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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"breakfast in bed would be nice.
squeezed orange juice, fluffy scambled eggs, white toast with real butter, tea or coffee.
thats what id go for anyway"
only if you bring some sausage too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"breakfast in bed would be nice.
squeezed orange juice, fluffy scambled eggs, white toast with real butter, tea or coffee.
thats what id go for anyway
only if you bring some sausage too "
lol innuendo, never fails to make me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"breakfast in bed would be nice.
squeezed orange juice, fluffy scambled eggs, white toast with real butter, tea or coffee.
thats what id go for anyway"
Add a bowl of fruit to that and I'll have mine sitting beside you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"breakfast in bed would be nice.
squeezed orange juice, fluffy scambled eggs, white toast with real butter, tea or coffee.
thats what id go for anyway
Add a bowl of fruit to that and I'll have mine sitting beside you "
grapes, fresh pineapple, chopped red apple, ripe banana, natural yogurt, maybe some cocoa powder if you like chocolate and dont want to feel guilty :0) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"breakfast in bed would be nice.
squeezed orange juice, fluffy scambled eggs, white toast with real butter, tea or coffee.
thats what id go for anyway
Add a bowl of fruit to that and I'll have mine sitting beside you
grapes, fresh pineapple, chopped red apple, ripe banana, natural yogurt, maybe some cocoa powder if you like chocolate and dont want to feel guilty :0)"
No thanks to the cocoa power just budge over there and hand me the fruit woohoo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"breakfast in bed would be nice.
squeezed orange juice, fluffy scambled eggs, white toast with real butter, tea or coffee.
thats what id go for anyway
Add a bowl of fruit to that and I'll have mine sitting beside you
grapes, fresh pineapple, chopped red apple, ripe banana, natural yogurt, maybe some cocoa powder if you like chocolate and dont want to feel guilty :0)
No thanks to the cocoa power just budge over there and hand me the fruit woohoo "
there you go, whoops sorry about that, my hand..ahem...slipped  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"breakfast in bed would be nice.
squeezed orange juice, fluffy scambled eggs, white toast with real butter, tea or coffee.
thats what id go for anyway
Add a bowl of fruit to that and I'll have mine sitting beside you
grapes, fresh pineapple, chopped red apple, ripe banana, natural yogurt, maybe some cocoa powder if you like chocolate and dont want to feel guilty :0)
No thanks to the cocoa power just budge over there and hand me the fruit woohoo "
ooo a party in my bed woo hoo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"maybe it's just me but think sun has gotten to the guys heads
getting lads I've barely chatted to messaging me non stop anytime I log in "
I hate it when that happens and I get like 50 messages every day from single women I've never spoken to pestering me for sex all the time.
Sigh |
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"maybe it's just me but think sun has gotten to the guys heads
getting lads I've barely chatted to messaging me non stop anytime I log in
I hate it when that happens and I get like 50 messages every day from single women I've never spoken to pestering me for sex all the time.
Sigh"
I'm with you brother. I just feel like a piece of meat sometimes. Those single women just want to use us. It's not right!  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"maybe it's just me but think sun has gotten to the guys heads
getting lads I've barely chatted to messaging me non stop anytime I log in
I hate it when that happens and I get like 50 messages every day from single women I've never spoken to pestering me for sex all the time.
Sigh
I'm with you brother. I just feel like a piece of meat sometimes. Those single women just want to use us. It's not right! "
Its the one liners that I hate women msging get ur cock out like where do they think ther are its not dial a dick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"maybe it's just me but think sun has gotten to the guys heads
getting lads I've barely chatted to messaging me non stop anytime I log in
I hate it when that happens and I get like 50 messages every day from single women I've never spoken to pestering me for sex all the time.
Sigh
I'm with you brother. I just feel like a piece of meat sometimes. Those single women just want to use us. It's not right!
Its the one liners that I hate women msging get ur cock out like where do they think ther are its not dial a dick " ohhh lads mu heart bleeds for ya
Must be soooo hard bring in such demand I don't know how you cope with it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"maybe it's just me but think sun has gotten to the guys heads
getting lads I've barely chatted to messaging me non stop anytime I log in
I hate it when that happens and I get like 50 messages every day from single women I've never spoken to pestering me for sex all the time.
Sigh
I'm with you brother. I just feel like a piece of meat sometimes. Those single women just want to use us. It's not right!
Its the one liners that I hate women msging get ur cock out like where do they think ther are its not dial a dick " when all ya want is a hug,rather than someone dragin your cock out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just had a fool message me.
Ask where I am (gave general location)
Ask for pics. (Not sharing thanks)
Ask did I want to meet. (Eah no)
Ask was I sure. (Eah yeah I've plans)
Then mail with you're blocked BITCH.
Best laugh I've had all day.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just had a fool message me.
Ask where I am (gave general location)
Ask for pics. (Not sharing thanks)
Ask did I want to meet. (Eah no)
Ask was I sure. (Eah yeah I've plans)
Then mail with you're blocked BITCH.
Best laugh I've had all day.. "
lol such a charmer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just had a fool message me.
Ask where I am (gave general location)
Ask for pics. (Not sharing thanks)
Ask did I want to meet. (Eah no)
Ask was I sure. (Eah yeah I've plans)
Then mail with you're blocked BITCH.
Best laugh I've had all day.. "
Pmsl......such a gent...!!  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"I just had a fool message me.
Ask where I am (gave general location)
Ask for pics. (Not sharing thanks)
Ask did I want to meet. (Eah no)
Ask was I sure. (Eah yeah I've plans)
Then mail with you're blocked BITCH.
Best laugh I've had all day.. "
His loss but there's one born every day a fool that is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just had a fool message me.
Ask where I am (gave general location)
Ask for pics. (Not sharing thanks)
Ask did I want to meet. (Eah no)
Ask was I sure. (Eah yeah I've plans)
Then mail with you're blocked BITCH.
Best laugh I've had all day.. " ohhh links meet him he got such a way with words. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just had a fool message me.
Ask where I am (gave general location)
Ask for pics. (Not sharing thanks)
Ask did I want to meet. (Eah no)
Ask was I sure. (Eah yeah I've plans)
Then mail with you're blocked BITCH.
Best laugh I've had all day.. "
Have you finished crying once you realised what you've missed out on?
Did he actually block you I wonder or hope you'd reply again? |
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By *ts artMan
over a year ago
Londonderry |
"I just had a fool message me.
Ask where I am (gave general location)
Ask for pics. (Not sharing thanks)
Ask did I want to meet. (Eah no)
Ask was I sure. (Eah yeah I've plans)
Then mail with you're blocked BITCH.
Best laugh I've had all day.. "
Oh links you shouldn't have teased the poor fella by being female  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Enjoy it Hun and take full advantage once they are being nice. Men can be fickle and change with the weather lol"
or once they have had a wank and cum, then loose interest haha  |
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"breakfast in bed would be nice.
squeezed orange juice, fluffy scambled eggs, white toast with real butter, tea or coffee.
thats what id go for anyway
only if you bring some sausage too "
Can i cum il bring the white pudding  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"maybe it's just me but think sun has gotten to the guys heads
getting lads I've barely chatted to messaging me non stop anytime I log in "
i dont mind the messages but what annoys me is when sum of them send about 2 or 3 messages one after the other b4 u even had a chance to read the first one they sent! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just had a fool message me.
Ask where I am (gave general location)
Ask for pics. (Not sharing thanks)
Ask did I want to meet. (Eah no)
Ask was I sure. (Eah yeah I've plans)
Then mail with you're blocked BITCH.
Best laugh I've had all day.. "
The arsehole !  |
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