit to warm you up for him
guess I was feelng kinda brave when I bought it lol na hun when I,m done with the rabbit I just wanna have a wee snooze hehe
Very true, though I use the free bullet vibe I got when I ordered the rabbit more than the rabbit
oh yes the silver bullet good job "
silver bullet is that not for killing vampires  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need to invest in a new rabbit as it sounds like an old tractor when turned on lol while the big black 12 inch dude with suction balls and various speeds has had an easy life cause I think ouch when I look at him
Ouch indeed, but maybe you could use the rabbit to warm you up for him
guess I was feelng kinda brave when I bought it lol na hun when I,m done with the rabbit I just wanna have a wee snooze hehe
Very true, though I use the free bullet vibe I got when I ordered the rabbit more than the rabbit
oh yes the silver bullet good job
silver bullet is that not for killing vampires "
naw cj I just the old method of the wooden cross and a hammer lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need to invest in a new rabbit as it sounds like an old tractor when turned on lol while the big black 12 inch dude with suction balls and various speeds has had an easy life cause I think ouch when I look at him
Ouch indeed, but maybe you could use the rabbit to warm you up for him
guess I was feelng kinda brave when I bought it lol na hun when I,m done with the rabbit I just wanna have a wee snooze hehe
Very true, though I use the free bullet vibe I got when I ordered the rabbit more than the rabbit
oh yes the silver bullet good job "
No the one I got free was a white one with black tattoo/stencil Like work on it, slightly shorter and thinner than rabbit but still all good  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I need to invest in a new rabbit as it sounds like an old tractor when turned on lol while the big black 12 inch dude with suction balls and various speeds has had an easy life cause I think ouch when I look at him
Ouch indeed, but maybe you could use the rabbit to warm you up for him
guess I was feelng kinda brave when I bought it lol na hun when I,m done with the rabbit I just wanna have a wee snooze hehe
Very true, though I use the free bullet vibe I got when I ordered the rabbit more than the rabbit
oh yes the silver bullet good job
silver bullet is that not for killing vampires
naw cj I just the old method of the wooden cross and a hammer lol "
wooden cross i am liking hammer i am not so sure about  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I need to invest in a new rabbit as it sounds like an old tractor when turned on lol while the big black 12 inch dude with suction balls and various speeds has had an easy life cause I think ouch when I look at him
Ouch indeed, but maybe you could use the rabbit to warm you up for him
guess I was feelng kinda brave when I bought it lol na hun when I,m done with the rabbit I just wanna have a wee snooze hehe
Very true, though I use the free bullet vibe I got when I ordered the rabbit more than the rabbit "
Sounds like I need to invest in a bullet!
Christ, I'll never leave the house!!!  |
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