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"water
food
and comely maid to rub in my sun cream"
Sheesh cj its a desert island u drink coconut milk and eat the fruit but u will need to bring the suncream for the comely maiden |
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A Woman Friday [ or even 2 or more ]
Beer / Wine / Fridge / Generator / Petrol
And an Oven & Sink for Woman Friday !
Ohh and ear plugs for most of above !
Before you Ladies start " JOKE "
Dirk x |
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"A flock of sheep. 
Pmsl Ur easily pleased Michael "
Easily pleased, I may well be, but when was the last time you arrived home late from work and your sheep asked you where you were until this hour?
Sheep don't ask if their bum looks big in this.
No sheep has ever hassled me for looking at another sheep.
No sheep has ever accused me of having an affair, just because I did something nice for her.
You can't make a warm coat out of a woman's hair every winter without her complaining.
On the down side, you can only eat a sheep once, but at least you don't have to gargle with jayes fluid afterwards, although I know that was an unusually dark moment.
Sheep are our friends! |
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"A flock of sheep.
Pmsl Ur easily pleased Michael
Easily pleased, I may well be, but when was the last time you arrived home late from work and your sheep asked you where you were until this hour?
Sheep don't ask if their bum looks big in this.
No sheep has ever hassled me for looking at another sheep.
No sheep has ever accused me of having an affair, just because I did something nice for her.
You can't make a warm coat out of a woman's hair every winter without her complaining.
On the down side, you can only eat a sheep once, but at least you don't have to gargle with jayes fluid afterwards, although I know that was an unusually dark moment.
Sheep are our friends! "
PSML Michael
How do sheep hearders practice safe sex?
Marking the sheep with a big X of the ones that kick!
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"A flock of sheep.
Pmsl Ur easily pleased Michael
Easily pleased, I may well be, but when was the last time you arrived home late from work and your sheep asked you where you were until this hour?
Sheep don't ask if their bum looks big in this.
No sheep has ever hassled me for looking at another sheep.
No sheep has ever accused me of having an affair, just because I did something nice for her.
You can't make a warm coat out of a woman's hair every winter without her complaining.
On the down side, you can only eat a sheep once, but at least you don't have to gargle with jayes fluid afterwards, although I know that was an unusually dark moment.
Sheep are our friends!
PSML Michael
How do sheep hearders practice safe sex?
Marking the sheep with a big X of the ones that kick!
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Micheal had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Micheal went, the lamb was sure to blow. It followed him to work one day, to finish what it started, and just when Micheal slipped it in, the poor lamb went and sharted. Lol |
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"Micheal had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Micheal went, the lamb was sure to blow. It followed him to work one day, to finish what it started, and just when Micheal slipped it in, the poor lamb went and sharted. Lol"
I would have said farted
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I like it!
That's actually a fantasy of mine. Maybe tomorrow will be my lucky day, although I'm really not sure what sharted means? A fart in that situation could indeed bring a whole new layer of pleasure to the experience, once there was no follow through, although shit happens  |
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"I like it!
That's actually a fantasy of mine. Maybe tomorrow will be my lucky day, although I'm really not sure what sharted means? A fart in that situation could indeed bring a whole new layer of pleasure to the experience, once there was no follow through, although shit happens "
. Michael is a scatman |
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"I like it!
That's actually a fantasy of mine. Maybe tomorrow will be my lucky day, although I'm really not sure what sharted means? A fart in that situation could indeed bring a whole new layer of pleasure to the experience, once there was no follow through, although shit happens . Michael is a scatman "
How appropriate that Scatman was a shite singer. |
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