On my previous profile, I’d met a lady for coffee, then she said she needed to go into Dunnes to get a few bits and tag along to continue our chat. Got to checkout and throwing the stuff up on the checkout and the cashier said how much it was and this lady I was with, told me to hurry up and pay. I said what for, it’s your shopping and it was a weeks shop. She said she would fuck me later on if I paid. I walked out chuckling to myself and left her there. After a few abusive mails here from her, she blocked me. |
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"On my previous profile, I’d met a lady for coffee, then she said she needed to go into Dunnes to get a few bits and tag along to continue our chat. Got to checkout and throwing the stuff up on the checkout and the cashier said how much it was and this lady I was with, told me to hurry up and pay. I said what for, it’s your shopping and it was a weeks shop. She said she would fuck me later on if I paid. I walked out chuckling to myself and left her there. After a few abusive mails here from her, she blocked me. "
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"On my previous profile, I’d met a lady for coffee, then she said she needed to go into Dunnes to get a few bits and tag along to continue our chat. Got to checkout and throwing the stuff up on the checkout and the cashier said how much it was and this lady I was with, told me to hurry up and pay. I said what for, it’s your shopping and it was a weeks shop. She said she would fuck me later on if I paid. I walked out chuckling to myself and left her there. After a few abusive mails here from her, she blocked me.
Did you at least help her put the shopping in the bags?"
She was packing the other end while I was throwing them up on the checkout for most of it. 
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"On my previous profile, I’d met a lady for coffee, then she said she needed to go into Dunnes to get a few bits and tag along to continue our chat. Got to checkout and throwing the stuff up on the checkout and the cashier said how much it was and this lady I was with, told me to hurry up and pay. I said what for, it’s your shopping and it was a weeks shop. She said she would fuck me later on if I paid. I walked out chuckling to myself and left her there. After a few abusive mails here from her, she blocked me. "
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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"Il go . Once had a couple message me . Lived in same town .
Can you wank off with condom on . Place it in a hedge send me the location so.i can retrieve it . Wtf I said no."
There was no beaating around the bush |
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By *om TangoMan 2 weeks ago
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"Il go . Once had a couple message me . Lived in same town .
Can you wank off with condom on . Place it in a hedge send me the location so.i can retrieve it . Wtf I said no."
I had something similar only it was a man I’d never met and wanted it posted. |
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I have a slightly deformed toe!
I call it my Chernobyl Toe lovingly!
I was with a women who was obsessed with it wanting to suck it.
Eventually she asked me to fuck both holes with it.
She was the first ever case of "athletes fanny"!
This was all true except for the last bit. |
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By *rRiosMan 2 weeks ago
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"Il go . Once had a couple message me . Lived in same town .
Can you wank off with condom on . Place it in a hedge send me the location so.i can retrieve it . Wtf I said no.
There was no beaating around the bush "
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"I have a slightly deformed toe!
I call it my Chernobyl Toe lovingly!
I was with a women who was obsessed with it wanting to suck it.
Eventually she asked me to fuck both holes with it.
She was the first ever case of "athletes fanny"!
This was all true except for the last bit. "
So she wasn't the first?  |
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By *om TangoMan 2 weeks ago
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"Twice I’ve been asked by men if I’d sell my snickers work clothes and once asked if I’d sell my work boots
And how much were you offered for said work attire...asking for a friend  "
It didn’t go that far. Block button was used |
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Once came across a cpl on another website who wanted to live out a fantasy of a role play of me being tied to a tree while she fucked me and her fella would arrive and catch us. I of course couldn't take that seriously which didn't go down well. Have also had a few looking for herself lingerie posted to them. Takes all sorts to make world go around as my mam says. |
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"Il go . Once had a couple message me . Lived in same town .
Can you wank off with condom on . Place it in a hedge send me the location so.i can retrieve it . Wtf I said no.
There was no beaating around the bush "
That’s hilarious Rosy |
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"Once came across a cpl on another website who wanted to live out a fantasy of a role play of me being tied to a tree while she fucked me and her fella would arrive and catch us. I of course couldn't take that seriously which didn't go down well. Have also had a few looking for herself lingerie posted to them. Takes all sorts to make world go around as my mam says."
A bit of tree hugging required I expect or should I sat “Three” |
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There has been so many
Some of the more usual ones are “can I buy your underwear” and “can I piss over you”
The most extreme would have been “can you shit on my chest”
There’s some strange people on here lol |
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"One rare one thats stuck with me was being asked to take a guys 'divorce' virginity.
Oh that's a really good one.
Will you take my Thursday evening virginity while you're at it?"
Thursday morning's gone is it 😂 Lucky bastard  |
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"There has been so many
Some of the more usual ones are “can I buy your underwear” and “can I piss over you”
The most extreme would have been “can you shit on my chest”
There’s some strange people on here lol "
jeez……that’s boke 🤢🤢 |
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