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over a year ago
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A guy has qualifed as a mid wife. He is the first ever in Ireland. What do you think of this? I would guess women would choose a female doctor for any smears and all things 'down south' so how would they feel? He has set up his own practice. Could he struggle to get business or maybe it wouldn't bother mums to be. Curious.... |
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Crack on my brother! I rate that man anyway! I was there when my son was born and lislistening to nurses talking about how blunt the scissors were. Oh my good god! I was single then but i was not going to miss out on that. Still single now as it goes.
I believe there is a passionate caring side to alll of us. Guy/girl? No bother. . |
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Its not the middle ages. Fair play to him, hope he does well with his new venture as it sounds like a good idea.
Male/female doesn't bother me in the slightest. |
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wouldnt bother me at all , women in the throes of labour couldnt give a flying fook who sees their bits i seem to recall professing undying love to the ansthesiologist who administered epidural to me after a particularly bad 20 hours labour with no result .  As long as he is competent at his job , I dout many women would reject him in his chosen role |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I would say if I was a women I wouldn't give a damn who was pulling the baby out of me as long as they where qualified. Women man even a horse. As long as they were seen fit enough by the medical board to the job then crack on  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I could not care if it was male or female or a trained chimpanzees as long as they gave me pain relief .
Most gynaecologists are men anyway.
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I can imagine trying to train the chimp |
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"I would say if I was a women I wouldn't give a damn who was pulling the baby out of me as long as they where qualified. Women man even a horse. As long as they were seen fit enough by the medical board to the job then crack on "
 after having kids when ur in so much pain u don't really care.
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"Crack on my brother! I rate that man anyway! I was there when my son was born and lislistening to nurses talking about how blunt the scissors were. Oh my good god! I was single then but i was not going to miss out on that. Still single now as it goes.
I believe there is a passionate caring side to alll of us. Guy/girl? No bother. ."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Its not the middle ages. Fair play to him, hope he does well with his new venture as it sounds like a good idea.
Male/female doesn't bother me in the slightest. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sure who cares if he is a male midwife.more of them i say.when u ask a male doc for pain relief it comes....a female give ya solphadine and tells ta ur not the first woman in labour.information which i didnt give a flying fuck about just where were the drugs..!! |
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"Sure who cares if he is a male midwife.more of them i say.when u ask a male doc for pain relief it comes....a female give ya solphadine and tells ta ur not the first woman in labour.information which i didnt give a flying fuck about just where were the drugs..!!"
Oh now that shit I've heard about!! It can't be true that women who have had babies are nasty pieces of work ???? Can it?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sure who cares if he is a male midwife.more of them i say.when u ask a male doc for pain relief it comes....a female give ya solphadine and tells ta ur not the first woman in labour.information which i didnt give a flying fuck about just where were the drugs..!!
Oh now that shit I've heard about!! It can't be true that women who have had babies are nasty pieces of work ???? Can it??"
the women who have had babies are nasty
i dont think that what you ment lol |
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"Sure who cares if he is a male midwife.more of them i say.when u ask a male doc for pain relief it comes....a female give ya solphadine and tells ta ur not the first woman in labour.information which i didnt give a flying fuck about just where were the drugs..!!
Oh now that shit I've heard about!! It can't be true that women who have had babies are nasty pieces of work ???? Can it??
the women who have had babies are nasty
i dont think that what you ment lol "
It is! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Lets be honest, men are better at everything, so a male midwife would be welcomed.
Chefs.
Pilots,
hairdressers,
florists.
interior designers.
Mechanics,
the list goes on.
In the past women have kept childbirth a mystery, so they get flowers and chockies.
Maybe now the mystery will go, and it will be just like having a tooth out.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lets be honest, men are better at everything, so a male midwife would be welcomed.
Chefs.
Pilots,
hairdressers,
florists.
interior designers.
Mechanics,
the list goes on.
In the past women have kept childbirth a mystery, so they get flowers and chockies.
Maybe now the mystery will go, and it will be just like having a tooth out. "
having a baby is feck all like having a tooth out. men couldnt cope wit the pain. sure men cant even cope wit a cold! |
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"Lets be honest, men are better at everything, so a male midwife would be welcomed.
Chefs.
Pilots,
hairdressers,
florists.
interior designers.
Mechanics,
the list goes on.
In the past women have kept childbirth a mystery, so they get flowers and chockies.
Maybe now the mystery will go, and it will be just like having a tooth out. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lets be honest, men are better at everything, so a male midwife would be welcomed.
Chefs.
Pilots,
hairdressers,
florists.
interior designers.
Mechanics,
the list goes on.
In the past women have kept childbirth a mystery, so they get flowers and chockies.
Maybe now the mystery will go, and it will be just like having a tooth out.
having a baby is feck all like having a tooth out. men couldnt cope wit the pain. sure men cant even cope wit a cold!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ill take direction on how painful it is to give birth when men can physically give birth , till then .... sorry but ye are talking shite , comparing the pain of childbirth to a toothache !! |
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"ill take direction on how painful it is to give birth when men can physically give birth , till then .... sorry but ye are talking shite , comparing the pain of childbirth to a toothache !! "
No one did... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Firstly, having delivered numerous calves in apast life, I don't recall the cows ever complaining that I was a male.
Secondly.
MAN FLU IS NOTHING LIKE A CCOLD!  "
You guys call it *man-flu"...
Us ladies call it a runny nose! |
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"Firstly, having delivered numerous calves in apast life, I don't recall the cows ever complaining that I was a male.
Secondly.
MAN FLU IS NOTHING LIKE A CCOLD!
You guys call it *man-flu"...
Us ladies call it a runny nose! "
Let's face it. This poor guy that provoked this thread is royaly fucked! |
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He's not the first qualifed and won't be the last.friend of mine is a make nurse qualified also as a midwife in 90s.big boo boo over nothing for those that say no,it should be female only as midwives |
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"He's not the first qualifed and won't be the last.friend of mine is a make nurse qualified also as a midwife in 90s.big boo boo over nothing for those that say no,it should be female only as midwives"
Ok! WHAT????
Learn to read before you write ok? And always read back what you just wrote. Saves you looking like an illiterate gobshite! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So that guy is full of shit.... Not the first in Ireland unless its the same guys from 12 years ago"
hes the first under direct entry programme he doesnt have a nursing qualifications which previous male midwives have. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lets be honest, men are better at everything, so a male midwife would be welcomed.
Chefs.
Pilots,
hairdressers,
florists.
interior designers.
Mechanics,
the list goes on.
In the past women have kept childbirth a mystery, so they get flowers and chockies.
Maybe now the mystery will go, and it will be just like having a tooth out. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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As a nurse myself and former midwife I think hes going to have a tough road of it being a male midwife there was a few lads. Working at the job in england while I was there and when it came down to women being given a midwife 90% of women refused to have a male midwife so its a bit of a taboo for some women even in this day and age hopefully in time attitudes will change around |
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I was once in a plane with a woman pilot,, thats 100% true,,so why not a male mid wife,,,,,, |
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"I was once in a plane with a woman pilot,, thats 100% true,,so why not a male mid wife,,,,,,"
I bet the pilot got lost, and ended up landing in a shopping centre car park though.  |
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"I was once in a plane with a woman pilot,, thats 100% true,,so why not a male mid wife,,,,,,
I bet the pilot got lost, and ended up landing in a shopping centre car park though. "
From what i remember she had a male co pilot reading the map,,i still find it hard to believe a woman driving the plane,,,,wow ! |
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"I was once in a plane with a woman pilot,, thats 100% true,,so why not a male mid wife,,,,,,
I bet the pilot got lost, and ended up landing in a shopping centre car park though.
From what i remember she had a male co pilot reading the map,,i still find it hard to believe a woman driving the plane,,,,wow ! "
Is there nothing sacred?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was once in a plane with a woman pilot,, thats 100% true,,so why not a male mid wife,,,,,,
I bet the pilot got lost, and ended up landing in a shopping centre car park though. "
I always forget where ive parked in a shopping centre |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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"I was once in a plane with a woman pilot,, thats 100% true,,so why not a male mid wife,,,,,,
I bet the pilot got lost, and ended up landing in a shopping centre car park though.
From what i remember she had a male co pilot reading the map,,i still find it hard to believe a woman driving the plane,,,,wow ! "
I don't think you drive a plane but being a mear female iam most likely wrong ......hang on a sec I will ask mr _avie t |
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"I was once in a plane with a woman pilot,, thats 100% true,,so why not a male mid wife,,,,,,
I bet the pilot got lost, and ended up landing in a shopping centre car park though.
From what i remember she had a male co pilot reading the map,,i still find it hard to believe a woman driving the plane,,,,wow !
I don't think you drive a plane but being a mear female iam most likely wrong ......hang on a sec I will ask mr _avie t"
Men know this kinda stuff!  |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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"I was once in a plane with a woman pilot,, thats 100% true,,so why not a male mid wife,,,,,,
I bet the pilot got lost, and ended up landing in a shopping centre car park though.
From what i remember she had a male co pilot reading the map,,i still find it hard to believe a woman driving the plane,,,,wow !
I don't think you drive a plane but being a mear female iam most likely wrong ......hang on a sec I will ask mr _avie t
Men know this kinda stuff! "
well they know everything else so why the heck not |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There's a male midwife in the RVH in belfast with no nursing qulifications. I met him when i gave birth to my wee one nearly seven years ago and i didnt have a problem with him pulling my child out and there were students and three of them were male so fair play to men if they want to be a midwife |
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"A guy has qualifed as a mid wife. He is the first ever in Ireland. What do you think of this? I would guess women would choose a female doctor for any smears and all things 'down south' so how would they feel? He has set up his own practice. Could he struggle to get business or maybe it wouldn't bother mums to be. Curious.... "
when a woman is in the height of labour i dont think she would care less who delivers her baby lol,when i was having my son i just wanted him out!!!it cud have been the post man delivering him,i didnt care!! |
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"A guy has qualifed as a mid wife. He is the first ever in Ireland. What do you think of this? I would guess women would choose a female doctor for any smears and all things 'down south' so how would they feel? He has set up his own practice. Could he struggle to get business or maybe it wouldn't bother mums to be. Curious....
when a woman is in the height of labour i dont think she would care less who delivers her baby lol,when i was having my son i just wanted him out!!!it cud have been the post man delivering him,i didnt care!!"
Dont think you'd say that if you saw my post man,,,,,, |
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"A guy has qualifed as a mid wife. He is the first ever in Ireland. What do you think of this? I would guess women would choose a female doctor for any smears and all things 'down south' so how would they feel? He has set up his own practice. Could he struggle to get business or maybe it wouldn't bother mums to be. Curious....
when a woman is in the height of labour i dont think she would care less who delivers her baby lol,when i was having my son i just wanted him out!!!it cud have been the post man delivering him,i didnt care!!
Dont think you'd say that if you saw my post man,,,,,,"
well when yur in agony with a big head sticking out of yur fanny it cud be jack the ripper and i wudnt care! |
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"A guy has qualifed as a mid wife. He is the first ever in Ireland. What do you think of this? I would guess women would choose a female doctor for any smears and all things 'down south' so how would they feel? He has set up his own practice. Could he struggle to get business or maybe it wouldn't bother mums to be. Curious....
when a woman is in the height of labour i dont think she would care less who delivers her baby lol,when i was having my son i just wanted him out!!!it cud have been the post man delivering him,i didnt care!!
Dont think you'd say that if you saw my post man,,,,,,
well when yur in agony with a big head sticking out of yur fanny it cud be jack the ripper and i wudnt care! "
the first few times i was quiet as a mouse but last time round i was almost ready to jump in and give them a hand,,but then i thought,,,perhaps not leave it to the professionals,,,  |
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"A guy has qualifed as a mid wife. He is the first ever in Ireland. What do you think of this? I would guess women would choose a female doctor for any smears and all things 'down south' so how would they feel? He has set up his own practice. Could he struggle to get business or maybe it wouldn't bother mums to be. Curious....
when a woman is in the height of labour i dont think she would care less who delivers her baby lol,when i was having my son i just wanted him out!!!it cud have been the post man delivering him,i didnt care!!
Dont think you'd say that if you saw my post man,,,,,,
well when yur in agony with a big head sticking out of yur fanny it cud be jack the ripper and i wudnt care! "
What a lovely image |
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"A guy has qualifed as a mid wife. He is the first ever in Ireland. What do you think of this? I would guess women would choose a female doctor for any smears and all things 'down south' so how would they feel? He has set up his own practice. Could he struggle to get business or maybe it wouldn't bother mums to be. Curious....
when a woman is in the height of labour i dont think she would care less who delivers her baby lol,when i was having my son i just wanted him out!!!it cud have been the post man delivering him,i didnt care!!
Dont think you'd say that if you saw my post man,,,,,,
well when yur in agony with a big head sticking out of yur fanny it cud be jack the ripper and i wudnt care!
What a lovely image "
oh lord the memories of tht morning came flooding bak |
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"A guy has qualifed as a mid wife. He is the first ever in Ireland. What do you think of this? I would guess women would choose a female doctor for any smears and all things 'down south' so how would they feel? He has set up his own practice. Could he struggle to get business or maybe it wouldn't bother mums to be. Curious....
when a woman is in the height of labour i dont think she would care less who delivers her baby lol,when i was having my son i just wanted him out!!!it cud have been the post man delivering him,i didnt care!!
Dont think you'd say that if you saw my post man,,,,,,
well when yur in agony with a big head sticking out of yur fanny it cud be jack the ripper and i wudnt care!
What a lovely image
oh lord the memories of tht morning came flooding bak "
Lol. All good, of course. |
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"A guy has qualifed as a mid wife. He is the first ever in Ireland. What do you think of this? I would guess women would choose a female doctor for any smears and all things 'down south' so how would they feel? He has set up his own practice. Could he struggle to get business or maybe it wouldn't bother mums to be. Curious....
when a woman is in the height of labour i dont think she would care less who delivers her baby lol,when i was having my son i just wanted him out!!!it cud have been the post man delivering him,i didnt care!!
Dont think you'd say that if you saw my post man,,,,,,
well when yur in agony with a big head sticking out of yur fanny it cud be jack the ripper and i wudnt care!
What a lovely image
oh lord the memories of tht morning came flooding bak
Lol. All good, of course. "
well after my painful ordeal was over and realising my freedom was gone forever and i wud always be broke ,um yes it was good |
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"A guy has qualifed as a mid wife. He is the first ever in Ireland. What do you think of this? I would guess women would choose a female doctor for any smears and all things 'down south' so how would they feel? He has set up his own practice. Could he struggle to get business or maybe it wouldn't bother mums to be. Curious....
when a woman is in the height of labour i dont think she would care less who delivers her baby lol,when i was having my son i just wanted him out!!!it cud have been the post man delivering him,i didnt care!!
Dont think you'd say that if you saw my post man,,,,,,
well when yur in agony with a big head sticking out of yur fanny it cud be jack the ripper and i wudnt care!
What a lovely image
oh lord the memories of tht morning came flooding bak "
don't it just classy and in Wexford your in a ward given birth bloody awful every Tom dick and Harry can see my lady child was born in Wexford and I tell u what if she was my first she would be my last |
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"Sure who cares if he is a male midwife.more of them i say.when u ask a male doc for pain relief it comes....a female give ya solphadine and tells ta ur not the first woman in labour.information which i didnt give a flying fuck about just where were the drugs..!!
Oh now that shit I've heard about!! It can't be true that women who have had babies are nasty pieces of work ???? Can it??
the women who have had babies are nasty
i dont think that what you ment lol
It is!"
WTF why are woman who have babies nasty??????????? |
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It is the most intense pain of a woman life but also the most rewarding. I luved being pregnant tbh and giving birth was hard but worth it. Saying that twice was enough lolol |
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"Lets be honest, men are better at everything, so a male midwife would be welcomed.
Chefs.
Pilots,
hairdressers,
florists.
interior designers.
Mechanics,
the list goes on.
In the past women have kept childbirth a mystery, so they get flowers and chockies.
Maybe now the mystery will go, and it will be just like having a tooth out. "
if men are so bloody great then why the hell do u wanna be a woman |
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"Lets be honest, men are better at everything, so a male midwife would be welcomed.
Chefs.
Pilots,
hairdressers,
florists.
interior designers.
Mechanics,
the list goes on.
In the past women have kept childbirth a mystery, so they get flowers and chockies.
Maybe now the mystery will go, and it will be just like having a tooth out.
if men are so bloody great then why the hell do u wanna be a woman "
very well put classy |
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"Lets be honest, men are better at everything, so a male midwife would be welcomed.
Chefs.
Pilots,
hairdressers,
florists.
interior designers.
Mechanics,
the list goes on.
In the past women have kept childbirth a mystery, so they get flowers and chockies.
Maybe now the mystery will go, and it will be just like having a tooth out.
if men are so bloody great then why the hell do u wanna be a woman "
im guessing so they can play with their own lady bits ,,,,,surly  |
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