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By *ionycus OP Man 5 weeks ago

Babylon

Sometimes they are hilarious, sometimes hurtful, my humour finds it hard to differentiate.

"You don't sweat much for a fat girl/guy" , probably one of my favorites

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By *amson4DelilahCouple 4 weeks ago

ballina

I love an older woman... 😫

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By *adbobbilMan 4 weeks ago

Wicklow, Carlow, Wexford, Kilkenny

Playing football (soccer) one day and the young lad I was marking turned to me and said that he didn't think a lad my size would be so quick

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By *ea ShellsWoman 4 weeks ago

Sligo

One of my unpublished verifications said words to the effect - not to worry about her age, she’s quite fit.

Age doesn’t define you. Personality and how you’re treated does.

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By *adger BrocMan 4 weeks ago

Co. Cork

"One of my unpublished verifications said words to the effect - not to worry about her age, she’s quite fit.

Age doesn’t define you. Personality and how you’re treated does. "

......

I'm often told I don't look....or act my age.

But it is what it is, so no point pretending anything different.

We are all one day older today than we were yesterday and will be even older tomorrow.

It's a question of attitude over arithmetic

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By *ealitybitesMan 4 weeks ago

Belfast

I sent a face pic in the lounge 4 or 5 years ago to the couple who started the face pic Friday thread.

They responded by saying I might have been hot if I wasn't fucking Irish.

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By *s LollyWoman 4 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Your good looking for a fat overweight woman 🤷

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By *hivers2020Woman 4 weeks ago

lolli land

You’re not as stupid as you look

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By *ot really famousMan 4 weeks ago

monaghan

I told my ex swinging partner her nipples were like wheel nuts off a scania...the first night we met...seemed to work..

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By *Belfast_FellaMan 4 weeks ago

belfast

“Nice dad bod.”

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By *rRiosMan 4 weeks ago

dublin

"“Nice dad bod.”"

Better than “nice bod dad”

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By *hiteKniteMan 4 weeks ago

Nearby

"I told my ex swinging partner her nipples were like wheel nuts off a scania...the first night we met...seemed to work..

Try telling her she’s nipples like monkeys fingers

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple 4 weeks ago

Northern Ireland

You are really pretty close up

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By *panishRebelMan 4 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

I've bad eyesight but you look ok to me.

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By *og-ManMan 4 weeks ago

somewhere

You don't write on the forums as if you're as old as you actually are

Loved this one

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By *elfastSteamWhistleMan 4 weeks ago

bangor

*Takes trousers off*

You're not as big as I thought you'd be for the size if ye

Wait am I doing this right?

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By *istletoe KissesWoman 4 weeks ago

There and Here

Recently someone told me my thumb looked like a penis...

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By *istletoe KissesWoman 4 weeks ago

There and Here

The most frequent one I get is "you're not fat, you're gorgeous"

Eh hello? Can I not be both?

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By *ionycus OP Man 4 weeks ago

Babylon

"Recently someone told me my thumb looked like a penis..."

Probably wanted you to put it up there butthole.

Why not ?

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By *og-ManMan 4 weeks ago

somewhere

"Recently someone told me my thumb looked like a penis..."

He's some idiot that fella who said that

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By *istletoe KissesWoman 4 weeks ago

There and Here

"Recently someone told me my thumb looked like a penis...

He's some idiot that fella who said that

He has a point though, and I'm growing attached to this new moniker. Is the week up yet?

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By *og-ManMan 4 weeks ago

somewhere

"Recently someone told me my thumb looked like a penis...

He's some idiot that fella who said that

He has a point though, and I'm growing attached to this new moniker. Is the week up yet?

Over drinks on Saturday

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By *istletoe KissesWoman 4 weeks ago

There and Here

"Recently someone told me my thumb looked like a penis...

He's some idiot that fella who said that

He has a point though, and I'm growing attached to this new moniker. Is the week up yet?

Over drinks on Saturday "

Phew!

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By *ionycus OP Man 4 weeks ago

Babylon

Yep, he definitely wants it in the butt

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By *og-ManMan 4 weeks ago

somewhere

"Yep, he definitely wants it in the butt "

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By *izzKathrynWoman 4 weeks ago

Drogheda

Went on a date with a guy I worked with. He told me he didn't understand how I was fat when I don't eat much.

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By *inky Bear and VicsCouple 4 weeks ago

Northern Ireland

"The most frequent one I get is "you're not fat, you're gorgeous"

Eh hello? Can I not be both? "

Yes. Absolutely. In fact, my preference as a Bi woman is women with something to hold on to. Plus...boobs.

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By *astelloWoman 4 weeks ago

Far far away

You've a pretty face. Full stop.

And.......

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By *og-ManMan 4 weeks ago

somewhere

"You've a pretty face. Full stop.

And....... "

You've a lovely eye in fairness

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By *astelloWoman 4 weeks ago

Far far away

My world is complete...

I used feel so pissed off when l heard that.. I guess the gorilla not greyhound look has to stay

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By *aulNewCoupl01Man 4 weeks ago

South Dublin

I heard a guy in a UK club tell a woman ‘That dress is stunning on you, it really hides your tummy’ before getting a slap and looking at us like ‘what did I do wrong?’

I can feel the awkwardness still just thinking about it.

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By *agic mike1Man 4 weeks ago

around

You look different in reality!!

You take a shit selfie!

Definitely not 2 compliments

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By *otownkid1967Man 4 weeks ago

Portlaoise

"The most frequent one I get is "you're not fat, you're gorgeous"

Eh hello? Can I not be both? "

Most definitely

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By *rRiosMan 4 weeks ago

dublin

It’s like a penis, only smaller

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By *ionycus OP Man 4 weeks ago

Babylon

From all your sisters, your pussy definitely tastes the best.

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