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over a year ago
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We'll at least she didn't call you LYNX the male cougar lol but maybe its for the best. A lady like that I would say you would need a RIGHT GUARD about you to be SURE you didn't get hurt and end up on the OLD SPICE rack next to the ginger that would be BRUTal lol imagine being left there next to the ginger saying that some kind DOVE might pluck you out and carry you to a better place. Make sure you have some VASELINE to make the exit easy. |
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BOND.......I mean com'on....do you really have the crispness of Craig, the sophistication of Dalton the swagger of Connery or the charm and charisma of Brosnan let alone the marble voice of Moore. Do you stride into your local pub gym fit and ripped and say, vodka martini shaken not stirred without the whole place erupting with laughter. Do you even own an Astin Martin that can take down a Russian tank or shoots smoke as a screen and is your secretary really called mrs moneypenny. But above all can you walk into your office and fire your bowler across the room to land nicely on the coatrack.......I mean can ya... |
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