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By *ornywife20 OP Couple 13 weeks ago

North Cork

Why is it fig rolls go hard and other biscuits go soft.

So if I wait long enough will the hard fig rolls so soft and the soft biscuits go hard again.

And don't get me started on how Jacobs get the figs into the fig rolls .

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By *leasurer77Man 13 weeks ago

Athlone

Because they are not biscuits....

I'll get the popcorn!

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By *adbobbilMan 13 weeks ago

Wicklow, Carlow, Wexford, Kilkenny

Fig rolls never lasted long enough to go hard in this house

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By *razyNippleLoverMan 13 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Are we talking about fig rolls and biscuits or Penises ? Or is it just my filthy mind ?

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By *adbobbilMan 13 weeks ago

Wicklow, Carlow, Wexford, Kilkenny

"Are we talking about fig rolls and biscuits or Penises ? Or is it just my filthy mind ? "

I'd imagine it's a lot harder to get figs into a penis than it is into a fig roll

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By *oo32Man 13 weeks ago

tipperary

"Why is it fig rolls go hard and other biscuits go soft.

So if I wait long enough will the hard fig rolls so soft and the soft biscuits go hard again.

And don't get me started on how Jacobs get the figs into the fig rolls ."

Moisture loss and moisture gain

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By *iscuits8Man 13 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"...other biscuits go soft."

Stop making that public please. It's only when I've had a bit too much to drink, honestly...

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By *razyNippleLoverMan 13 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

"...other biscuits go soft.

Stop making that public please. It's only when I've had a bit too much to drink, honestly..."

LOL,

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By *ipstick KissesWoman 13 weeks ago

There and Here

"Are we talking about fig rolls and biscuits or Penises ? Or is it just my filthy mind ? "

Another option for sounding 🤣

Pop a fig or two up there CNL

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By *og-ManMan 13 weeks ago

somewhere

Is the rule cakes go hard and biscuits go soft and thats how Jaffa is a cake

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By *he KakapoMan 13 weeks ago

A nice rock

"Is the rule cakes go hard and biscuits go soft and thats how Jaffa is a cake "

Jaffa's a dose

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By *og-ManMan 13 weeks ago

somewhere

"Is the rule cakes go hard and biscuits go soft and thats how Jaffa is a cake

Jaffa's a dose"

See you can get away with that

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By *he AmbassadorMan 13 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Do figrolls get horny before going soft,

Sure that happens to the best of us.

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By *adger BrocMan 13 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Figs may improve blood pressure and blood fat levels, which can help improve vascular health and blood flow to regions of the body that may require additional blood on occasion. It may be the cause of the biscuits going hard and may qlso answer the question of how "Jim got his fig into the fig hole"....

(Subject to further scientific research to prove hypotheses)

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman 13 weeks ago

Cork

"Is the rule cakes go hard and biscuits go soft and thats how Jaffa is a cake

Jaffa's a dose"

🍿

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By *affa31Woman 13 weeks ago

Galway

"Is the rule cakes go hard and biscuits go soft and thats how Jaffa is a cake

Jaffa's a dose"