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By *og-Man OP Man 2 weeks ago
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Why do so many people say bye bye bye bye bye when they hang up the phone
Why do people walk along talking into their phone instead of putting it up to their ear and having a private conversation
Why do so many people get the wrong answer to the question
What is half of 20 plus 20 |
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Why do people post strange questions on forums?
Why do people try to arrange hotel meets with strangers?
Why do my kids not eat unless I cook for them?
Why does a bank holiday week feel longer thana normal one?
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"Why did they chamge all milk cartons lids to white.
Why is there a leap day.
Why did they change Marathon to Snickers.
Why do we yawn.
Why do men have nipples.
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1) For easier recycling. Colour contamination was a problem with the old coloured lids.
2) Our trip around the sun takes 365.25 days. You can't have a quarter day so we save them up and throw in a full day every four years.
3) It was out called Marathon here and I'm Britain so they just charged it to the name they used everywhere else in the world.
4) Yawning is still not fully understood but there are some theories. One is that it helps release hormones that improve alertness and it's our body trying to keep us sharp and awake.
5) I think we all start out as the same thing in the womb. By the time gender is assigned everyone already has nipples but in the case of male babies they don't develop any further.
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"Why did they chamge all milk cartons lids to white.
Why is there a leap day.
Why did they change Marathon to Snickers.
Why do we yawn.
Why do men have nipples.
1) For easier recycling. Colour contamination was a problem with the old coloured lids.
2) Our trip around the sun takes 365.25 days. You can't have a quarter day so we save them up and throw in a full day every four years.
3) It was out called Marathon here and I'm Britain so they just charged it to the name they used everywhere else in the world.
4) Yawning is still not fully understood but there are some theories. One is that it helps release hormones that improve alertness and it's our body trying to keep us sharp and awake.
5) I think we all start out as the same thing in the womb. By the time gender is assigned everyone already has nipples but in the case of male babies they don't develop any further.
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"Why did they chamge all milk cartons lids to white.
Why is there a leap day.
Why did they change Marathon to Snickers.
Why do we yawn.
Why do men have nipples.
1) For easier recycling. Colour contamination was a problem with the old coloured lids.
2) Our trip around the sun takes 365.25 days. You can't have a quarter day so we save them up and throw in a full day every four years.
3) It was out called Marathon here and I'm Britain so they just charged it to the name they used everywhere else in the world.
4) Yawning is still not fully understood but there are some theories. One is that it helps release hormones that improve alertness and it's our body trying to keep us sharp and awake.
5) I think we all start out as the same thing in the womb. By the time gender is assigned everyone already has nipples but in the case of male babies they don't develop any further.
Mr Bloody Know It All 🤣🤣"
I picked the easy ones tbf.  |
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"Why did they chamge all milk cartons lids to white.
Why is there a leap day.
Why did they change Marathon to Snickers.
Why do we yawn.
Why do men have nipples.
1) For easier recycling. Colour contamination was a problem with the old coloured lids.
2) Our trip around the sun takes 365.25 days. You can't have a quarter day so we save them up and throw in a full day every four years.
3) It was out called Marathon here and I'm Britain so they just charged it to the name they used everywhere else in the world.
4) Yawning is still not fully understood but there are some theories. One is that it helps release hormones that improve alertness and it's our body trying to keep us sharp and awake.
5) I think we all start out as the same thing in the womb. By the time gender is assigned everyone already has nipples but in the case of male babies they don't develop any further.
Mr Bloody Know It All 🤣🤣
I picked the easy ones tbf. "
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Why do people walk along talking into their phone instead of putting it up to their ear and having a private conversation
Why do so many people get the wrong answer to the question
What is half of 20 plus 20 "
It's usually because of hearing aids in my experience. They don't work to hold your phone up to your ear.
And half of 20 is 10 plus 20 makes 30 |
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Why do people walk along talking into their phone instead of putting it up to their ear and having a private conversation
Why do so many people get the wrong answer to the question
What is half of 20 plus 20
It's usually because of hearing aids in my experience. They don't work to hold your phone up to your ear.
And half of 20 is 10 plus 20 makes 30"
The importance of a comma..
Half of 20, plus 20 is 30.
Half of 20 plus 20 is 20. |
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Why do people walk along talking into their phone instead of putting it up to their ear and having a private conversation
Why do so many people get the wrong answer to the question
What is half of 20 plus 20
It's usually because of hearing aids in my experience. They don't work to hold your phone up to your ear.
And half of 20 is 10 plus 20 makes 30
The importance of a comma..
Half of 20, plus 20 is 30.
Half of 20 plus 20 is 20."
Or maybe even the other way around, or maybe not at all.
I'm only confusing myself now.
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By *ataWoman 2 weeks ago
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"Why do people post strange questions on forums?
Why do people try to arrange hotel meets with strangers?
Why do my kids not eat unless I cook for them?
Why does a bank holiday week feel longer thana normal one?
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Oh that's good to know that I'm not the only one who feels like the week is endless despite me only working 4 days!!!! |
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"And half of (20+20) is 20 Why ?"
Half of 20 plus 20 or 20÷2+20=30
No brackets, therefore division/multiplication then addition/subtraction because of the BIDMAS rule
(20+20)÷2=20
Brackets first then division/multiplication. Brackets take precedence over other operations
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Why do I always end up travelling facing backwards on the train, no matter how many times I try and select a different facing seat?
Why do I always forget my phone?
Why isn’t everyone on fab? Do they know they are missing out? |
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By *og-Man OP Man 2 weeks ago
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"Why do I always end up travelling facing backwards on the train, no matter how many times I try and select a different facing seat?
Why do I always forget my phone?
Why isn’t everyone on fab? Do they know they are missing out?"
There's something .....I'd stand rather than face backwards on a train .... |
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"Why do I always end up travelling facing backwards on the train, no matter how many times I try and select a different facing seat?
Why do I always forget my phone?
Why isn’t everyone on fab? Do they know they are missing out?
There's something .....I'd stand rather than face backwards on a train ...."
It makes me feel like I’m travelling backwards in time 😂 |
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By *og-Man OP Man 2 weeks ago
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"Why do I always end up travelling facing backwards on the train, no matter how many times I try and select a different facing seat?
Why do I always forget my phone?
Why isn’t everyone on fab? Do they know they are missing out?
There's something .....I'd stand rather than face backwards on a train ....
It makes me feel like I’m travelling backwards in time 😂"
Does the train get up to 88 mph |
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"Why do I always end up travelling facing backwards on the train, no matter how many times I try and select a different facing seat?
Why do I always forget my phone?
Why isn’t everyone on fab? Do they know they are missing out?
There's something .....I'd stand rather than face backwards on a train ....
It makes me feel like I’m travelling backwards in time 😂
Does the train get up to 88 mph "
There’s a man with white hair a few seats up looks very like Doc 😂 |
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Why will 2 of my Grandchildren not eat anything but cereal and toast?
Why do birds seem to chirp more earlier in the morning than in the late afternoon?
Why do people feel it's fine to just stop to chat to others with no regards to blocking the footpath?
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Would the world be more colorful if it rained candies Skittles?
Can you swim in iced tea?
Would the world be a better place if kangaroos could fly?
Are direct current and alternating current fixed and variable costs? |
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By *oo32Man 2 weeks ago
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"Why did they chamge all milk cartons lids to white.
Dunno
Why is there a leap day.
The earth doesnt orbit the sun in precisely 365 days
Why did they change Marathon to Snickers.
Globalmarketing
Why do we yawn.
To wake us up
Why do men have nipples.
It's before gestation
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"Why is the thing you lost always in the last place you look ?
Almost every child of Prague statue has lost its head why?
Why is there always pieces left over when putting something back together?
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1) normal people stop searching after they've found what they were looking for
2) you'd lose the head as well if people kept putting you out overnight in the rain.
3) Ah sure look.. |
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"Why is the thing you lost always in the last place you look ?
Almost every child of Prague statue has lost its head why?
Why is there always pieces left over when putting something back together?
1) normal people stop searching after they've found what they were looking for
2) you'd lose the head as well if people kept putting you out overnight in the rain.
3) Ah sure look.. "
Are you here to answer all the questions?
I've a list. I'll pm you |
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"Why is the thing you lost always in the last place you look ?
Almost every child of Prague statue has lost its head why?
Why is there always pieces left over when putting something back together?
1) normal people stop searching after they've found what they were looking for
2) you'd lose the head as well if people kept putting you out overnight in the rain.
3) Ah sure look..
Are you here to answer all the questions?
I've a list. I'll pm you "
I'm only going for the low hanging fuit tbh |
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Why do women laugh at me when I take my trousers off 😔
Why did I only grow to 3” 2 inches in height,
Why don’t people hold the door open for me when I’m carrying heavy gear,
Why do women only see me as an object and not a person. 😔
Why have I got so much ass hair and fuck all chest hair 💔
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