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"Guys don't walk up to a woman in a bar, get their dick out and say "Hey"
Not in the bars I went to anyway, and some were pretty ropey.  "
This and all the other charming first messages some men send on here 🤦♀️ |
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By *og-ManMan 6 weeks ago
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Nobody tells me any secret messages about other people in real life
I never buy donuts in real life
In real life I stay in hotels for work and never hear lots of riding going on in the same corridor
Blokes don't wink at me in real life |
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"Nobody tells me any secret messages about other people in real life
I never buy donuts in real life
In real life I stay in hotels for work and never hear lots of riding going on in the same corridor
Blokes don't wink at me in real life "
No doughnuts in the real world is not a world I want to love in tbh |
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My real life wardrobe consists of clothes that are more expensive the more material that goes into them.
My fab wardrobe consists of clothes that are more expensive according to the less material that goes into them. |
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"Guys don't walk up to a woman in a bar, get their dick out and say "Hey"
Not in the bars I went to anyway, and some were pretty ropey.
This and all the other charming first messages some men send on here 🤦♀️"
hey how are you is a good approach in a bar . |
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"In the vanilla life straight men aren’t in situations where their genitals are in contact with other men’s during Dp/Dvp etc
In real life most people don't know what DP/DVP is!"
In my RL innocence I thought DP was Dorothy Perkins and DVP was a courier service.  |
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"In the vanilla life straight men aren’t in situations where their genitals are in contact with other men’s during Dp/Dvp etc
In real life most people don't know what DP/DVP is!
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In my RL innocence I thought DP was Dorothy Perkins and DVP was a courier service. "
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"In the vanilla life straight men aren’t in situations where their genitals are in contact with other men’s during Dp/Dvp etc
In real life most people don't know what DP/DVP is!
In my RL innocence I thought DP was Dorothy Perkins and DVP was a courier service. "
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"In RL when someone asks what you're into they'd probably be taken aback if I answered "threesomes with bi guys, face sitting and a bit of impact play""
I think they may need a defibrillator after that answer lol |
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"In the vanilla life straight men aren’t in situations where their genitals are in contact with other men’s during Dp/Dvp etc
In real life most people don't know what DP/DVP is!
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Department of Development? What do I win? |
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