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Just had to call out a vet for a sick farm animal and I KNOW the price of the vet treatment is going to be far above the commercial value of the animal and I'm going to end up paying for the callout plus the meds and it will probably end up dying anyway  |
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Never being able to pick my own seats at the 3arena and yet I can at the Sse arena Belfast. Ticketmaster is painful.
Butter being a little on the hard side to spread. You just know it's gonna tear ribbons in that fresh sourdough you just bought. The fear is real.
There's a growing trend to not send a dick pic anymore. Yep, you read that right. Instead they've came up with a cunning plan to assault our eyes with a dick video. They just lay there, stroking their penis, with their pants halfway down. And yes, it's as grim as it sounds.
Somebody is also whispering to men that women love guys in dirty work clothes and it ain't me. Whoever you are, please stop.
Apart from that, everything is tickety boo. 😉 |
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"Those plastic bottle lids always get in the way when you try and pour stuff"
Or when you cut open a milk carton as suggested, you pick it up from the sides just enough pressure to hold it and out it spurts all over the place.  |
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"Just had to call out a vet for a sick farm animal and I KNOW the price of the vet treatment is going to be far above the commercial value of the animal and I'm going to end up paying for the callout plus the meds and it will probably end up dying anyway "
I listened to a radio documentary a few years back about a big farm in Down that reared continental breeds of cattle. It looked great from a distance but the most profitable person connected with the farm was the local vet and profits were almost non existentent despite an enormous turnover and plenty of award winning animals.
Eventually someone convinced the owner to switch to raising Angus instead. He halved the herd number and more than doubled his profits, as well as being able to reduce his own labour input. His quality of life was remarkably improved. The vet was gutted though. |
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People slopping chewing with their mouth open. Lads that go around with a bunch of keys hanging off them like wtf? The new lids on recycling bottles pain in the hole tbh and the irish government aaaaaargh |
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Butter being a little on the hard side to spread. You just know it's gonna tear ribbons in that fresh sourdough you just bought. The fear is real.
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Butter up.
As the bread rises during cooking, butter up in that direction and you will rarely rip it asunder. Imagine the bread is a naughty little buttcheek, the direction you would give it a playful slap, that's the right direction, to slap on the butter. |
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Never being able to pick my own seats at the 3arena and yet I can at the Sse arena Belfast. Ticketmaster is painful.
Some gigs you can as it's being introduced on a phased basis but it's down to promoter which is MCD which is owned by live nation which also owns Ticketbastard and 3Arena funny enough |
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"Putting all my empty plastic bottles into the machine and getting my money back voucher
Buy my coffee and get back into the car
Realise I forgot to use the money back voucher "
I'm not sure the reTurn machines count as minor issues but they drive me up the walls. Bottles with proper undamaged bar codes being rejected while bottles purchased outside the state, without a deposit paid, are accepted. Ffs! Grrrrr!  |
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"Why do fellas always wear white socks in porn vids???
really? I never look at socks 🫢 I don't even know if they have them at all 🤨"
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On here, socks of any colour are optional but wearing a glove is much more important it seems if you want to play..... |
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Them corks on milk cartons and re turn machines when we already paying well for a recycling bin
People knocking on doors trying to sell electricity or broadband or maybe convert you to some religion |
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"Just had to call out a vet for a sick farm animal and I KNOW the price of the vet treatment is going to be far above the commercial value of the animal and I'm going to end up paying for the callout plus the meds and it will probably end up dying anyway "
Literally my dad at the moment! Animal died this morning and had the vet out 3 times, animal turned a corner was doing great, woke up this morning and they died during the night! |
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The waitresses hiding in a corner to jump out on me the second I have my mouth full to ask if everything is ok. Every. Single. Bloody. Time.
I swear there's a worldwide conspiracy against me an my photo is besides the kitchen door in every food outlet!  |
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Where do I start!!!
Fuckers who INSIST on letting me know they are still alive with their loud breathing!!
People been so kind to include me in their phone calls having them on speaker and talking loudly
Assholes In “customer service” who have the personality of a cabbage |
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"Why do fellas always wear white socks in porn vids???
really? I never look at socks 🫢 I don't even know if they have them at all 🤨
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On here, socks of any colour are optional but wearing a glove is much more important it seems if you want to play....."
No glove no love my man |
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"The waitresses hiding in a corner to jump out on me the second I have my mouth full to ask if everything is ok. Every. Single. Bloody. Time.
I swear there's a worldwide conspiracy against me an my photo is besides the kitchen door in every food outlet! "
I swear those waitresses do that on purpose!!! |
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People sitting in coffee shops on video calls which everybody has yo listen to.
Shop assistants who stand at the till talking to other staff and don't even acknowledge you. And they just keep talking.
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"Blokes talking shite in the sauna. They don't even know each other but for some reason feel obligated to talk about sport, traffic or the weather.
It's a sauna. Just shut the fuck up."
I've been in saunas in Europe and there's signs on the wall telling you to shut up  |
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"Blokes talking shite in the sauna. They don't even know each other but for some reason feel obligated to talk about sport, traffic or the weather.
It's a sauna. Just shut the fuck up.
I've been in saunas in Europe and there's signs on the wall telling you to shut up "
How did they know you were coming?🤣 |
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"Blokes talking shite in the sauna. They don't even know each other but for some reason feel obligated to talk about sport, traffic or the weather.
It's a sauna. Just shut the fuck up.
I've been in saunas in Europe and there's signs on the wall telling you to shut up
How did they know you were coming?🤣"
Cause I was shouting I'm Cumming  |
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"Blokes talking shite in the sauna. They don't even know each other but for some reason feel obligated to talk about sport, traffic or the weather.
It's a sauna. Just shut the fuck up.
🤣
I've been in saunas in Europe and there's signs on the wall telling you to shut up
How did they know you were coming?🤣
Cause I was shouting I'm Cumming "
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"Blokes talking shite in the sauna. They don't even know each other but for some reason feel obligated to talk about sport, traffic or the weather.
It's a sauna. Just shut the fuck up.
🤣
I've been in saunas in Europe and there's signs on the wall telling you to shut up
How did they know you were coming?🤣
Cause I was shouting I'm Cumming "
Add "people who cum in saunas" to the list. 😂😂😂 |
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Bad drives.
People who sit in the overtaking lane going nowhere.
Wrong lane on the roundabout.
People who can't use indicators.
Pulling up on the left when your turning right at the junction.
Please don't get me started silly B######s |
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"Bad drives.
People who sit in the overtaking lane going nowhere.
Wrong lane on the roundabout.
People who can't use indicators.
Pulling up on the left when your turning right at the junction.
Please don't get me started silly B######s "
People who park inappropriately in disabled spaces 🤔🤭 |
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"Bad drives.
People who sit in the overtaking lane going nowhere.
Wrong lane on the roundabout.
People who can't use indicators.
Pulling up on the left when your turning right at the junction.
Please don't get me started silly B######s "
So BMW drivers |
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"Bad drives.
People who sit in the overtaking lane going nowhere.
Wrong lane on the roundabout.
People who can't use indicators.
Pulling up on the left when your turning right at the junction.
Please don't get me started silly B######s
So BMW drivers "
Yes Bogman a 251 mh reg one yesterday with no indicators it had all the extras but no indicators 🫣🫣 |
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When drivers have a car with Bluetooth but still insist on talking into their phone up against their ears
Drivers at traffic lights that go on their phone and miss the green light but go through on amber and you miss the lights |
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People who think they own the road and won't pull in when the space is on their side incase they dirty a tired god forbid.
I sat a particularly person out for half an hour because of this I was sick of being the nice guy 😇😇 |
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"The school run. Kill me.
Last year I had 5 kids in 4 different schools. Don't ask. This year's it's "only" 3 different schools"
2 different schools, 3 different pick up times and trapped in the car for an hour everyday while we wait on the last one 🫠 |
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"People who think they own the road and won't pull in when the space is on their side incase they dirty a tired god forbid.
I sat a particularly person out for half an hour because of this I was sick of being the nice guy 😇😇"
What does sat someone out mean? |
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I've a wee touch of OCD and like to do things right so lots of minor things annoy me, like wearing socks during sex looks so wrong,don't be sitting in an overtaking lane on motorway doing 110, clowns who slow down coming up to traffic lights only to break it when it goes red, baad spelling |
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By *P_80Man 3 days ago
Waterford |
YouTube ads.
Not so much the ads themselves as I understand why they're there.
But it's the timing of the ads.
Had a lovely meditation video on yesterday and I was all zen when all of a sudden your one Vogue was telling me about her washing.
Ruined the vibe altogether. |
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By *astelloWoman 3 days ago
Far far away |
Sandwiches that are 10e for a sliver of poxy ham.
Re turn machines... give me patience.
Vape stickers on bins..
Rubbish left in trolleys for you to throw away. Lack of coins for the trolly.
Kittens that don't use litter boxes
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By *_05Man 2 days ago
D11 |
"Sandwiches that are 10e for a sliver of poxy ham.
Re turn machines... give me patience.
Vape stickers on bins..
Rubbish left in trolleys for you to throw away. Lack of coins for the trolly.
Kittens that don't use litter boxes
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Was just going to say Re turn machines!
You spend ages filling up bags and have to drag then to the shops thinking you'll get something worthwhile and turns out it's 4 euro |
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Pleasantries, people that require the pretense of liking each other to work together. I am a professional (great other thread) and will do my job as well as I can, but I don't need to like my colleagues, sometimes it's easier if I don't.
But the false fuckin pleasantries..... Ahhhgggggggg 💥 |
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Where to begin....
People who talk at treble volume on public transport.
People not using headphones.
When you go to the deli to get your favourite sandwich and they don't have that one item that makes it.
When somebody dies and everyone is afraid to say what a prick they actually were.
People who don't listen just wait for their turn to speak.
Reece Witherspoon. |
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By *D24Couple 5 hours ago
Dublin |
"Never being able to pick my own seats at the 3arena and yet I can at the Sse arena Belfast. Ticketmaster is painful.
Butter being a little on the hard side to spread. You just know it's gonna tear ribbons in that fresh sourdough you just bought. The fear is real.
There's a growing trend to not send a dick pic anymore. Yep, you read that right. Instead they've came up with a cunning plan to assault our eyes with a dick video. They just lay there, stroking their penis, with their pants halfway down. And yes, it's as grim as it sounds.
Somebody is also whispering to men that women love guys in dirty work clothes and it ain't me. Whoever you are, please stop.
Apart from that, everything is tickety boo. 😉"
I felt the butter one in my soul 😂 |
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