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A lovely girl came up to me at a student party and asked: "Do you know your left ball hangs lower than your right?"
She was a trainee nurse and we had an amazing discussion... |
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"Yrs ago and this is true I was out, and this bloke came up to me handed my fifty pence coin and said
Ring your mum your coming home with me tonight . "
You did well out of that. I'd say you made 30p profit, as well as getting the ride! |
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"Yrs ago and this is true I was out, and this bloke came up to me handed my fifty pence coin and said
Ring your mum your coming home with me tonight .
You did well out of that. I'd say you made 30p profit, as well as getting the ride! "
Ohhh Michael I did not go home with him but he rang me and we arranged to met the following week.
So that night a guy cane over to me on the dance floor and after a few mins I asked him what's your name.
He stood back with a startled look I met you last week and have spoken to you on the phone I did not remember him oooopppssss |
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Not good this .but wtked every.time for a friend of mine..ok he was tall and gorgeous..but he'd stand near the entrance to the women's loos in a busy pub/ club and when a good lookin girl came out he'd ask
' so......u do a piss or a shit'
Nah, I can't believe he got away with it either..oh to b tall and gorgeous eh ! |
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"Not good this .but wtked every.time for a friend of mine..ok he was tall and gorgeous..but he'd stand near the entrance to the women's loos in a busy pub/ club and when a good lookin girl came out he'd ask
' so......u do a piss or a shit'
Nah, I can't believe he got away with it either..oh to b tall and gorgeous eh !"
and did he pull with that line  |
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"Not good this .but wtked every.time for a friend of mine..ok he was tall and gorgeous..but he'd stand near the entrance to the women's loos in a busy pub/ club and when a good lookin girl came out he'd ask
' so......u do a piss or a shit'
Nah, I can't believe he got away with it either..oh to b tall and gorgeous eh ! and did he pull with that line "
Yip..lol..tho I dnt it mattered what he would have said..lol |
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just love to hear somebody actually say it ha
