"any good masturbation tips on to how to get the best out off ur hand ha or what house hold stuff is good to use lol  "
Have u tried all the normal things ?, the hoover, using your other hand, a 2 litre bottle lined with medium grade sandpaper,,,,,  |
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Make a cuppa tea and enjoy it while sitting on your wanking hand. Keep it there until you're finished your tea or when your hand is completely numb, whichever is first. Then crack out the lube and fire away with ur dead hand....and if ye close ur eyes it's like someone else is wanking ye.....not that I've EVER tried this way |
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"any good masturbation tips on to how to get the best out off ur hand ha or what house hold stuff is good to use lol
Have u tried all the normal things ?, the hoover, using your other hand, a 2 litre bottle lined with medium grade sandpaper,,,,, "
WHAT ....well I never  |
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"a wee birdie told me a Pound of mince in a pint glass was good! 
..and when you're done, you can have a nice homemade burger, with an interesting, creamy texture. It's a win/win situation "
hhmmm maybe better recipe for meat balls,anyone for lunch tomorrow my treat
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ok now ur all gonna think im mad but distractin the brain from realising it's urself wanking is the main issue and not the actual feel of someone else's hand, same for women btw and also related to orgasms and sex in general..the stimulation bit of the brain that is...anyway..i digress...but if u can distract ur brain then it will feel like someone else, common techniques ..believe it or not..are shavin, all whilst in the shower...and brushing ur hair..although any one handed mundane task that u do whilst wanking with the other will have someowhat the desired effect...y'all didnt expect that one!!!! |
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"ok now ur all gonna think im mad but distractin the brain from realising it's urself wanking is the main issue and not the actual feel of someone else's hand, same for women btw and also related to orgasms and sex in general..the stimulation bit of the brain that is...anyway..i digress...but if u can distract ur brain then it will feel like someone else, common techniques ..believe it or not..are shavin, all whilst in the shower...and brushing ur hair..although any one handed mundane task that u do whilst wanking with the other will have someowhat the desired effect...y'all didnt expect that one!!!!"
...just don't get your hands mixed up  |
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Use banana skins. Stick them in the microwave for 30 seconds's and cool down to desirable temp. Wank away then. Plus afterwards ya have a banana to give ya energy. |
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"ok now ur all gonna think im mad but distractin the brain from realising it's urself wanking is the main issue and not the actual feel of someone else's hand, same for women btw and also related to orgasms and sex in general..the stimulation bit of the brain that is...anyway..i digress...but if u can distract ur brain then it will feel like someone else, common techniques ..believe it or not..are shavin, all whilst in the shower...and brushing ur hair..although any one handed mundane task that u do whilst wanking with the other will have someowhat the desired effect...y'all didnt expect that one!!!!
...just don't get your hands mixed up "
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"ok now ur all gonna think im mad but distractin the brain from realising it's urself wanking is the main issue and not the actual feel of someone else's hand, same for women btw and also related to orgasms and sex in general..the stimulation bit of the brain that is...anyway..i digress...but if u can distract ur brain then it will feel like someone else, common techniques ..believe it or not..are shavin, all whilst in the shower...and brushing ur hair..although any one handed mundane task that u do whilst wanking with the other will have someowhat the desired effect...y'all didnt expect that one!!!!
...just don't get your hands mixed up
PMSL Michael "
I usually put some armour plating over Micilín Óg when I'm even in the same room as a razor. You can never be too careful |
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"ok now ur all gonna think im mad but distractin the brain from realising it's urself wanking is the main issue and not the actual feel of someone else's hand, same for women btw and also related to orgasms and sex in general..the stimulation bit of the brain that is...anyway..i digress...but if u can distract ur brain then it will feel like someone else, common techniques ..believe it or not..are shavin, all whilst in the shower...and brushing ur hair..although any one handed mundane task that u do whilst wanking with the other will have someowhat the desired effect...y'all didnt expect that one!!!!
...just don't get your hands mixed up "
might explain why some people like to smoke and shag at the same time |
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Just sit on your hand for a while till it goes asleep and goes numb then wank away it feels like somebody else is jerking u off.Or if you are righthanded use your lefthand to wank again it feels like someone else is wanking u. |
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Get a large Orange,stick it in the microwave for 30secs.Cut a slice in it and put your cock in it and wank.
Dont leave it sitting around After yo are finished.
It also leaves your cock a nice taste for the Mrs |
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"any good masturbation tips on to how to get the best out off ur hand ha or what house hold stuff is good to use lol "
have u tryed sticking yur cock in a hoover? |
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"any good masturbation tips on to how to get the best out off ur hand ha or what house hold stuff is good to use lol
have u tryed sticking yur cock in a hoover? "
Wtf lol |
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