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"I can wrap my legs around my head!! " I think I'd need a live demonstration to believe that! Although I have seen you at two M and G's Mrs foxy and you do have yummy long legs | |||
"I can wrap my legs around my head!! " You can wrap them around my head too, if you like? Lol | |||
"I can wrap my legs around my head!! " I believe you .....and what a fine pair you have too | |||
"I can wrap my legs around my head!! " Yeah, but I bet you can't out a roundtree fruit pastille in your mouth without chewing it...... | |||
"I can wrap my legs around my head!! Yeah, but I bet you can't out a roundtree fruit pastille in your mouth without chewing it...... " I've heard rumours she can do one while he doesn't chew...... I bet they drink carling black label. | |||
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"I can wrap my legs around my head!! I think I'd need a live demonstration to believe that! Although I have seen you at two M and G's Mrs foxy and you do have yummy long legs " you should have come and said hello! | |||
"I can wrap my legs around my head!! I think I'd need a live demonstration to believe that! Although I have seen you at two M and G's Mrs foxy and you do have yummy long legs you should have come and said hello! " I'll not make that mistake in future! :- ). Although you were always busy chatting with others. I know from seeing on your profile that ye aren't looking for single guys and I respect that and tend not to put people in situations where they might feel awkward having to explain that to me in person (if you get me). That's just me, I've had those awkward conversations before and I find it better to avoid them. I will say hi next time though, I better bring a ladder | |||
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"Don't worry I never feel awkward and only love chatting to people so definitely come say hi the next time and sure never mind the ladder ill just bend down for ya! " | |||
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"The distance between the inside of your elbow and your wrist is the same size as your foot apparently! " if only that was true lol | |||
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"Just checked if its right my foot fits .god im not as bendy as I used to be haha!" woohoo I must be very bending so, its a few inches short actually im not that bendy, I need to lie down now | |||
"The distance between the inside of your elbow and your wrist is the same size as your foot apparently! " jeez that would give me a shoe size 12!! lol | |||
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""Hey!!... You can get a pretty good fightin' chicken in 'Nam' for under 20 bucks!" Jack!! " | |||
"The distance between the inside of your elbow and your wrist is the same size as your foot apparently! " And all prostitutes on Hollywood boulevard look like Julia Roberts and end up pulling Richard Gere. | |||
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"Think my boobs have expanded .. .. ( @ )( @ ) " The expansion of my schlong may be directly related to the expansion of your boobs | |||
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"I am a black belt in Judo. " Jaysus.. I didn't even know ye ate any of that foreign food over in Mayo | |||
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"I am a black belt in Judo. " Would need to get close to you to feel safe | |||
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"I get an erection when I think of jcb starter buttons " What you do with cj's starter button is your own business.... | |||
"I get an erection when I think of jcb starter buttons What you do with cj's starter button is your own business.... " Does cj have a jcb? | |||
"I get an erection when I think of jcb starter buttons What you do with cj's starter button is your own business.... Does cj have a jcb? " Oi.....cj......you got a jcb ??? | |||
"JCB starter buttons are the same size as my nipples " But if the battery is flat, what the hell happens then | |||
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