As I watched the torment of the two girls in Peru charged with drug smuggling and facing ten years in prison, and the anguish etched across their faces I couldn't help but think. ...
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I'd shag the blond one |
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"What has two wings and a halo? A Japanese phone. Wing, Wing! HALO?   "
Shut yer legs love, there's a draught!! Sure you opened yer legs to the Taxi driver and said 'Would this cover it?' he took one look and said 'a fuckin Bin lid wouldn't cover that gash love!! that'll be £8.50 please' |
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A man was walking his dog through a graveyard and saw another man crouched down beside a gravestone. 'Morning' he says......and the other guy replies...'no just havin a shit'....  |
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"A man comes home from work to see his wife sliding down the bannister .... What are you doing he asks .... I'm heating your dinner !  "
what time is dinner?  |
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"What has two wings and a halo? A Japanese phone. Wing, Wing! HALO?
Shut yer legs love, there's a draught!! Sure you opened yer legs to the Taxi driver and said 'Would this cover it?' he took one look and said 'a fuckin Bin lid wouldn't cover that gash love!! that'll be £8.50 please'"
You should not wear flip flops if your toes look like you're going to swoop down and pick up dinner with your claws! |
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Paddy passes the barn and sees tommy gyrating in front of the massy ferguson .... Flabbergasted he watched for another while as tommy started stripping .... What in the name of god are ya doing he shouts ..... Well I heard on the radio if your interested in a woman ... You should do something to a tractor |
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"Paddy passes the barn and sees tommy gyrating in front of the massy ferguson .... Flabbergasted he watched for another while as tommy started stripping .... What in the name of god are ya doing he shouts ..... Well I heard on the radio if your interested in a woman ... You should do something to a tractor "
Lol. It's not every day you hear a joke you haven't heard before. I like that one |
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