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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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WHAT MEN WOULD DO IF THEY HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY
10. Immediately go shopping for
zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for
an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a
ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging
their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10
minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms
and still be ready for more without
sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic
exam and ask to have it recorded on
video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray
for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Run straight to the AandE and tell them some one done a bobit on me
But possibly all the above first  "
John Wayne bobbit his wife hacked his cock off after she found him cheating he had an operation got it stitched back n became a porn star the miracle of surgery  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I have a baby just to show you women how easy it is..
Oh Fran me thinks ur going to pay for that one
Dives for cover hard hat and steel toe caps
Saftey glasses,gloves jock strap(cup)
Iam ready . Bring it on  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have had 6...one with no pain relief...let see how tough you really think you are!!!!  
Yeah Yeah Yeah, I stubbed my toe once. Now that's real pain!  "
wat a man stubbed your toe do you want a meddle Michael you deserve bring knighted for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a baby just to show you women how easy it is..
I have had 6...one with no pain relief...let see how tough you really think you are!!!! "
Hmmm snap have had six five with absolutely no pain relief and only has on first but then again produce a needle an I turn into a quivering bag of nerves so I wouldn't dream of any painkillers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have a baby just to show you women how easy it is..
I have had 6...one with no pain relief...let see how tough you really think you are!!!!
Hmmm snap have had six five with absolutely no pain relief and only has on first but then again produce a needle an I turn into a quivering bag of nerves so I wouldn't dream of any painkillers "
take my hat off girls noooo pain relief first two pain relief last one I had nothing. Tell ya if my last one was my first be an only child. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have had 6...one with no pain relief...let see how tough you really think you are!!!!
Yeah Yeah Yeah, I stubbed my toe once. Now that's real pain! "
ahhhh poor michael...did it hurt for long..you poor thing and no one taking pity awwww NOT!!!...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have had 6...one with no pain relief...let see how tough you really think you are!!!!
Yeah Yeah Yeah, I stubbed my toe once. Now that's real pain! "
And I bet you took no pain relief either?
Women say childbirth is so bad but nothing compared to being hit in the nads. You don't hear a fella get smacked there and then a year later, turn to their partner and suggest doing it again! |
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