"I became a gardener because I had read about all the bored housewives cavorting with their gardeners. Where have they gone? Was it all a myth? Who wants their garden landscaped?  "
I do, whats the catch ?  |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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I do, whats the catch ?
There's no catch at all, once you have one of those bored housewives on the premises
The garden is optional "
are the bored and garden o ya and housewife a must?
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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Jayus Micheal U sure we have a nice size garden with mature ash,oak,horse chesnut and others south facing surronded by a 6ft stone wall all under grass would love a few beds and shrubs
Do U think that's some thing U could work with
No problems with the wife I am bored of her if U do a good job U can even take her away with U
However I will warn U we do opperate a no return policy  |
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"Jayus Micheal U sure we have a nice size garden with mature ash,oak,horse chesnut and others south facing surronded by a 6ft stone wall all under grass would love a few beds and shrubs
Do U think that's some thing U could work with
No problems with the wife I am bored of her if U do a good job U can even take her away with U
However I will warn U we do opperate a no return policy "
But does the wife come with a guarantee ??  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Jayus Micheal U sure we have a nice size garden with mature ash,oak,horse chesnut and others south facing surronded by a 6ft stone wall all under grass would love a few beds and shrubs
Do U think that's some thing U could work with
No problems with the wife I am bored of her if U do a good job U can even take her away with U
However I will warn U we do opperate a no return policy
But does the wife come with a guarantee ?? "
I am afraid she's out of warranty but s good runner doesn't drink much and only a few lumps and bumps which can be expected due to age |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"In fairness now, the lack of a guarantee could be a bit of an issue.  "
I am sure we could come to some arrangement
I can guarantee she will blow ur mind
The kitchen needs painting
The hall needs tiles
U know ur self the usual stuff
last I saw her was on her knees in front of the priest she said he was giving her absolution so I believed her
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"In fairness now, the lack of a guarantee could be a bit of an issue.
I am sure we could come to some arrangement
I can guarantee she will blow ur mind
The kitchen needs painting
The hall needs tiles
U know ur self the usual stuff
last I saw her was on her knees in front of the priest she said he was giving her absolution so I believed her
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So basically what you're saying is; lots of work, but not much chance of the ride
Remind me again how this is an improvement on my current situation  |
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"In fairness now, the lack of a guarantee could be a bit of an issue.
I am sure we could come to some arrangement
I can guarantee she will blow ur mind
The kitchen needs painting
The hall needs tiles
U know ur self the usual stuff
last I saw her was on her knees in front of the priest she said he was giving her absolution so I believed her
So basically what you're saying is; lots of work, but not much chance of the ride
Remind me again how this is an improvement on my current situation "
The diffeence is that if you get the job, at least there is a chance of getting some ... |
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