Dear Houchies.
Thank you for contacting our customer service department.
We must insist that you immediately desist from the practice of keeping polish people in your wardrobe, and we have already dealt with that matter.
As regards the issue with the cat, we have two alternative suggestions. Firstly, you could contact the love /hate production team at rte, as reports suggest that they have found a foolproof method for dealing with feline nuisance issues.
Alternatively, you might consider releasing your neighbour, as you've now be detaining him for quite some time, and kidnapping is technically a teensy weensy bit illegal.
As regards the question of replacement of the bars, dream on sunshine. As we have pointed out , they were not designed for such uses, but however, as a gesture of good will, and with no admission of liability on our part, we would like to help you with your difficult situation. We therefore suggest that we send our representative, a Mr McCarthy, to observe your difficulties, and possibly design some equipment to assist you. We trust that you will treat me, sorry, I mean Mr McCarthy, with the ride, sorry, respect, he deserves.
Your's sincerely, Eve |