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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This works fairly well on the old Facebook/Twitter 
We all get to write a fictional story TOGETHER #Bonding 
Ill start and also do the second line of the story then you contribute (keep it short)
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"For years he had been milking the bull in the field opposite to make his homemade cheese which friends and family...."
..thought was saltier than a sailor's mickey on a windy day, but they didn't complain for fear of being put in a nursing home which would then be closed due to lack of funding. Still, they loved the way Mary seemed to.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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New chapter "The Morning After"
Enda wakes up, stretches his arm across the bed to see if His missus is still there. She is. It was obviously all a big dream.
But saying that he did have sexual relations with the woman in the dreams Mary (Harney)
He gets up to make coffee, signals to missus if wants ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Her idea was to randomly call round to Endas which is a coincidence because Enda was dreaming/thinking of her... Up she steps
Knocks on the door ******
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Focusing so much on the Chocolate cake she doesn't even bad an eye lid to the whole Endas missus on the bed strapped.
Enda doesn't see Mary Harney leaving he just here's lots of shuffling ...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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On her way Out Mary was thinking
WOW I DON'T REMEMBER A STAIR ON THE WAY IN
*she rushed and hovers over to the cake in the window*
Enda's guide dog chases her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That there's actually zero craic out of it Mary anyways so he goes "feck this I'm gonna try sly tap endas missus"
He walks into the house he knows she won't hear him so he doesn't call/shout out - so he just walk right in finds her in the room  |
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..she sees Gilmore getting his kit off, revealing the length of timber that he has strapped to his back as a substitute for his non existent spine, and suddenly realising that he really doesn't have any balls. Quick as a flash, she whips out.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bag of tricks- he pulls out Ming Flanagan ********** and magic gold dust filled the room!
Withing seconds they were off their ROCKER and started singing old Westlife songs (the Louise Walsh era Westside songs) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Covered on cum from all of the guests. Wipes the cum off of Roy Keane's trousers (We didn't notice Roy coming in the slippery fuck)
Roy freaks, does a two footed tackle on Mary Harney.. |
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..a headache trying to figure out what language it is, and if it could possibly mean something like a sale at the local cake shop, and her and the donkey are heading in the opposite direction, but just then... |
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..she looked it up on Google translate, but ended up slightly confused as it told her it meant something to do with cumming in angela's mouth, and then she dreamt of bending ms Merkel over, and giving her someof what she's given the Irish people for the last few years, but then.. |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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"Although she herself also had a big schlong of her own, which Enda and Eamon used to clean for her after she was finished with the Greeks, and Mary now wondered if.. "
she was in big trouble with the r.s.p.c.a.cause of her relationship wit the donkey
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"Although she realised it was cruel to nickname leo varadker as "The Donkey", but still she thought that he was probably the best...
equine this side of bombay"
..once you left Pat Rabbitte out of it, although he was hardly a whole horse, more of a horse's arse really. Suddenly, as she galloped along, she realised it was all just a dream, and she awoke in her boudoir, to find Enda... |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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"Although she realised it was cruel to nickname leo varadker as "The Donkey", but still she thought that he was probably the best...
equine this side of bombay
..once you left Pat Rabbitte out of it, although he was hardly a whole horse, more of a horse's arse really. Suddenly, as she galloped along, she realised it was all just a dream, and she awoke in her boudoir, to find Enda... "
slurpin from a can of fanta and ........ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A loud siren went on and in dashes and dashingly good looking dude called Daithi - "Daithi the dasher"
In an absolutely ridiculous redder accent he goes
"How ya now, I'm here. And my ball bag is fully loaded"
Daithi "The Dasher" within the space of 15 mins had everyone left a right off including the women/ men and Roy Keane |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And was wondering what Roy Keane and co. we're doing!
The best friends wife also sees Daithi "the dasher" o'shea and heaps of government suits and decides to just dish out hand jobs to whoever |
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.."yes, that's right. How did you know? Most people think that the good doctor is just a fictional character who travels through time on a regular basis, but I'm married to him, so I'm the wife of who. Now does anyone else want a hand job?" to which a young, good looking man named Michael replied... |
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"There here is a blow up doll of my brother Jackie" however the man himself is at home with his big bachelor head on hi...
*The wife cuts Michael short* says:
"Mr. Healy Rae, for all the hurls in Kilkenny I wouldn't .... |
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..and with that, Michael Healy Rae interjected,saying "listen here to me you, yerra, sure aren't the roads around Kilgarvan the besht roads in the country, because we never dig them up for pipe laying, but if you were to bend yourself over there missy, I'd do some pipe laying of my own right here and now. Sure don't I have the biggest dick that ever entered the Dáil, although he's at home with the simpleton of a brother at the moment " But just as he was about to take her from behind, out of the bushes stepped... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dick Spring. If you're referring to me being at home with you're brother well I guess I saw past his conceiving little ways. He sent me an image of Sausages in a pan to lure me over. Turns out they were only Denny sausages (Only 57% Pork)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A loud siren went off and a flash beam descended over the skies. A white man dressed in all pink with glasses appeared.
It was god in the form of Graham Norton
"Come Forth" he cried |
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"yerra would ya ever feck off with yourself, sure didn't the other 6 fella's cum already, so I'll be cumming seventh instead of fourth, but sure musha, haven't you a lovely arse altogether, for a Cork man, although begob, you don't sound a bit like Roy Keane or Seán Óg Ó HAilpín, or any of them Cork hoors at all at all." With that, Graham Norton skipped across the field and into the local pub, where.. |
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..and he buying drinks for all and sundry, and claiming it on Michael's expenses, and sittingin one lap was Mary Ó Rourke, and on the other was Mary Lou, and they dropping the hand on him, but sadly, he couldn't get it on with them because... |
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"..and he buying drinks for all and sundry, and claiming it on Michael's expenses, and sittingin one lap was Mary Ó Rourke, and on the other was Mary Lou, and they dropping the hand on him, but sadly, he couldn't get it on with them because... "
Because the viagra he'd bought on eBay Was bogey and just gave him a pain in..... |
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...which in itself was quite an achievement, since Willie didn't even have a beard, but that goes to show just how bad the Viagra really was. He swore he'd never buy anything from Michael Lowry again, but in the meantime, he decided it would be nice to... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just freak out....
SO
Jackie Healy Rae lets out a roar pretty similar to one on those dragons in those shitty Harry Potter movies...
"Be gone the lot of ye,fuck back to the cities ye tinkers and leave us country folk alone" he said |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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... one time when I was at band camp and one of the instruments broke we had to take apart a pig and use its stomach as a bag pipe.
Word got out that some of the lads were trying to ri.... Ara why am I explaining myself to you lot"
He lets out another roar and yells
"Up Drink Driving" |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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"...which in itself was quite an achievement, since Willie didn't even have a beard, but that goes to show just how bad the Viagra really was. He swore he'd never buy anything from Michael Lowry again, but in the meantime, he decided it would be nice to... "
give Marylou some advice on how to get Gerry addams to notice her undying love
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