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Funny expressions….

By *onnachakeane OP Man 7 days ago

Dundrum

An older colleague in work from West of Ireland rolls out random sayings, expressions…..

Earlier today he glanced at another colleague and goes “you’ve a smug grin on ya like a cat with a cream flavoured arsehole” 🤣

Just rolled off the tongue…. Still chuckling about it… all in delivery too…

By *ofistimacatedMan 6 days ago

cavan town

She has a tongue that would clip a hedge

By *onnachakeane OP Man 6 days ago

Dundrum

😆

Or she’d ate an apple through a tennis racket..

By *TinyDelight-Woman 6 days ago

City Centre

"I've just come across your profile" always amuses me 🙂

By *eys00Man 6 days ago

have boots will travel

""I've just come across your profile" always amuses me 🙂"

The spelling of that word can tell a lot about how the conversation will go 😂

By *iscuits8Man 6 days ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

She'd tear down Disneyland looking for mickey!

By *onnachakeane OP Man 6 days ago

Dundrum

🤣

He’d tear up the floorboards looking for pipe….

By *rTromboneMan 6 days ago

clonmel youghal dungarvan triangle

A mate of mine referring to his boss's wife " if I had a garden full of cocks, she wouldn't get a look over the wall"

By *onnachakeane OP Man 6 days ago

Dundrum

🤣

Another hilarious one… Irish guy overheard on a building site looking for work in Australia… he was asked can he drive a JCB, forklift… other etc

He replies “yeah I can drive it all, the only thing I can’t drive is a soft mickey”