A woman once dialled 999 and asked for an ambulance, quickly. She said her husband started screaming and had passed out, and he needed urgent help. The well spoken lady in the control centre asked what had happened, to which the caller replied "well, we were having a bit of fun in the bedroom, and I had my hubby tied up and on all fours on the floor. I got the biggest strap on I could find and took a run at him. When I was about for feet away, I jumped on him, and rammed it as far up his arse as I could get it, thinking he'd enjoy it. Unfortunately his arse isn't the better of it at all". The lady on the other end of the line said "at least be a bit less crude. The proper word is rectum."
"Rectum?" said the caller, "sure it damn near fucking killed him!"  |
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"A woman once dialled 999 and asked for an ambulance, quickly. She said her husband started screaming and had passed out, and he needed urgent help. The well spoken lady in the control centre asked what had happened, to which the caller replied "well, we were having a bit of fun in the bedroom, and I had my hubby tied up and on all fours on the floor. I got the biggest strap on I could find and took a run at him. When I was about for feet away, I jumped on him, and rammed it as far up his arse as I could get it, thinking he'd enjoy it. Unfortunately his arse isn't the better of it at all". The lady on the other end of the line said "at least be a bit less crude. The proper word is rectum."
"Rectum?" said the caller, "sure it damn near fucking killed him!" "
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