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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What he do this time??? And more importantly how long will he be gone?? Tenner on it being less than a week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Great minds think alike... Just noticed he's disappeared too!!

The forums aren't the same without him!!

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By *avie tCouple  over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

i noticed that too lol id say he will launch a attack when we least except it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well he does bring a bit of life to the place .. cheeky focker .. but gotta love him

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I reckon he never leaves always has at least one profile on the go to keep tabs on us all lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" What he do this time??? And more importantly how long will he be gone?? Tenner on it being less than a week "

thought we weren't suppose to talk about being put on the naughty step

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

To be fair, I always found him funny, but he went a bit crackers last week, whatever day it was. I figured he was either going to get a ban or a heart attack.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Haha .. oh well Mick .. your the man with the finger on the pulse. . Personalky I reckon we need more Macs

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"Haha .. oh well Mick .. your the man with the finger on the pulse. . Personalky I reckon we need more Macs "

I wouldn't mind having my finger on your pulse, as it happens

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By *avie tCouple  over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

i like him always a laugh and never really nasty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Funny guy alright, what's it all about though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

sure whats life about lol .. here is def for having fun and escaping the mundane boring real world and letting go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" sure whats life about lol .. here is def for having fun and escaping the mundane boring real world and letting go "

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman  over a year ago

My town

There's a song bout him return of the mac

That a goid song too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You no longer need this 'Mac'. We are here now. We have many fun and interesting things to say!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You no longer need this 'Mac'. We are here now. We have many fun and interesting things to say! "

Castlewellan you say? Ya won't be so jolly when the snow/ice come and you can't get up or down thon friggin hill!

Fingers crossed some sexy fabbers get snowed in with ya

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You no longer need this 'Mac'. We are here now. We have many fun and interesting things to say!

Castlewellan you say? Ya won't be so jolly when the snow/ice come and you can't get up or down thon friggin hill!

Fingers crossed some sexy fabbers get snowed in with ya

"

We may have been slightly economical with the truth there, in regards to our exact location. But only by a few miles!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You no longer need this 'Mac'. We are here now. We have many fun and interesting things to say!

Castlewellan you say? Ya won't be so jolly when the snow/ice come and you can't get up or down thon friggin hill!

Fingers crossed some sexy fabbers get snowed in with ya

We may have been slightly economical with the truth there, in regards to our exact location. But only by a few miles!"

Dammit, I just sent Al to the shop for those wee marshmallows that go in hot choc. Was gonna tell you to light the fire, stick the kettle on and order some snow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You no longer need this 'Mac'. We are here now. We have many fun and interesting things to say! "

i'm all ears

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You no longer need this 'Mac'. We are here now. We have many fun and interesting things to say!

Castlewellan you say? Ya won't be so jolly when the snow/ice come and you can't get up or down thon friggin hill!

Fingers crossed some sexy fabbers get snowed in with ya

We may have been slightly economical with the truth there, in regards to our exact location. But only by a few miles!

Dammit, I just sent Al to the shop for those wee marshmallows that go in hot choc. Was gonna tell you to light the fire, stick the kettle on and order some snow "

We're exactly one fire short of fulfilling your request!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You no longer need this 'Mac'. We are here now. We have many fun and interesting things to say!

i'm all ears"

Oh! A test of integrity? Challenge accepted. Have a bang on this one:

There has never been a recorded instance of an ostrich burying it's head in the sand.

How'd ya like them apples???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You no longer need this 'Mac'. We are here now. We have many fun and interesting things to say!

i'm all ears

Oh! A test of integrity? Challenge accepted. Have a bang on this one:

There has never been a recorded instance of an ostrich burying it's head in the sand.

How'd ya like them apples???"

well Michael McCarthy you surely have something to say to that!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You no longer need this 'Mac'. We are here now. We have many fun and interesting things to say!

i'm all ears

Oh! A test of integrity? Challenge accepted. Have a bang on this one:

There has never been a recorded instance of an ostrich burying it's head in the sand.

How'd ya like them apples???

well Michael McCarthy you surely have something to say to that!? "

Ostrich expert is he?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You no longer need this 'Mac'. We are here now. We have many fun and interesting things to say!

i'm all ears

Oh! A test of integrity? Challenge accepted. Have a bang on this one:

There has never been a recorded instance of an ostrich burying it's head in the sand.

How'd ya like them apples???

well Michael McCarthy you surely have something to say to that!?

Ostrich expert is he?"

From time to time he goes on an random information rant, bless his cotton socks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You no longer need this 'Mac'. We are here now. We have many fun and interesting things to say!

i'm all ears

Oh! A test of integrity? Challenge accepted. Have a bang on this one:

There has never been a recorded instance of an ostrich burying it's head in the sand.

How'd ya like them apples???

well Michael McCarthy you surely have something to say to that!?

Ostrich expert is he?"

No, but apparently he knows a thing or two about burying the head

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You no longer need this 'Mac'. We are here now. We have many fun and interesting things to say!

i'm all ears

Oh! A test of integrity? Challenge accepted. Have a bang on this one:

There has never been a recorded instance of an ostrich burying it's head in the sand.

How'd ya like them apples???

well Michael McCarthy you surely have something to say to that!?

Ostrich expert is he?

No, but apparently he knows a thing or two about burying the head "

BOOM!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You no longer need this 'Mac'. We are here now. We have many fun and interesting things to say!

i'm all ears

Oh! A test of integrity? Challenge accepted. Have a bang on this one:

There has never been a recorded instance of an ostrich burying it's head in the sand.

How'd ya like them apples???

well Michael McCarthy you surely have something to say to that!?

Ostrich expert is he?

From time to time he goes on an random information rant, bless his cotton socks "

We're fond of both rants AND information ourselves!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You no longer need this 'Mac'. We are here now. We have many fun and interesting things to say!

i'm all ears

Oh! A test of integrity? Challenge accepted. Have a bang on this one:

There has never been a recorded instance of an ostrich burying it's head in the sand.

How'd ya like them apples???"

actually shocked at this little gem. So why the saying?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You no longer need this 'Mac'. We are here now. We have many fun and interesting things to say!

i'm all ears

Oh! A test of integrity? Challenge accepted. Have a bang on this one:

There has never been a recorded instance of an ostrich burying it's head in the sand.

How'd ya like them apples???

actually shocked at this little gem. So why the saying?"

Excellent question. I will find out and let you know!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

Is my name being taken in vain here, or what! Jeez Louise, you can't look away for a minute or someone takes the piss!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You no longer need this 'Mac'. We are here now. We have many fun and interesting things to say!

i'm all ears

Oh! A test of integrity? Challenge accepted. Have a bang on this one:

There has never been a recorded instance of an ostrich burying it's head in the sand.

How'd ya like them apples???

actually shocked at this little gem. So why the saying?

Excellent question. I will find out and let you know!"

literally bubbling with excitement now

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"

No, but apparently he knows a thing or two about burying the head "

Did I miss something here? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is my name being taken in vain here, or what! Jeez Louise, you can't look away for a minute or someone takes the piss! "

I'd never take the piss Michael, just giving these fine new folks the heads up on what to expect in the intellectual hub that is the forum

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"Is my name being taken in vain here, or what! Jeez Louise, you can't look away for a minute or someone takes the piss!

I'd never take the piss Michael, just giving these fine new folks the heads up on what to expect in the intellectual hub that is the forum "

Lol. Intellectual is a nice word. Big too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is my name being taken in vain here, or what! Jeez Louise, you can't look away for a minute or someone takes the piss!

I'd never take the piss Michael, just giving these fine new folks the heads up on what to expect in the intellectual hub that is the forum

Lol. Intellectual is a nice word. Big too "

and at this late hour too!! On a fecking Tuesday!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"Is my name being taken in vain here, or what! Jeez Louise, you can't look away for a minute or someone takes the piss!

I'd never take the piss Michael, just giving these fine new folks the heads up on what to expect in the intellectual hub that is the forum

Lol. Intellectual is a nice word. Big too

and at this late hour too!! On a fecking Tuesday!! "

It's impressive alright. Wheelbarrow and marmalade would have been my temp cards, but you've wiped the floor with me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is my name being taken in vain here, or what! Jeez Louise, you can't look away for a minute or someone takes the piss!

I'd never take the piss Michael, just giving these fine new folks the heads up on what to expect in the intellectual hub that is the forum

Lol. Intellectual is a nice word. Big too

and at this late hour too!! On a fecking Tuesday!!

It's impressive alright. Wheelbarrow and marmalade would have been my temp cards, but you've wiped the floor with me! "

well feck that for a bucket of soldiers Michael, you could take me in a big word competition any day of the week!

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By *al2001Man  over a year ago

kildare

For those too lazy to google apparently ostriches dig a big hole in sand for their nest and lay their eggs in there.and like all birds they turn their eggs 4 times a day during incubation.so from a distance it looks like their heads are buried.someone else can google are elephants afraid of mice.hals tired

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"

It's impressive alright. Wheelbarrow and marmalade would have been my temp cards, but you've wiped the floor with me!

well feck that for a bucket of soldiers Michael, you could take me in a big word competition any day of the week! "

Alas, I am undone

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By *avie tCouple  over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

never!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For those too lazy to google apparently ostriches dig a big hole in sand for their nest and lay their eggs in there.and like all birds they turn their eggs 4 times a day during incubation.so from a distance it looks like their heads are buried.someone else can google are elephants afraid of mice.hals tired"

^^^What he said^^^

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For those too lazy to google apparently ostriches dig a big hole in sand for their nest and lay their eggs in there.and like all birds they turn their eggs 4 times a day during incubation.so from a distance it looks like their heads are buried.someone else can google are elephants afraid of mice.hals tired

^^^What he said^^^"

good man Hal

Three, He completely trumped you

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"For those too lazy to google apparently ostriches dig a big hole in sand for their nest and lay their eggs in there.and like all birds they turn their eggs 4 times a day during incubation.so from a distance it looks like their heads are buried.someone else can google are elephants afraid of mice.hals tired

^^^What he said^^^

good man Hal

Three, He completely trumped you"

Dam I knew Hal was good for some thing

Well untill he takes over and tries to run the ship

Hal open the door

Hal hal open the dam door

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For those too lazy to google apparently ostriches dig a big hole in sand for their nest and lay their eggs in there.and like all birds they turn their eggs 4 times a day during incubation.so from a distance it looks like their heads are buried.someone else can google are elephants afraid of mice.hals tired

^^^What he said^^^

good man Hal

Three, He completely trumped you"

Oh yeah?? Well I wonder if hal knows the origin of the word Sabotage???

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By *ateatnight1055Man  over a year ago

Ballybrit

God Mac??? Yer own movement? Potential for a cult there buddy!

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By *ateatnight1055Man  over a year ago

Ballybrit

Why are they Japaneese fighting fish here, Taiwanees fighting fish in the US, and what do they call them in Japan?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For those too lazy to google apparently ostriches dig a big hole in sand for their nest and lay their eggs in there.and like all birds they turn their eggs 4 times a day during incubation.so from a distance it looks like their heads are buried.someone else can google are elephants afraid of mice.hals tired

^^^What he said^^^

good man Hal

Three, He completely trumped you

Oh yeah?? Well I wonder if hal knows the origin of the word Sabotage???"

waits on Hal to put Three's wondering in the past

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why are they Japaneese fighting fish here, Taiwanees fighting fish in the US, and what do they call them in Japan?"

Women

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does anyone know why gold fish swim anti clock wise in a square tank and clock wise in a round tank?

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By *ateatnight1055Man  over a year ago

Ballybrit


"Does anyone know why gold fish swim anti clock wise in a square tank and clock wise in a round tank?"

They don't. Urban myth mate. I've got a hexonical tank and this is even too boreing for me.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No its true!!! And the Nigerian government invested 3 million dollars on genetically modifying a tree that grows straight bananas for easier cheaper transport !!! FACT

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By *avie tCouple  over a year ago

otherside of nowhere


"For those too lazy to google apparently ostriches dig a big hole in sand for their nest and lay their eggs in there.and like all birds they turn their eggs 4 times a day during incubation.so from a distance it looks like their heads are buried.someone else can google are elephants afraid of mice.hals tired

^^^What he said^^^

good man Hal

Three, He completely trumped you

Oh yeah?? Well I wonder if hal knows the origin of the word Sabotage???

waits on Hal to put Three's wondering in the past "

wooden shoes or clogs that were thrown into the wooden cogs in mills to stop work something like a spanner in the works

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

Speaking of Nigeria. You'll never believe it but I've just won their national lottery, and I don't even remember buying a ticket... How cool is that?

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By *ateatnight1055Man  over a year ago

Ballybrit


"For those too lazy to google apparently ostriches dig a big hole in sand for their nest and lay their eggs in there.and like all birds they turn their eggs 4 times a day during incubation.so from a distance it looks like their heads are buried.someone else can google are elephants afraid of mice.hals tired

^^^What he said^^^

good man Hal

Three, He completely trumped you

Oh yeah?? Well I wonder if hal knows the origin of the word Sabotage???

waits on Hal to put Three's wondering in the past

wooden shoes or clogs that were thrown into the wooden cogs in mills to stop work something like a spanner in the works"

Bang on! Good stuff. The shoes were called sabotees... omg! a brain out there???

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By *ateatnight1055Man  over a year ago

Ballybrit


"Speaking of Nigeria. You'll never believe it but I've just won their national lottery, and I don't even remember buying a ticket... How cool is that? "

Thought you were starting a cult?

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By *ateatnight1055Man  over a year ago

Ballybrit


"No its true!!! And the Nigerian government invested 3 million dollars on genetically modifying a tree that grows straight bananas for easier cheaper transport !!! FACT"

3 billion...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"For those too lazy to google apparently ostriches dig a big hole in sand for their nest and lay their eggs in there.and like all birds they turn their eggs 4 times a day during incubation.so from a distance it looks like their heads are buried.someone else can google are elephants afraid of mice.hals tired

^^^What he said^^^

good man Hal

Three, He completely trumped you

Oh yeah?? Well I wonder if hal knows the origin of the word Sabotage???

waits on Hal to put Three's wondering in the past

wooden shoes or clogs that were thrown into the wooden cogs in mills to stop work something like a spanner in the works"

It would appear that if you read down farther, the French explanation seems more likely. I'm too tired to read all of that again though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For those too lazy to google apparently ostriches dig a big hole in sand for their nest and lay their eggs in there.and like all birds they turn their eggs 4 times a day during incubation.so from a distance it looks like their heads are buried.someone else can google are elephants afraid of mice.hals tired

^^^What he said^^^

good man Hal

Three, He completely trumped you

Oh yeah?? Well I wonder if hal knows the origin of the word Sabotage???

waits on Hal to put Three's wondering in the past

wooden shoes or clogs that were thrown into the wooden cogs in mills to stop work something like a spanner in the works"

excellent but can you tell me how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By *avie tCouple  over a year ago

otherside of nowhere

I think Michael invested his lottery money in the straight banana project......at least that's what he keeps telling all us gals

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By *ateatnight1055Man  over a year ago

Ballybrit

He's back... making me piss myself on other threads...

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By *avie tCouple  over a year ago

otherside of nowhere


"For those too lazy to google apparently ostriches dig a big hole in sand for their nest and lay their eggs in there.and like all birds they turn their eggs 4 times a day during incubation.so from a distance it looks like their heads are buried.someone else can google are elephants afraid of mice.hals tired

^^^What he said^^^

good man Hal

Three, He completely trumped you

Oh yeah?? Well I wonder if hal knows the origin of the word Sabotage???

waits on Hal to put Three's wondering in the past

wooden shoes or clogs that were thrown into the wooden cogs in mills to stop work something like a spanner in the works

excellent but can you tell me how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

no sure I might ask the pheasant plucker or even the pheasant pluckers son

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Speaking of Nigeria. You'll never believe it but I've just won their national lottery, and I don't even remember buying a ticket... How cool is that? "

Mate be careful its a scam I won that also ! Gave my ex wifes bank details as a way to make amends with her!

They bloody cleaned her out!!!

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By *heButterflyCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Wicklow

I should be asleep but I just couldn't stop reading this thread! You're all hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The shoes were called "Sabo", hence, "Sabotage".

NEW INFO

According to that most reliable of sources (Stephen Fry on Q.I), the notion that anti-biotics don't work if you drink alcohol is a complete lie. Apparently doctors tell you this because they don't want you getting d*unk, having unprotected sex and spreading whatever infection you have.

So there you have it. Your doctor is a liar.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I drank while on anti biotics once and ended up in hospital! apparently I got so d*unk I woke the neighbours trying to catch their cat that I taught had scrope the roof of my car climbed their fence and fell into their glass house ! They rang the guards who then rang an ambulance and I was out of work for 4 Weeks! That's a true story! Happened two years ago and I have not drank since

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I drank while on anti biotics once and ended up in hospital! apparently I got so d*unk I woke the neighbours trying to catch their cat that I taught had scrope the roof of my car climbed their fence and fell into their glass house ! They rang the guards who then rang an ambulance and I was out of work for 4 Weeks! That's a true story! Happened two years ago and I have not drank since"

Surely anti-biotics played no part in your antics?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well that arguable because I never before chased cats after a feed of drink

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

I always chase pussy after a feed of drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I always chase pussy after a feed of drink "

the poor cats in lucan must be terrorised at this stage

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

I try not to drink!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You no longer need this 'Mac'. We are here now. We have many fun and interesting things to say! "
........there a tough crowd! nice to meet ya's lol

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