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A handy tool :-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 8 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other.

In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.

Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft.

After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emmanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. Ah yes, such are the characteristics of one's toothbrush!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Heya...very clever & funny....Phil

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ok glasgow but playing in Ireland so I'll forgive ya us irish are lacking fun folk or else they are all shy so I can't afford to be choosy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

us irish are lacking fun folk or else they are all shy

OMG ..... there ARE "some" fun folk here ... maybe you just haven't met them yet LOL ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

are u looking for a fight again today Mr Green??? lol I meant in the irish forum not on the entire site they seem to avoid in here why is that????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

LOL .. I know ... I Know .... I guess they want to arrange meets and since most or in the UK they are prob only gonna post here if they are cummin over this way ... but as for the rest of the Irish folks on here ... well ..... us Irish are shy really

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Read this post and by did it get the mind racing on things. was wondering which hole was being filled and how the fluid could be called cleansing fluid. but some girls say it good for the skin. but it does clear out the guys system in that it reliese tenseion in more ways than one.

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