Orgasm free conception, 9 month gestation, surrounded by donkeys and dysfunctional in-laws, a bunch of impractical baby gifts delivered by "wize" old men, with a homicidal dictator in power.

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By *og-Man OP Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere

We could also call it the fab Naivety play

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By *aseylee324Couple 3 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

"Whoever gets to be Mary is really getting the short straw.

Orgasm free conception, 9 month gestation, surrounded by donkeys and dysfunctional in-laws, a bunch of impractical baby gifts delivered by "wize" old men, with a homicidal dictator in power.

Sounds like a lot of marriages

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By *rystalsswingCouple 3 weeks ago

Galway

"Whoever gets to be Mary is really getting the short straw.

Orgasm free conception, 9 month gestation, surrounded by donkeys and dysfunctional in-laws, a bunch of impractical baby gifts delivered by "wize" old men, with a homicidal dictator in power.

🤣🤣🤣

Reminds me of something 🤔

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By *rystalsswingCouple 3 weeks ago

Galway

"I'll be the Inn keeper and wear my school uniform 😇

Oh I hope there's room at the Inn🔥😉"

Let me check my book 🤓

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By *aseylee324Couple 3 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

I'll be the cynical voice-over

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By *acd03Man 3 weeks ago

Naughtyville

"I ll be the actual stable, you can all find refuge inside. "

Hahahahaha PMSL

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By *iscuits8Man 3 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"I'll take the role of Bad Santa

Yeah that's my favourite part of the nativity alright... when eh, Santa arrives 😂

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By *enitMan 3 weeks ago

Galway

"I'll be the Inn keeper and wear my school uniform 😇

Oh I hope there's room at the Inn🔥😉

Let me check my book 🤓"

I'll definitely check in

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By *elle111Woman 3 weeks ago

I will be a wise woman bringing gifts, it was Merlot that 3rd one brought wasn’t it?

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By *rystalsswingCouple 3 weeks ago

Galway

"I will be a wise woman bringing gifts, it was Merlot that 3rd one brought wasn’t it? "

Absolutely 😁 The first brought cab sav, 2nd was malbec and 3rd was merlot 😉

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By *elfastDMan 3 weeks ago

belfast

"Donkey "

I was going to say the donkey, Mary can get her leg over and ride me all the way to Bethlehem

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By *elle111Woman 3 weeks ago

"Absolutely 😁 The first brought cab sav, 2nd was malbec and 3rd was merlot 😉"

That is good failing that I was going to “Carry the watermelons”

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By *alvin.Man 3 weeks ago

Cork/Dublin

"Donkey

I was going to say the donkey, Mary can get her leg over and ride me all the way to Bethlehem "

I just want a lump of sugar. Or a carrot

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By *rystalsswingCouple 3 weeks ago

Galway

"Donkey

I was going to say the donkey, Mary can get her leg over and ride me all the way to Bethlehem

I just want a lump of sugar. Or a carrot"

😅😅

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By *og-Man OP Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere

Are we still allowed to put the mammies tea towel on our heads

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By *electableicecreamMan 3 weeks ago

The West

I'll be god and take care of the virgin

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By *rystalsswingCouple 3 weeks ago

Galway

"Are we still allowed to put the mammies tea towel on our heads "

It wouldn't be a nativity of you didn't! Handy for the clean up too 😇

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By *ushin realityCouple 3 weeks ago

swords

I will be the nurse on standby for health and safety issues as I have a lovely nursey outfit I like to get out often 😁😁😁

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By *elfastDMan 3 weeks ago

belfast

I’ll be the set painter

Doesn’t like the limelight but great behind the scenes

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By *og-Man OP Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere

"I will be the nurse on standby for health and safety issues as I have a lovely nursey outfit I like to get out often 😁😁😁"

You also like to get out of it often

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By *rDarcy37Man 3 weeks ago

lucan

Third tree to the left!

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By *adger BrocMan 3 weeks ago

Co. Cork

I will be the star that appears to guide the wise men.

A seasonal celestial sat nav of sorts.....

⭐🌟🌠🐪🐫🐪🤴👳‍♂️🤴👳🏿‍♀️

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By *exyScientistsCouple 3 weeks ago

Castlebar

I'll be the angel 😇 at the back. I've no words....

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By *amsevenMan 3 weeks ago

cork

I'll be Brian of nazereth. The annoyed neighbour who complains about that guesthouse of debauchery next door.

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By *TinyDelight-Woman 3 weeks ago

City Centre

I'll be the Angel Delight. 😇

I'll be hanging with the Three Wise Men backstage accepting their wisdom and presents on a hay bale. 😎

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

I m nominating Limerick Lady for the virginal birth, she ll be squirting all over the place.

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By *man1044Man 3 weeks ago

North Galway

I think be easy to find a donkey i have already come across some since i joined fab.

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By *og-Man OP Man 3 weeks ago

somewhere

"I'll be the Angel Delight. 😇

I'll be hanging with the Three Wise Men backstage accepting their wisdom and presents on a hay bale. 😎"

Is that the type of Angel Delight that likes to be spread over with her ass being licked or am I mixing up the threads

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By *tarboy300Man 3 weeks ago

DUBLIN/KILDARE

Ill play one of the wise men and bring a nice shiny gift

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

"Ill play one of the wise men and bring a nice shiny gift

It better be wrapped up, good and tight.

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By *ogladyWoman 3 weeks ago

The bog

"Ill play one of the wise men and bring a nice shiny gift

I'll be a magpie.. Attracted to shiny things.. 😉😉

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By *tarboy300Man 3 weeks ago

DUBLIN/KILDARE

"Ill play one of the wise men and bring a nice shiny gift

It better be wrapped up, good and tight. "

It always is. Takes a special recipient to unwrap it

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By *tarboy300Man 3 weeks ago

DUBLIN/KILDARE

"Ill play one of the wise men and bring a nice shiny gift

I'll be a magpie.. Attracted to shiny things.. 😉😉"

It might shine so bright, it could put your eye out

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman 3 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"Are we still allowed to put the mammies tea towel on our heads "

My son is for his play this week

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman 3 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

[Removed by poster at 16/12/24 16:18:59]

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

Who is the new messiah?

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By *ozzlesMan 3 weeks ago

galway

I'll be Joseph out the back knocking up a few wardrobes wondering how I got myself into this cuckolding business.

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By *oxic1998Woman 3 weeks ago

Belfast

Think I'll join the donkeys

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By *TinyDelight-Woman 3 weeks ago

City Centre

"I'll be Joseph out the back knocking up a few wardrobes wondering how I got myself into this cuckolding business. "

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman 3 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"I'll be Joseph out the back knocking up a few wardrobes wondering how I got myself into this cuckolding business. "

As opposed to knocking up Mary's mates??!

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By *razyNippleLoverMan 3 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

If I taught there was a fine lady in taking care of sheep, ie had a name for it , I'd be a shepherd !!

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By *ozzlesMan 3 weeks ago

galway

"I'll be Joseph out the back knocking up a few wardrobes wondering how I got myself into this cuckolding business.

As opposed to knocking up Mary's mates??!

Sharing is caring after all

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By *rystalsswingCouple 3 weeks ago

Galway

"I'll be Joseph out the back knocking up a few wardrobes wondering how I got myself into this cuckolding business. "

🤣🤣

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman 3 weeks ago

Athlone

Think I'll just be the North Star, people can come and follow me.

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By *eestar10Man 3 weeks ago

cavan

I’ll be the donkey

At least I’ll get a ride for Xmas

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By *exyScientistsCouple 3 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Think I'll just be the North Star, people can come and follow me."

Well, we're all doing that anyway 🤣

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By *ady N Red SocialsCouple (FF) 3 weeks ago

Longford

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By *ozzlesMan 3 weeks ago

galway

"Think I'll just be the North Star, people can come and follow me."

Status quo so!!

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman 3 weeks ago

Athlone

"I'll be the angel 😇 at the back. I've no words...."

Let angels guide you on your lofty quest.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman 3 weeks ago

There and Here

I played Mary in my school nativity... I've a funny notion I'd be disqualified now

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By *ogladyWoman 3 weeks ago

The bog

"Ill play one of the wise men and bring a nice shiny gift

I'll be a magpie.. Attracted to shiny things.. 😉😉

It might shine so bright, it could put your eye out

Once it's not my good ill be fine.. 😂😂😂

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman 3 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"I played Mary in my school nativity... I've a funny notion I'd be disqualified now

I was Mary three times.. or thrice a virgin as I like to say

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