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You know your a swinger when the post man delivers a shoe box sized parcel to the neighbours wife and you are sure it's a vibe.... |
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over a year ago
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Ohhhh I like this homework - I'll get back to you .. .. ..  |
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over a year ago
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Your friends say they were at a savage party the other night and straight away you think of a certain kind of "party" |
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over a year ago
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When you don't possess any "everyday" Knickers |
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My friend phoned me to say she was at a male stripper show and he waggled his dick at her and im thinking if you only knew what i was doing on Saturday night  |
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when.....a relative presents you with an unexpected gift of a weekend away and you and your husband say thanks as you look knowingly at each other....  |
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"when.....a relative presents you with an unexpected gift of a weekend away and you and your husband say thanks as you look knowingly at each other.... "
Funny cos it's true |
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When you have a suitcase full of sex toys.lol |
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"when.....a relative presents you with an unexpected gift of a weekend away and you and your husband say thanks as you look knowingly at each other.... "
i need new relatives, the cheap gits |
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"when.....a relative presents you with an unexpected gift of a weekend away and you and your husband say thanks as you look knowingly at each other....
i need new relatives, the cheap gits"
what need of relatives when you have fab buddies that arrange road trips |
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"when.....a relative presents you with an unexpected gift of a weekend away and you and your husband say thanks as you look knowingly at each other....
i need new relatives, the cheap gits
what need of relatives when you have fab buddies that arrange road trips "
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When the thought of meeting someone for coffee makes ya horny. |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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Im a swinger virgin very curious to it all love to visit a swingers party  |
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"when.....a relative presents you with an unexpected gift of a weekend away and you and your husband say thanks as you look knowingly at each other....
i need new relatives, the cheap gits
what need of relatives when you have fab buddies that arrange road trips "
Oh tell us more!!!
We are all so intrigued |
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"when.....a relative presents you with an unexpected gift of a weekend away and you and your husband say thanks as you look knowingly at each other....
Funny cos it's true"
and what a great night was had |
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over a year ago
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Fuck isn't a swear word....it's listed on your c.v. Under other interests. |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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You have two mobile phones and two memory sticks |
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over a year ago
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Your builder tells you "that's a great site to erect" and you reply "ya its fab" |
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over a year ago
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When you've butterflies in your stomach thinking about the party your attending in sat night  |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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"When the thought of meeting someone for coffee makes ya horny."
now that is exactly what i was thinkin....how i love going for coffee |
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over a year ago
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When someone uses the word FAB in conversation with you your brain does not think what they're talking about is good/great....you automatically think of here!!! |
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over a year ago
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"When someone uses the word FAB in conversation with you your brain does not think what they're talking about is good/great....you automatically think of here!!! "
Or you try to work out was that a coded message to see if they also partake of the lifestyle... |
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over a year ago
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"You have two mobile phones and two memory sticks"
pmsl! |
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over a year ago
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It's not santa's toys you got hidden around the house |
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You get a final demand from revenue, but all it does is bring out your sub side  |
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When you go to a 'civilian' party & secretly laugh at them all cause it's not a REAL party!!!
When you go out & wonder if every hot girl/couple would be into swinging!  |
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When you know all the hotels that do early check in. |
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over a year ago
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when i nearly used my fab name while being introduced to a friend that is not on here |
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You know yea swinger when your credit card is full of hotel payments |
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over a year ago
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when someone at work asks you if you did anything wild or exciting over the weekend and you nearly shit yourself as you casually say 'na, not really'  |
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Ah cmon to! I'm trying to be a swinger and Youse shites won't let me! Clique bstards the lot of ye. |
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When someone you meet with friend says don't I know you from somewhere puts the fear of God in you. |
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.., when you get turned on just walking into a hotel bar. |
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over a year ago
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When you buy your Condoms in 144 packs!! |
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over a year ago
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When you're posting ways you know you're a swinger on this thread?
No?
I'll get my coat |
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over a year ago
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When the "photos" on your phone are in a special coded section of your gallery |
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Was in the dentist last week and throughout the pain I was wondering what panties the nurse had on |
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over a year ago
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when you are in dublin with the family and a guy winks at ya and u almost pass out with the fear of him saying hey curvy cat...!!!! true story..!!! |
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over a year ago
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Any "photos" you take on your phone get uploaded to your password protected drop box account and deleted off your phone immediately. |
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"when.....a relative presents you with an unexpected gift of a weekend away and you and your husband say thanks as you look knowingly at each other....
Funny cos it's true"
Overnight stay coming for this Christmas too lol |
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"Any "photos" you take on your phone get uploaded to your password protected drop box account and deleted off your phone immediately."
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"when someone at work asks you if you did anything wild or exciting over the weekend and you nearly shit yourself as you casually say 'na, not really' "
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over a year ago
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when you get invited to a wedding and you're sickened that you have to waste the hotel room... on a wedding. |
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When your hubby writes in your birthday card, "have a 'fab' birthday" |
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Wish there was a freakin 'like' or 'fab' button on the forums! Some of these posts are brilliant, funny & so true!  |
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"Wish there was a freakin 'like' or 'fab' button on the forums! Some of these posts are brilliant, funny & so true! "
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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When you're walking home one night and some d*unk kid with his mates drops his pants and shakes his cock at you thinking HE'S the Wild one!!
Not realising that you'd just left one of the best parties you'd been too where you'd (along with other play) experienced your first FFM threesome. Yummy!!
I laugh every time I think of him |
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"when you get invited to a wedding and you're sickened that you have to waste the hotel room... on a wedding."
I've been to weddings you would have loved lol. |
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When someone normal asks you how many people you slept with and unlike them you need to lie reducing the number to appear normal. |
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When someone normal asks you how many people you slept with and unlike them you need to lie reducing the number to appear normal. |
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"When someone normal asks you how many people you slept with and unlike them you need to lie reducing the number to appear normal."
hahaha i love it...so true |
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"When someone normal asks you how many people you slept with and unlike them you need to lie reducing the number to appear normal.
hahaha i love it...so true "
Or when you try to figure it out you need paper and categories of singles couples and counties or even countries |
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"When someone normal asks you how many people you slept with and unlike them you need to lie reducing the number to appear normal.
hahaha i love it...so true
Or when you try to figure it out you need paper and categories of singles couples and counties or even countries "
lol yup thats it...lol |
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over a year ago
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when you hear a couple in the next hotel room having sex and wonder if they'd let you join in |
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"Fantastic comment "
Excellent and we've all done it. |
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over a year ago
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When ur showing sombody a normal picture on ur phone u you reluctantly let them hold it for a milli second . For fear of a message/ pic appearing of sombodys ass . ( its happend ) |
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"When ur showing sombody a normal picture on ur phone u you reluctantly let them hold it for a milli second . For fear of a message/ pic appearing of sombodys ass . ( its happend ) "
ha ha I love it but so true. |
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When you guard your phone like the crown jewels. |
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over a year ago
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when your 'fab' friends and your facebook friends start to overlap...  |
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"when you get invited to a wedding and you're sickened that you have to waste the hotel room... on a wedding.
I've been to weddings you would have loved lol."
I bet you have |
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"When ur showing sombody a normal picture on ur phone u you reluctantly let them hold it for a milli second . For fear of a message/ pic appearing of sombodys ass . ( its happend ) "
Sooo correct!!
Always worried about handing phone over incase they swipe... They get it in there hands for 2 seconds and I'm like.'oh give it back... Let me!!'... |
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"When ur showing sombody a normal picture on ur phone u you reluctantly let them hold it for a milli second . For fear of a message/ pic appearing of sombodys ass . ( its happend ) "
Or when you have an app on your phone that locks/hides other apps and folders |
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over a year ago
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"When you guard your phone like the crown jewels."
lolol |
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over a year ago
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"When you guard your phone like the crown jewels.
lolol"
Is that not the classic sign of having an affair |
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over a year ago
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don't I know it longshott |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when u meet some-one and for the life of it cant remember they fuckin name.. and I don't care any-way |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
Cougarville |
When you have bed sheets in your clothes line every day and you live alone . Neighbours must think I've got OCD |
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"When you have bed sheets in your clothes line every day and you live alone . Neighbours must think I've got OCD "
Tumbke dryer is very handy for that little issue |
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"When you have bed sheets in your clothes line every day and you live alone . Neighbours must think I've got OCD
Tumbke dryer is very handy for that little issue "
And for other things with right person. |
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"When you have bed sheets in your clothes line every day and you live alone . Neighbours must think I've got OCD
Tumbke dryer is very handy for that little issue
And for other things with right person."
Washing machine is better |
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"When you have bed sheets in your clothes line every day and you live alone . Neighbours must think I've got OCD
Tumbke dryer is very handy for that little issue
And for other things with right person.
Washing machine is better "
Can you show me sometime. |
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When her husband slaps you on the back and says well done? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the words whore bitch and slut become pet names for your other half |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you have bed sheets in your clothes line every day and you live alone . Neighbours must think I've got OCD
Tumbke dryer is very handy for that little issue
And for other things with right person.
Washing machine is better
Can you show me sometime."
Maybe |
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over a year ago
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When your neighbour gives a friendly salute and you spend days thinking should you proposition then on it |
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over a year ago
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When you go to type facebook into your browser and fab pops up first as its in alphabetical order. |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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you know that 'vanilla' isn't a sweet creamy dessert |
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When your mum complains you don't tell her about any of the boys you're seeing anymore. |
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"When your mum complains you don't tell her about any of the boys you're seeing anymore. "
..or when you worry that your mum might have met them as well! |
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over a year ago
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"When your mum complains you don't tell her about any of the boys you're seeing anymore.
..or when you worry that your mum might have met them as well! "
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
Cougarville |
When everyone wants to know why you are still single and so happy |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
Cougarville |
When you find yourself reading information about sex in your free time .
Fifty Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex
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over a year ago
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you write a review about something in the 'real' world, then read it back and realise it sounds like a fab verification... |
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over a year ago
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when u make sure essentials are in the handbag....purse phone condoms..!! |
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over a year ago
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...ever you see a word shortened to initials you immediately wonder what sexual reference is it covering. |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
Cougarville |
You get so excited when your meet texts "I'm 10 mins away " that you actually squirt your panties a little . |
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over a year ago
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"You get so excited when your meet texts "I'm 10 mins away " that you actually squirt your panties a little . "
pmsl, funny cos its true |
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over a year ago
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when your sitting in the pub listening to your mates bragging about their sex lives and you just smile and think if you guys just knew |
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over a year ago
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you see someone in a coffee shop working on their lap top... and can't help peeking over their shoulder to see if they're on fab |
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over a year ago
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"you see someone in a coffee shop working on their lap top... and can't help peeking over their shoulder to see if they're on fab "
I'm peek over my shoulder every now and then when i'm on my phone on my lunch break. |
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when all your going out photographs are taken in a hotel room |
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You imagine what they'd sound like. .. |
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over a year ago
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You type in f..a and your friendly search engine completes the rest |
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over a year ago
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when all the emails in your gmail inbox are from hotel booking companies... |
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When your phone book is in code... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when you realise Ireland is waaay too small for swinging.. everyone knows fecking everyone |
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over a year ago
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"when you realise Ireland is waaay too small for swinging.. everyone knows fecking everyone "
Phew, im not one so, noone knows me
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
Cougarville |
You are buying condoms with your groceries |
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over a year ago
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you forget what name to shout out in the heat of passion..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you're a bloke and you regularly have to shave your pubes, if you want to or not. |
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over a year ago
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"When you're a bloke and you regularly have to shave your pubes, if you want to or not."
lmao |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
Cougarville |
You are cutting the grass and find a condom on the lawn |
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over a year ago
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when it physically hurts not to tell your friend in the real world about the shenanigans you have been getting up to..... |
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over a year ago
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A guy once said to me "I have a party coming up id love to bring you" me yeah cool, where the party? Guy it would be a party you have been to before, my response "beg your pardon" (at this stage im ready to faint) boy "i know you have been to many a party, im a swinger 20 year and can spot one a mile off.
Well i didnt know where to look that night, i could figure out was it the way i dressed so i asked him, he said it was the naughty look in my eye that gave it away!!! |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
Cougarville |
When you see Robbie Williams and olly murs singing " I'm the king of the swingers " on the graham norton show . And think to yourself , they must have joined Fab too . |
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"Im a swinger virgin very curious to it all love to visit a swingers party "
I'll be your +1 |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
Cougarville |
When grandson shouts from the bedroom , "what's this purple curved thing granny ?? "
Answer "It's for granny doing here excercises make her strong " |
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"When grandson shouts from the bedroom , "what's this purple curved thing granny ?? "
Answer "It's for granny doing here excercises make her strong " "
lmfao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is check Fab and not Facebook anymore |
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By *ansa87Couple
over a year ago
louthish |
When you have the making of an Ann summers catalog , in your wardrobe. |
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"When you have the making of an Ann summers catalog , in your wardrobe. "
And a locking wardrobe of course. |
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over a year ago
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you're on a meet and there's a loud knock at the hotel room door in the middle of the night. You turn to wake the guy who is sleeping beside you.... but for the life of you cant remember his name.... |
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over a year ago
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"you're on a meet and there's a loud knock at the hotel room door in the middle of the night. You turn to wake the guy who is sleeping beside you.... but for the life of you cant remember his name.... "
Or you only know him by his username |
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over a year ago
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"you're on a meet and there's a loud knock at the hotel room door in the middle of the night. You turn to wake the guy who is sleeping beside you.... but for the life of you cant remember his name....
Or you only know him by his username "
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By *m158Couple
over a year ago
Cork |
When u leave husband at home ....and find room 406 |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We don't mind ... Just say.....hey u..... U up for round 2..... Simples ! |
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When you're on a group meet and you think you've met one of the people there before...so you strike up a convo...halfway through which you realise you know them from a job you worked on 6 months ago...it's happened to me and it's just as terrifying as vice versa! |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
Cougarville |
You are in a local bar and see a guy you know from fab rubbing his hands as you make eye contact . Then he precedes to dance you nearly every good song that comes on . And your friend wonders "who's that guy sweeping you off your feet " thanks for a fun night Al , Best night in years , reminded me of that Xmas we dated 23 years ago |
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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago
city centre |
When you start adding xx to all yr texts lol |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
Cougarville |
You walk past 2 guys and You over hear conversation in Asda cafe " I'm going for a wank " and automatically think they are talking about you , maybe just a coincidence ...... |
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over a year ago
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When you bump into a fab friend in the middle of a shop and dont recognise them with their clothes on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you bump into a fab friend in the middle of a shop and dont recognise them with their clothes on "
Soo funny but true... |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
Cougarville |
Your friends ex is standing in your kitchen saying he can't do you  |
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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago
Bangor, Norn Iron |
When you're walking down the street with your wife and a woman walks past you going the other way and you both glance over your shoulders to check out her arse... |
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over a year ago
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"When you're walking down the street with your wife and a woman walks past you going the other way and you both glance over your shoulders to check out her arse..."
or you're wife does and points it out to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when none of the wine glasses you own match.... and you realise its because they have all come from different hotels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when none of the wine glasses you own match.... and you realise its because they have all come from different hotels "
When you have two ways of dressing for a night out .. One look for a regular Saturday night out and then the more risky Saturday night swing party look ! And when I go out on a vanilla night I bring a small bag enough for phone and keys etc
When I go out to for a swing night my bag is massive fully of goodies and naughty gear !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whdm you have another password protected account on your computer at home for your pictuu and checking you fab account |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
Cougarville |
When your non-Fab friends want to know why you are always busy planning ahead and not available to them at just the drop of a hat .
I've had a fantastic 2 n half years on Fab now . Feel like part of the furniture now . Fab fun is always good .
Happy Fabmus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you snigger at the swinging scene in We Are The millers |
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When the year ends and you counting conquests. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FB no longer means facebook...!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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seeing a woman on the bus with a bag from the sales and it has DP on it in large letters and underneath has dorothy perkins in very small writing! |
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"seeing a woman on the bus with a bag from the sales and it has DP on it in large letters and underneath has dorothy perkins in very small writing! "
How does your mind work ?,lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"seeing a woman on the bus with a bag from the sales and it has DP on it in large letters and underneath has dorothy perkins in very small writing! "
lmao....i love it firecracker..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"seeing a woman on the bus with a bag from the sales and it has DP on it in large letters and underneath has dorothy perkins in very small writing!
lmao....i love it firecracker..... "
my mind seems to be living in the gutter since i joined this place!! Love the smut lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"seeing a woman on the bus with a bag from the sales and it has DP on it in large letters and underneath has dorothy perkins in very small writing!
lmao....i love it firecracker.....
my mind seems to be living in the gutter since i joined this place!! Love the smut lol "
me too....im feeling 10 years younger....men that is;-);-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here for a feel |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
When u get a text asking if u fancy a quickie and its not from ur wife or partner |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
Cougarville |
I live my shoe box size parcels . Wonder does the postman recognise the discrete packaging lol |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
Cougarville |
"FB no longer means facebook...!!!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"seeing a woman on the bus with a bag from the sales and it has DP on it in large letters and underneath has dorothy perkins in very small writing!
lmao....i love it firecracker.....
my mind seems to be living in the gutter since i joined this place!! Love the smut lol "
I wish I could blame fab for my smutty mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I live my shoe box size parcels . Wonder does the postman recognise the discrete packaging lol "
Mines doesn't cos left mine on front door step in pouring rain, thankfully the excessive plastic wrapping came into its own otherwise royal mail would be getting a bill to replace the wand I got |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw one of those wands in action yesterday- serious yolks
Jealous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw one of those wands in action yesterday- serious yolks
Jealous"
It just feels soooo good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when u cant find ur phone and ur sweatin cause ur son decides to play pool on ur phone n hasnt asked had some close calls |
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When school holidays limit women you can meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When school holidays limit women you can meet."
pmsl funny cos its true, you poor thing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When school holidays limit women you can meet.
pmsl funny cos its true, you poor thing! "
Its the best time |
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"When school holidays limit women you can meet.
pmsl funny cos its true, you poor thing! "
Miss noire we can have fun now they over lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When school holidays limit women you can meet.
pmsl funny cos its true, you poor thing!
Miss noire we can have fun now they over lol"
promises promises.. I cant recall school holidays ever stopping ya before anyway Longg |
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