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By *affa31 OP Woman 2 days ago
Galway |
We haven’t done one in a while so should we do one tonight or tomorrow?
Let me know if you want to be auctioned. I won’t be able to put everyone in the auction, particularly all of the single guys who want in, so I will be selecting people who are active in the forums and who have good profiles. |
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By *affa31 OP Woman 2 days ago
Galway |
Right…Auction FAQs
How does it work?
The prizes are assigned a number. You comment on the thread, as often as you like, and try hit the markers that mean a prize. What makes it slightly more difficult to keep track of is that my posts don’t count so the prize marker doesn’t match the official post counter on the forum.
What do you mean double posting?
You can post as many times as you want but if you post twice in a row, one of those posts won’t be counted. This is to stop people acting the bollox.
Why isn’t post 175 used as the end prize?
With my messages taken out of the count, the post numbers don’t get to 175… unless the likes of _inden, _og-man and A la carte who are experts at posting after the 175 mark are around 
What do I win and how do I claim my prize?
If your post is deemed to match one of the post markers, you win a prize from that person. It could be a personalised pic, a coffee meet or something else chosen by that person. You claim your prize by pming the person or waiting for them to pm you. |
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"We haven’t done one in a while so should we do one tonight or tomorrow?
Let me know if you want to be auctioned. I won’t be able to put everyone in the auction, particularly all of the single guys who want in, so I will be selecting people who are active in the forums and who have good profiles. "
I would love to 🫶🏼🇨🇱 |
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"Right…Auction FAQs
How does it work?
The prizes are assigned a number. You comment on the thread, as often as you like, and try hit the markers that mean a prize. What makes it slightly more difficult to keep track of is that my posts don’t count so the prize marker doesn’t match the official post counter on the forum.
What do you mean double posting?
You can post as many times as you want but if you post twice in a row, one of those posts won’t be counted. This is to stop people acting the bollox.
Why isn’t post 175 used as the end prize?
With my messages taken out of the count, the post numbers don’t get to 175… unless the likes of _inden, _og-man and A la carte who are experts at posting after the 175 mark are around
What do I win and how do I claim my prize?
If your post is deemed to match one of the post markers, you win a prize from that person. It could be a personalised pic, a coffee meet or something else chosen by that person. You claim your prize by pming the person or waiting for them to pm you. "
lord I am completely lost i won't lie lol |
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By *rRiosMan 2 days ago
dublin |
" lord I am completely lost i won't lie lol"
I am prize post 69, assigned by Jaffa. Whoever posts on the thread in the 69th position wins whatever I offer as a prize (again, predetermined, for example a cup to tea together).
Double posting and Jaffa posting do not count towards the count. So post 69 could actually be post 75 by the website.
I don’t think I’m making this easier to understand it makes sense when it’s happening, I promise  |
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" lord I am completely lost i won't lie lol
I am prize post 69, assigned by Jaffa. Whoever posts on the thread in the 69th position wins whatever I offer as a prize (again, predetermined, for example a cup to tea together). Ok so am I not in then if I didn't get a number
Double posting and Jaffa posting do not count towards the count. So post 69 could actually be post 75 by the website.
I don’t think I’m making this easier to understand it makes sense when it’s happening, I promise "
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By *iscuits8Man 2 days ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
If you can't wrap your head around it, just get on the thread when it starts. Partake in some chit-chat. You'll find out after the thread ets full and shuts, and results are posted whether you landed on a number. BUT don't post twice on the trot. Think of it as buying raffle tickets. |
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By *acd03Man 2 days ago
Naughtyville |
"If you can't wrap your head around it, just get on the thread when it starts. Partake in some chit-chat. You'll find out after the thread ets full and shuts, and results are posted whether you landed on a number. BUT don't post twice on the trot. Think of it as buying raffle tickets."
Is there a ubiquitous tin of USA Assorted Biscuits, speaking of raffle tickets |
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By *affa31 OP Woman 2 days ago
Galway |
"If you can't wrap your head around it, just get on the thread when it starts. Partake in some chit-chat. You'll find out after the thread ets full and shuts, and results are posted whether you landed on a number. BUT don't post twice on the trot. Think of it as buying raffle tickets."
You’re in yea?
Oh _indennnnnn |
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By *iscuits8Man 2 days ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"If you can't wrap your head around it, just get on the thread when it starts. Partake in some chit-chat. You'll find out after the thread ets full and shuts, and results are posted whether you landed on a number. BUT don't post twice on the trot. Think of it as buying raffle tickets.
You’re in yea?
Oh _indennnnnn"
The prize I won last time... I provisionally arranged a coffee, injured myself and couldn't drive for a couple of months  I must actually contact them and see it'd still be on 
I'm sure there's loooads of other willing victims... volunteers I mean |
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By *affa31 OP Woman 2 days ago
Galway |
"If you can't wrap your head around it, just get on the thread when it starts. Partake in some chit-chat. You'll find out after the thread ets full and shuts, and results are posted whether you landed on a number. BUT don't post twice on the trot. Think of it as buying raffle tickets.
You’re in yea?
Oh _indennnnnn
The prize I won last time... I provisionally arranged a coffee, injured myself and couldn't drive for a couple of months I must actually contact them and see it'd still be on
I'm sure there's loooads of other willing victims... volunteers I mean"
Ah but your fear and distress keeps me entertained! |
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By *iscuits8Man 2 days ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"If you can't wrap your head around it, just get on the thread when it starts. Partake in some chit-chat. You'll find out after the thread ets full and shuts, and results are posted whether you landed on a number. BUT don't post twice on the trot. Think of it as buying raffle tickets.
You’re in yea?
Oh _indennnnnn
The prize I won last time... I provisionally arranged a coffee, injured myself and couldn't drive for a couple of months I must actually contact them and see it'd still be on
I'm sure there's loooads of other willing victims... volunteers I mean
Ah but your fear and distress keeps me entertained!"
Bullying in clear daylight and not once have admins ever stepped in 🙄 |
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By *rRiosMan 2 days ago
dublin |
"If you can't wrap your head around it, just get on the thread when it starts. Partake in some chit-chat. You'll find out after the thread ets full and shuts, and results are posted whether you landed on a number. BUT don't post twice on the trot. Think of it as buying raffle tickets."
It’s like a raffle, rather than an auction. A way more succinct way of saying it 🤦♂️ |
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By *affa31 OP Woman 2 days ago
Galway |
"If you can't wrap your head around it, just get on the thread when it starts. Partake in some chit-chat. You'll find out after the thread ets full and shuts, and results are posted whether you landed on a number. BUT don't post twice on the trot. Think of it as buying raffle tickets.
It’s like a raffle, rather than an auction. A way more succinct way of saying it 🤦♂️"
But auction sounds classier…not that there’s a single classy thing about all this
Fine…raffle |
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By *iscuits8Man 2 days ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"The Great Big Fab Auction Competition Raffle Contest Tombola... Game
With a guaranteed _indenbiccie draw  "
He's currently in my spare room, tied and gagged until the auction is over
Imagine the awkwardness of me trying to convince him it's not even anything sexual 😬 |
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"The Great Big Fab Auction Competition Raffle Contest Tombola... Game
With a guaranteed _indenbiccie draw
He's currently in my spare room, tied and gagged until the auction is over
Imagine the awkwardness of me trying to convince him it's not even anything sexual 😬"
Stop fibbing
He's currently bound and gagged in my dungeon awaiting orders
You need to come get him  |
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By *iscuits8Man 2 days ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"The Great Big Fab Auction Competition Raffle Contest Tombola... Game
With a guaranteed _indenbiccie draw
He's currently in my spare room, tied and gagged until the auction is over
Imagine the awkwardness of me trying to convince him it's not even anything sexual 😬
Stop fibbing
He's currently bound and gagged in my dungeon awaiting orders
You need to come get him "
I smell a 🐀
Be over in a couple of hours nonetheless... |
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"It's very straight forward
Imagine a game of hungry hippos but played by real people and everyone is in the nip
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A great description Bog, hungry hippos frantically trying to grab a prize
I quite often miss these auctions (it’s a raffle!) because they’re over in no time lol |
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By *indenMan 1 day ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Include us Jaffa please.
Us for a couple
Dan for a lady
J for a gentleman
😈
Hey do ye just want to try win people or do ye want to be raffled off? I have 1 space for a couple"
I missed this earlier, is Biscuit up for grabs this time?……  |
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By *iscuits8Man 1 day ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"Include us Jaffa please.
Us for a couple
Dan for a lady
J for a gentleman
😈
Hey do ye just want to try win people or do ye want to be raffled off? I have 1 space for a couple
I missed this earlier, is Biscuit up for grabs this time?…… "
Oh.. err... don't search back through the thread, you weren't mentioned at any stage |
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"Include us Jaffa please.
Us for a couple
Dan for a lady
J for a gentleman
😈
Hey do ye just want to try win people or do ye want to be raffled off? I have 1 space for a couple
I missed this earlier, is Biscuit up for grabs this time?……
Oh.. err... don't search back through the thread, you weren't mentioned at any stage"
I live for this love affair ❤️😆 |
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By *affa31 OP Woman 1 day ago
Galway |
"Include us Jaffa please.
Us for a couple
Dan for a lady
J for a gentleman
😈
Hey do ye just want to try win people or do ye want to be raffled off? I have 1 space for a couple
I missed this earlier, is Biscuit up for grabs this time?…… "
Oh you know it…happy new year |
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"Include us Jaffa please.
Us for a couple
Dan for a lady
J for a gentleman
😈
Hey do ye just want to try win people or do ye want to be raffled off? I have 1 space for a couple
I missed this earlier, is Biscuit up for grabs this time?……
Oh.. err... don't search back through the thread, you weren't mentioned at any stage
I live for this love affair ❤️😆"
It's not a love affair, it's just pure lust. 😁 |
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By *indenMan 1 day ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
"Include us Jaffa please.
Us for a couple
Dan for a lady
J for a gentleman
😈
Hey do ye just want to try win people or do ye want to be raffled off? I have 1 space for a couple
I missed this earlier, is Biscuit up for grabs this time?……
Oh.. err... don't search back through the thread, you weren't mentioned at any stage"
Oh I don’t mind if I wasn’t mentioned, as long as you were…….😙😬
" I live for this love affair ❤️😆"
Me too, swoon…….🤗
" Oh you know it…happy new year "
It certainly has the prospect of being a very happy new year…….🤞🤞😬
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By *affa31 OP Woman 1 day ago
Galway |
"Include us Jaffa please.
Us for a couple
Dan for a lady
J for a gentleman
😈
Hey do ye just want to try win people or do ye want to be raffled off? I have 1 space for a couple
Raffle us away 😈"
Great! Ok so I have my list of victims.
Raffle will start at 7pm today |
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By *indenMan 1 day ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
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Great! Ok so I have my list of victims.
Raffle will start at 7pm today "
I’ll put the kettle on for a cuppa in hopefully anticipation of catching me something to go with it later……🎣🍪😉😬 |
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Great! Ok so I have my list of victims.
Raffle will start at 7pm today
I’ll put the kettle on for a cuppa in hopefully anticipation of catching me something to go with it later……🎣🍪😉😬"
Give the rest of us a chance |
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Great! Ok so I have my list of victims.
Raffle will start at 7pm today
I’ll put the kettle on for a cuppa in hopefully anticipation of catching me something to go with it later……🎣🍪😉😬"
I was about to offer to brew |
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By *indenMan 1 day ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
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Great! Ok so I have my list of victims.
Raffle will start at 7pm today
I’ll put the kettle on for a cuppa in hopefully anticipation of catching me something to go with it later……🎣🍪😉😬
Give the rest of us a chance "
For was going to suggest I close my eyes and just use one hand……😲😬 |
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By *indenMan 1 day ago
Naas which is South West of Dublin |
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Great! Ok so I have my list of victims.
Raffle will start at 7pm today
I’ll put the kettle on for a cuppa in hopefully anticipation of catching me something to go with it later……🎣🍪😉😬
I was about to offer to brew "
I’ll take that too, and desert?……. |
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I hate to be one to moan, in certain circumstances only.. but this thread is becoming very game-ist. I don't know how to play Hungry Hippos and so am feeling terribly excluded.
Could we not maybe change to Tiddlywinks or Monopoly?? Actually Monopoly Deal because my son got it fir Christmas and I know how to play it now.
It's about inclusivity people!! 💞 |
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"Maybe someone could offer a game of hungry hippos as a prize
We could re create it, like the episode of taskmaster where they had to do live versions of a game....🤣😇
My fricken balls 😱😱😱"
Shur they’re doing nothing else anyway |
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""Great! Ok so I have my list of victims.
Raffle will start at 7pm today "
Kettle on. Hot whiskey almost ready. Let's gooooo. "
Whiskeys gonna dull your reactions. Your gonna need cracker jack timing to beat _inden in the biscuit race |
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By * VaWoman 1 day ago
Dublin |
""Great! Ok so I have my list of victims.
Raffle will start at 7pm today "
Kettle on. Hot whiskey almost ready. Let's gooooo.
Whiskeys gonna dull your reactions. Your gonna need cracker jack timing to beat _inden in the biscuit race "
You're right! Firing the whiskey down the sink. Game on! |
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""Great! Ok so I have my list of victims.
Raffle will start at 7pm today "
Kettle on. Hot whiskey almost ready. Let's gooooo.
Whiskeys gonna dull your reactions. Your gonna need cracker jack timing to beat _inden in the biscuit race
You're right! Firing the whiskey down the sink. Game on!"
Get on the other thread ...how much whiskey did you have |
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