I've hit a midweek slump slightly early......
Give me your best suggestions to get myself some gardening leave or at least to distract me from the massive pile of horror that it's currently my to do list..... |
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By *adbobbilMan 9 weeks ago
Wicklow, Carlow, Wexford, Kilkenny |
Tell your boss that you think Simon Harris will be an effective and competent leader of the country over the next few years. Even if your boss is a FG supporter he will assume you are have some sort of mental health episode and se d you home for a few days to get some rest |
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Have a wank , take a picture of your flacid after wank soft cock, (a feeble picture of the magnificent beast it was pre cumming, I'm sure), position it so a little bit of cum can be seen dribbling off the top of this useless piece of skin, then put the slogan "A NEW ENERGY" over it , print it off and position it all around the office beside pictures of the current "chief".
Stand back and watch the result. |
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Close your eyes and rock back and forth in your chair making a low keening noise. If anyone asks you if your ok scream 'your one of them!' as close to their face as possible.
Keep going until you get sectioned. You'll get a grand rest then. |
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By *adbobbilMan 9 weeks ago
Wicklow, Carlow, Wexford, Kilkenny |
"Rob all the teabags from the office
That should be listed as a crime against humanity 🤬
Unless they are Barry’s and then he has done the world a favour!"
It was Lyons teabags 😭😭😭 |
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By *s LollyWoman 9 weeks ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"Rob all the teabags from the office
That should be listed as a crime against humanity 🤬
Unless they are Barry’s and then he has done the world a favour!
It was Lyons teabags 😭😭😭"
Nooooooooooooo😱 |
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"Staple a fat sausage to the door / desk of all neighbouring colleagues, with a post it saying, "have a sauvage Tuesday" "
That could be mistaken for “Art” and be worth a fortune like the banana taped to a wall !!
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