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By *radseman.jay OP Man 4 weeks ago

allover

Smile if you dare 😄

Coldest town in ireland ? Birrrrrr

Fastest town in ireland tuam!!

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By *isterladMan 4 weeks ago

killarney/tralee

What fruit loves going down a slide?

A kiwiiiiiiiiii .....

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By *laveishMan 4 weeks ago

kildare

What do you call a fly with no wings…….

A walk

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By *ettaManMan 4 weeks ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

What's made from leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple 4 weeks ago

kinkytown

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field

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By *amon.dMan 4 weeks ago

antrim

What do you call two robbers.

A pair of dirty knickers.

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By *uriousandboldCouple 4 weeks ago

Kildare

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo.

A wooly jumper

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By *rRiosMan 4 weeks ago

dublin

"Smile if you dare 😄

Coldest town in ireland ? Birrrrrr

Fastest town in ireland tuam!! "

Is it Offaly cold there?

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By *rown PrismWoman 4 weeks ago

Dublin

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Any idea how to drive this thing?”

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By *trong SwimmerMan 4 weeks ago

North Wicklow

A Chinese restaurant in Wicklow has invented the world's heaviest soup.

They call it 'wan ton soup'!

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By *4thfloorTV/TS 4 weeks ago

Dublin

Who's the nicest person in a hospital?

The ultrasound guy.

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By *amon.dMan 4 weeks ago

antrim

"Who's the nicest person in a hospital?

The ultrasound guy."

Luv it. I'm going to use this one

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By *rmrs1234Couple 4 weeks ago

Waterford

My wife told me - sex is always better on holiday.

I was not expecting that on a postcard from Italy

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By *easingTimMan 4 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

My neighbour is mad at his wife

for sunbathing nude

I personally am on the fence

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By *NT50Couple 4 weeks ago

London and Ireland

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By *NT50Couple 4 weeks ago

London and Ireland

A friend told me to put all my wages on a horse called ‘Landfill’ … it was a rubbish tip.

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By *panishRebelMan 4 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Did you know that 100% of people who drink water will die!

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By *eadMeisterMan 4 weeks ago

near you...maybe

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese

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By *ichael McCarthyMan 4 weeks ago

Lucan

Two cows in a field. One says moooo. The other says "I was just about to say that"

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By *eadMeisterMan 4 weeks ago

near you...maybe

"Two cows in a field. One says moooo. The other says "I was just about to say that" "

😆😆😆

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By *eadMeisterMan 4 weeks ago

near you...maybe

What do you call a computer that can sing?

A Dell

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By *hynot xCouple 4 weeks ago

Sligo

"What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese"

What cheese can hide a horse..?

Mask-a-pony!

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By *ublinjonnMan 4 weeks ago

dublin

What do you call a sheep with no legs??

A cloud of course!!! 🤣🤣

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By *55 ManMan 4 weeks ago

South Kensington

"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Any idea how to drive this thing?”"

😂😂

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By *affa31Woman 4 weeks ago

Galway

"What fruit loves going down a slide?

A kiwiiiiiiiiii ..... "

I keep thinking about this and grinning 😅

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By *cotsguyyMan 4 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

What's invisible and smells like carrots ?

A rabbit's fart

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By *amon.dMan 4 weeks ago

antrim

I adopted a dog from the rescue kennel yesterday. He used to belong to the local blacksmith.

As soon as I brought him home he made a bolt for the door

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By *ohn019Man 4 weeks ago

IFSC

Here’s one for the Ladies

Why has a cow got a long face

If you’re tits was pulled twice a day but you only got bulled once a year

You would have a long face too

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By *eremy44Man 4 weeks ago

Wicklow

Him: what’s the difference between toilet paper and curtains…?

Her: I don’t know

Him: soooo it was you !

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By *otinmyeyeCouple 4 weeks ago

Los lobos

What do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs?

Gracias!

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