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That's Bizarre: New research suggests hot sex can cure the common cold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Swiss scientist Manfred Schedlovski claims his experiments show that regular love-making increases the amount of phagocyte cells, which boost the body's immune system and fight the microbes that cause colds.

He claims the number of phagocytes - which attack alien antibodies, causing them to self-destruct - significantly increases during sexual intercourse.

And according to Schedlovski's research, the number of phagocyte cells can even double after an orgasm, allowing alien microbes to be detected and destroyed more quickly.

Immunologist Peter Schleicher is among scientists to support Schedlovski's theory.

Help me out here peeps cos we must be doing something wrong I still feel like shite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe you need an injection of some foreign antibodies to boost ur immune system ????

Studies have shown that oral administration has improved results over skin absorption, hense u drink a pro-biotic yogurt rather than spreading it on ur body.

Well I hope you(s) are better for Valentines ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Personally I find I get the best results if I do both

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

OK ok - panic over Usee back to herself - it seems the cold was not so common, and so required some serious immune system boosts - one triple orgasm - couples hour sleep and hey presto - cold gone!!! Any other sexy peeps need colds getting rid - I offer my services FOC to nice peeps! Charge arseholes a fortune!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ohhh to have a cld again and to be a nice person LOL .... watch the queue forming here now LOL

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