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For my own amusement I'm going to start my own record of some of the funny or unusual excuses I've been given for people cancelling on me last minute. Feel free to add your own.
These were all from well-verified accounts, I had vetted, and vanilla met in-person.
1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"
2. A bull had charged him shoulder and he was in too much pain.
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"For my own amusement I'm going to start my own record of some of the funny or unusual excuses I've been given for people cancelling on me last minute. Feel free to add your own.
These were all from well-verified accounts, I had vetted, and vanilla met in-person.
1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"
2. A bull had charged him shoulder and he was in too much pain.
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Too intense, well, I never!!! |
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"For my own amusement I'm going to start my own record of some of the funny or unusual excuses I've been given for people cancelling on me last minute. Feel free to add your own.
These were all from well-verified accounts, I had vetted, and vanilla met in-person.
1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"
2. A bull had charged him shoulder and he was in too much pain.
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Had to read the Bull one a second time. I thought for a second it was a human 'Bull'  |
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When I initially joined fab, over 10 years ago, I went on a blind date for a coffee.
I was 15 minutes chatting with a lady before I realised it was the wrong person!
Which leads me to the best excuse I was afforded by a no show to a gang bang daytime party I organised.
"I'm sorry I didn't make it today, I went to the wrong house, really fancied the woman who answered the door so stayed there instead"
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Whole family unexpectedly landed at his house and he couldn't send a single message till the next day. They "landed" at his house on a Saturday evening at 9.30pm 🤔🤣
Another person decided that location for a coffee didn't suit any more 20 mins before the arranged time, after confirming about 4 times that the time and location does suit him well 🙄 |
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By *dfabMan 2 weeks ago
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"For my own amusement I'm going to start my own record of some of the funny or unusual excuses I've been given for people cancelling on me last minute. Feel free to add your own.
These were all from well-verified accounts, I had vetted, and vanilla met in-person.
1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"
2. A bull had charged him shoulder and he was in too much pain.
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1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"
This is a chronic condition known as Wigwam Teepee  |
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"1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense""
Yep, I've had that a number of times, or he'd cum too quickly. 🤷♀️
The best excuse was probably the handbrake coming off in his hand and he was parked on a hill so couldn't leave the car. The conversation went from 0 to nuts very quickly. I told Fred Flinstone to relax, and hoped he would get rescued quickly. |
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"1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"
Yep, I've had that a number of times, or he'd cum too quickly. 🤷♀️
The best excuse was probably the handbrake coming off in his hand and he was parked on a hill so couldn't leave the car. The conversation went from 0 to nuts very quickly. I told Fred Flinstone to relax, and hoped he would get rescued quickly. "
Are you sure he said the handbrake?  |
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"1. He was afraid the sex would be "too intense"
Yep, I've had that a number of times, or he'd cum too quickly. 🤷♀️
The best excuse was probably the handbrake coming off in his hand and he was parked on a hill so couldn't leave the car. The conversation went from 0 to nuts very quickly. I told Fred Flinstone to relax, and hoped he would get rescued quickly. "
This is the best one yet, I laughed out loud with that image dancing in my brain. |
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