So I am currently injured and it's in area where I do have an old sex injury that brought me to the minor injuries unit followed by 6 months of physio.
I had a wild session that resulted in sploosh on kitchen tiles I forgot to clean up only to go straight down on my shoulder tearing my rotator cuff 🙈
Still that can't be match by the near adventure to A&E with a lost butt plug .... (I didn't end up in A&E - the butt plug was retrieved, I have yet to find my dignity after that event).
So Fabsters - cheer me up - what sex injuries have brought you or brought you close to an A&E trip!! |
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By *amo887Man 2 weeks ago
Limerick/Dublin |
Once was on a dirty weekend away and during the moment of passion i went head first with force off the wooden headboard knocking myself out for few seconds and possibly gave myself a concussion but refused to go to a&e to have to explain how happened |
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"Once was on a dirty weekend away and during the moment of passion i went head first with force off the wooden headboard knocking myself out for few seconds and possibly gave myself a concussion but refused to go to a&e to have to explain how happened "
That's how I felt about the lost butt plug incident 😅😅😅 |
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By *og-ManMan 2 weeks ago
somewhere |
During a moment of passion she pushed one way and I pushed the other
Torn banjo string was the result
Home made bandages and tender care for a few days
Everytime my foreskin pulled back the cut reopened for 2 years before I did something about it and got circumcised
Imagine getting a night time erection after that operation ....you actually feel the stitches stretching
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We almost lost a but plug once..... I was toying it while doing doggy.... Still brings out a cold sweat on both of us.... Stlii gota laugh though at the near miss it was to a trip to a+e. ... Poorly designed plug tbf..... Long gone from toy collection |
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Very tender and sore with bruises after a few guys at a party a little bit of blood but never been to A&E.
Spanked and beaten on the arse with a riding crop and was pretty bruised which raised concern of the girl who was Hollywood waxing me weeks later! |
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By *amo887Man 2 weeks ago
Limerick/Dublin |
"Didn't happen me, but my brother brought this girl back to his hotel room, she was giving him oral, when she had an epileptic fit. Not enough damage for A&E, and I will never let him forget. "
He could say his dick was so mind blowing it made her fit tho |
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Fall off a bed once, that was more funny than sore.
Worst one and i imagine it’s common enough, doggy and I slipped out as she went to add little extra thrust, we didn’t line up exactly and I got a bent cock, and she got a bruised booty  |
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Once at a private house (fab) party. Half way through the night it was a break and all down to the kitchen for nibbles. As I sat down the lady I had just finished playing with bumped a candle and the wax all pored directly on top of my manhood.
I know some people are into that but its not for me. |
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By *amo887Man 2 weeks ago
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"Once at a private house (fab) party. Half way through the night it was a break and all down to the kitchen for nibbles. As I sat down the lady I had just finished playing with bumped a candle and the wax all pored directly on top of my manhood.
I know some people are into that but its not for me. "
She probably just wanted something to remember you by so thought wax work |
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By *ombikerMan 2 weeks ago
the right side of the river |
Broke a bed and my foot with it.
Two obliging ladies were in the 69 position with the lowers head and the uppers lower extremities at the foot of the bed while I was doing as any good gentleman would do alternating between the lady bits and an adventurous mouth with my manhood.
Anyway during some vigorous thrusting the legs at that end of the bed gave way with the bed landing on my foot along with its occupants.
And yes, I finish the job 
I limped around for a few days before getting an X-ray. A couple of broken bones in my foot. A plastic brace thing to stop me moving my toes and ankle for a few weeks.
But it was worth it ha ha |
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By *dfabMan 2 weeks ago
Dunboyne |
Not a sex injury but cracked my ankle years ago. Hospital and a cast.
Best sex for the next 6wks. Any time I felt I was getting close I just banged the leg on floor/bed and all sensation went to foot and I could continue fucking without cumming for ages. Poor GF was knackered but seemed very happy at the same time  |
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Unfortunate incident with a girl back in my early teens, had both my nipples pierced(bars not rings), she was playing with them with her tounge ,, got stuck in her braces, she panicked and pulled back, bloody n sore with the bar styck in her mouth, both in A&E for thzt. |
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Had my cock sucked way too hard once, popped a blood vessel at the tip of the cock... I thought I caught something dodgy... Went to the specialist, who proceeded to explain what that was, suppressed a smile, took 200 yoyos off me, and my pride with it... |
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Playing with candles ,great fun but a few days later was in the clinic thinking what the hell had happened to my cock, it looked like a stock of pepperoni, turns out that heavily scented candle wax shouldn't be poured over your penis, no matter how good it feels
🎸🐓🎄🥳🍆💦🐖👌🏻🎅🏻 |
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By *dfabMan 2 weeks ago
Dunboyne |
"Let's just say much as I love eating pussy, there's a reason I'd rather the lady were on her back rather than sitting on my face nowadays "
Betting she was a redhead?
One of them almost broke my nose and she was on her back!
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Not me that ended up in a&e but a fb.
Went for a drive and pulled into a laneway for some fun. She was giving me a bj and I was fingering her pussy when she stopped what she was doing. U thought she was enjoying my finger action. But no she was diabetic and her insulin levels had dropped to low and she had blacked out.
I had to get her seated up re-dress her and get her to hospital. Minimum information as to cause of black out given. Thankfully all was ok after a few hours on a drip.
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