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Are some goldfish just dicks?

By *ourtJester OP Man 2 weeks ago

carlow

I've this one gold fish and quite frankly he's just a dick, dare I say arsehole.

Unsociable to all the other fish I attempt to introduce to the point I now have 2 tanks, one just for him.

Only eats one colour of the flakes and waits time I'm watching him till he shits like it's some sort of power move. Anyone else had this experience?

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By *ourtJester OP Man 2 weeks ago

carlow

"I've this one gold fish and quite frankly he's just a dick, dare I say arsehole.

Unsociable to all the other fish I attempt to introduce to the point I now have 2 tanks, one just for him.

Only eats one colour of the flakes and waits till I'm watching him till he shits like it's some sort of power move. Anyone else had this experience?"

*waits till I'm watching not waits time. Stupid autocarrot

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By *exyScientistsCouple 2 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I've this one gold fish and quite frankly he's just a dick, dare I say arsehole.

Unsociable to all the other fish I attempt to introduce to the point I now have 2 tanks, one just for him.

Only eats one colour of the flakes and waits time I'm watching him till he shits like it's some sort of power move. Anyone else had this experience?"

Surely if he's unsociable he just stays away from the other fish? Did he ask for his own tank?

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By *ourtJester OP Man 2 weeks ago

carlow

Takes little chunks out of them. He didn't ask for his own tank but the other fish formed a union and demanded one.

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By *he KakapoMan 2 weeks ago

A nice rock

Back in my day fish had respect for their owners.

Any of them that took anbotbout of another fish would have gotten a clip around the gill.

This woke nonsense is why no fish can afford their own tanks these days

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By *razyNippleLoverMan 2 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

I think dicks are goldfish ??

Same memory span

Flaps around

Sometimes Koi

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By *eralt80Man 2 weeks ago

cork

Maybe the other goldfish are the dicks and he wanted to get away from them

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By *s LollyWoman 2 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Sounds very fishy to me 🐟🐠🐡

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By *rRiosMan 2 weeks ago

dublin

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By *rRiosMan 2 weeks ago

dublin

"I think dicks are goldfish ??

Same memory span

Flaps around

Sometimes Koi"

Sometimes they don’t know they’re plaice

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By *razyNippleLoverMan 2 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Can't belive we took the bate on this one !!!

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By *razyNippleLoverMan 2 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

"I think dicks are goldfish ??

Same memory span

Flaps around

Sometimes Koi

Sometimes they don’t know they’re plaice "

Ha ha your only Cod ing !!!

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By *istletoe KissesWoman 2 weeks ago

There and Here

He's got you hook, line and sinker and left you floundering

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By *og-ManMan 2 weeks ago

somewhere

I have 50 fish in my tank and one crab who's job is to look tough and try to eat the fish

He's caught only one so far

It's a jungle out there

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By *exyScientistsCouple 2 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Takes little chunks out of them. He didn't ask for his own tank but the other fish formed a union and demanded one.

Flush him

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By *razyNippleLoverMan 2 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

"Takes little chunks out of them. He didn't ask for his own tank but the other fish formed a union and demanded one.

Flush him "

Batter him

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By *adger BrocMan 2 weeks ago

Co. Cork

The other fish should have hidden behind the sunken treasure chest and shouted Find us through their fingers at him.....

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By *oo32Man 2 weeks ago

tipperary

Change around the tank move stuff around maybe put more stuff in....put him in last or second last after you take them all out

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By *edknobsMan 2 weeks ago

mullingar

Clever fish if he can drive a tank... watch out for Russian drones now though

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By *rakesterlingMan 2 weeks ago

Dublin

The poor goldfish is just misunderstood, maybe it needs an appropriate partner?

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By *ant111Man 2 weeks ago

Dublin 6

Maybe the suit is putting him off his stroke

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By *lueLotusWoman 2 weeks ago

the wilderness

I had two back in the day, a standard goldie called Mr Shankly and a gothy black one called Charlotte Sometimes. One day Mr Shankly ate Charlotte Sometimes.

That was a dick move, yeah.

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By *asual777Man 2 weeks ago

i travel all over

This is in the top 3 thread titles of 2024

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By *ourtJester OP Man 2 weeks ago

carlow

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By *ourtJester OP Man 2 weeks ago

carlow

"This is in the top 3 thread titles of 2024"

Tanks I think

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By *23somethingnewMan 2 weeks ago

kildare

Is his name klaus..?

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