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over a year ago
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came home from work today,the girl next door comes out and shouts to me.........  |
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over a year ago
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Oi small dick! You should... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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be a model ya hot ass wee fk,are ya busy could do wit ma |
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.. windows cleaned. They got destroyed when... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you came all over them peeping in last night while I .....
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..knocked one out while peeping out at you peeping in at me, knowing that you were... |
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Going to fall off that ladder if you |
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don't put some cloths back on so... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You will not get your cock caught on a rung on the way down |
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By *ebracouCouple
over a year ago
newcastle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cause your head is up your arse lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Very dark up here .
Can someone call the vet and ask him to.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Give me some head and ...  |
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.. have a look at my dog as I think he's. .. |
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a cat in disguise he tends to ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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to lick his balls when she dos,nt have any so .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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all the pussys in the streets needs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a good delousin with a yard brush and |
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he is soo full of the horn it needs... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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blown 3 times a day to stop it  |
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Shooting his muck all over the new |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unopened condoms which he |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stole from the local shop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck the twins across the road |
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Especially Mary she's got a lovely.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ass but has two glass eyes. |
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And a face like an open sore on a rat's ass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Her pussy is a big bush like |
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something you see in the australian outback |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and it looks like a kangaroo,s pouch when |
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She puts her feet behind her her head and |
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By *picyMan
over a year ago
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Wen it hits 40degree then
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It gets sweaty and smelly but tastes so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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it looks and smell,s like road kill but.... |
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she explained that she had only had her cock removed last week, and the |
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Balls could not be removed till the surgeon came back from his holidays and that's why they were starting to..... |
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decompose, but she could strap them up the back, and you'd hardly notice, although the neighbour's dog.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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thought she was the dog,s bollocks untill ..... |
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it dawned on her that she was a she and couldn't possibly have any bollocks at all, although the neighbour who used to be a man now appears to be a woman, and she has a pair of bollocks tucked into her crack, and it led to.. |
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all sorts of confusion until the librarian who lived down the road kindly agreed to... |
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over a year ago
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rim me,never before had i felt such a |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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size of toilet brush. |
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That wasn't a toilet brush, it was her tongue. Her glasses were getting really steamed up as she........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Took a shit |
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who was chasing some hens around the yard at the time, and thought |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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there's big mick,ll get me bush |
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trimmed while he's in the area. I'd like to get it |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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seen to by a pro,just like my |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My fathers lover |
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over a year ago
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wexie was her name,right filthy wee.... |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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gold but she was such a dirty bitch who farted a lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But I didn't care have a cold a blocked nose then she whispered in my ear |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my u have a big nose |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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then i replied ... |
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over a year ago
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Do u like my big lips baby  |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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he said oh yes and i sat on his face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and let a big smelly fart! |
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his big mick jagger lips entwined with my engoured labia lips and |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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his faulse tooth got caught in my pierced clt |
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The pain was so bad I could feel a poo coming on. Oh the poor man I hope he's into......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eating shit cause the man had a bad case of the |
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over a year ago
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Munchies earlier on when I met him down at..... |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the halting site |
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when a load of female cops arrived |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and started to strip naked and beat all the men with their truncheons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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then they got arrested |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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luckily the weather had warmed up,otherwise a lot of the guys ,would have been embarrassed ,as there nipples get very erect in the ... |
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Cop shop when the sargent takes the cattle prodder out and starts to...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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crank up the compressor |
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over a year ago
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as the mac starts to undress her, she |
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over a year ago
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Takes out her handcuffs |
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over a year ago
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and says..."move on folks,nothing much to see here!!!" |
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Just then the chubby desk sargent appears. Stuffing his face with donuts as usual and scratching his big hairy....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pet connameara pony |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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which i bought on the way home from the pub.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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after meeting a mad galway woman with only one leg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I thgt id give that galway woman my 3rd leg lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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but she prefered to use her own crouch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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for churnin the home made butter and whippin the ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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poor auld connamara pony,who also had a stutter |
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F.....fa.......fa..fa..fak..fuck Hoff said the........... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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said david with his curly....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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chunky desk seargent,as he walked towards |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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me with his big black batton in his hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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asking" where's my feckin pony" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and wailed the shite out of me for .... |
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over a year ago
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FOR NOT KNOWING WERE IT WAS,BY THIS TIME THO THE |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the one legged galway woman walked in & grabbed his batton and... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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deep throated the fkr,couldn't believe it the 10inc went right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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past the tonsils and into the ...... |
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connemara pony, who was a bit surprised and |
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over a year ago
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and suddenly realised ,that although there were tears in his eyes,his stutter was cured... |
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over a year ago
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Bollox. But he didn't care because he was getting castrated when the surgeon got back from his holidays.. But in the meantime to stop the pain he needed to rub some.......... |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kerrygold on it so he could remove it from....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sudacream into his tonsils because the sargents trunchen was all splinters
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Taken away in cuffs fluffy pink ones |
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but he thought it quiet odd that ... |
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he was always referred to as a pony, since he was pretty much hung like a horse, and he wondered if |
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over a year ago
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He would ever get an actual meet on FAB since..... |
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over a year ago
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The time wasters seemed to be taking over and would ... |
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insist on him shaving his ballsack, which was not an easy feat for a pony, but still he was sure that |
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There had to be someone on fab that liked his old school bush enough to agree to......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shave it for him.... So that he could get his first...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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blowjob from the queen of blow jobs mrs |
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what do ya do with the cock she used to shout before sucking her own...... |
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Meanwhile back at the cop shop. The naked men who were covered in horse shite were waiting for the local firemen to come and hose them down. The policewomen were looking fordward to there arrival even more because....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They wanted as many men in uniform as possible for a very wet n sticky ganbang..... |
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over a year ago
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she loved it sticky and tricky ya see,every hole was a goal with this........... |
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over a year ago
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woman who's job it was to direct where the pot holes were to be filled,while also |
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having her own pothole filled, although her favourite thing was |
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over a year ago
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playing with connameara ponies,with truncheons and |
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shit, although the whole scat thing was now something she was starting to question, I mean, who knew that ponies did so much of it. She found it so hard to focus when it just kept coming and coming, and sometimes she had to |
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Come up for air. It was then she remembered her life before she became a pig. When she was bi curious and dreamed of........... |
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being the bestpole dancer in west clare,while studying |
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the teachings of the Dalai Lama in relation to pole dancers and the path to enlightenment through getting your kit off, but she sometimes found |
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over a year ago
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the lights used to fade,& not to mention the friction burns from the pole while |
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over a year ago
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I used plenty of lube on her,it always seen to still leave ........  |
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a pool on the floor that became a safety hazard, and one night the health and safety officer |
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over a year ago
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juggling 6 apples and two bananas,she would cum all over the new....... |
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firemens uniforms which they were... |
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Just above the massive pools of cum. She got down on her knees and..... |
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And prayed that someone on this forum would talk about how she lost her virginity at the age of eighteen while still at school to her........... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Parents shock.
She was expelled for |
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Picking her nose whilst flicking her bean up against the...
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School principal's leg as he was trying to |
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Take a dump in the french teachers briefcase because |
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She had told him once that quiche was really nice, but he ended up with a dose of the runs after eating it for the first time, so this would put her in her place, but then he |
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Decided he was going to organise a MFF. With him the French teacher and the 18 year old virgin while his wife was away for............. |
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disused ship down the docks where all the hairy dockers would go to get |
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theit hairy arses rimmed during their lunch............ |
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And compare the size of their. haemorroids |
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as well as discussing what sandwiches they had for lunch, but sometimes the |
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over a year ago
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the cheese and pickle would make me......... |
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Horny.And id want to fuck my mate willie the welder especially when he's wearning his.......... |
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Cock nd bslls get s me right going |
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but then he's always wearing his cock and balls since he's a man, but the reason he's called Willie the welder is |
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he uses his cock for welding,looks as hot as......... |
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hell . But couldn't weld to save his life, he takes after his grandfather also a welder who worked on the building of the titanic. Who after it sank had to help police with there enquiries, but because his cock was so.......... |
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fucking big, the policewoman who came to examine it for forensic evidence ended up swallowing the evidence and then |
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Had to be admitted to hospital to have her |
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ingrowing toenail sorted out, and it was while she was there she decided to have her |
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oil changed because a service needed for the upcoming.... |
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Police man'sfancy dress ball she was going as a .. |
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A mad axe murderer |
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while lookin to chop the cock off a copper who see met dogging one night,who fucker her up the wrong way and she never...... |
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And tasted better than a manky week old cheese sandwich,dipped in |
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Toe fungus luckily she didn't have a gag reflex because ... |
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she was well used to sucking off the connameara pony which was owned by.... |
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