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What's the weirdest compliment you ever got
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By (user no longer on site) OP 20 weeks ago
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This morning a guy messaged to say I had nipples like fag butt's he'd love to suck on. On one of my last meets I told him he had a penis so large he could beat a donkey out of a wet bog with it. So what's the weirdest oddest compliment you have ever received or given  |
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By *og-ManMan 20 weeks ago
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"Was told I had nice heavy balls once.
It's a totally fine and very unique compliment but my brain went immediately to 'she weighs mens balls?'"
It's a long time since I read up on Archimedes' principle |
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I was told I'd the tastiest spunk she ever tasted, couldn't get enough of it , I was drinking loads of strawberry daiquiris the day before so I put it down to that. By round three there wasn't much left , but she kept trying
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"This morning a guy messaged to say I had nipples like fag butt's he'd love to suck on. On one of my last meets I told him he had a penis so large he could beat a donkey out of a wet bog with it. So what's the weirdest oddest compliment you have ever received or given "
You have got exceptional breasts , highlighted by fantastic nipples. |
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By *og-ManMan 20 weeks ago
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If a certain female fabber is reading this just be advised I'm getting embarrassed that I actually said this to you in PDI last month
I actually said to her
Look at you and the first time we met you were looking all dressed up and glamorous
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An hour ago someone I’ve never met messaged that they just came to my pics before goi g to work three times. That in itself isn’t so weird but my public pics aren’t really that great and I’m fully clothed, including a hat and scarf…… wonder if he has a wool
Fetish, interesting. |
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"An hour ago someone I’ve never met messaged that they just came to my pics before goi g to work three times. That in itself isn’t so weird but my public pics aren’t really that great and I’m fully clothed, including a hat and scarf…… wonder if he has a wool
Fetish, interesting. "
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"If a certain female fabber is reading this just be advised I'm getting embarrassed that I actually said this to you in PDI last month
I actually said to her
Look at you and the first time we met you were looking all dressed up and glamorous
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By *s LollyWoman 20 weeks ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"An hour ago someone I’ve never met messaged that they just came to my pics before goi g to work three times. That in itself isn’t so weird but my public pics aren’t really that great and I’m fully clothed, including a hat and scarf…… wonder if he has a wool
Fetish, interesting. "
I got that message to 😂😂 |
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"An hour ago someone I’ve never met messaged that they just came to my pics before goi g to work three times. That in itself isn’t so weird but my public pics aren’t really that great and I’m fully clothed, including a hat and scarf…… wonder if he has a wool
Fetish, interesting.
I got that message to 😂😂"
It wasn't me cause it was four times 🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 20 weeks ago
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"An hour ago someone I’ve never met messaged that they just came to my pics before goi g to work three times. That in itself isn’t so weird but my public pics aren’t really that great and I’m fully clothed, including a hat and scarf…… wonder if he has a wool
Fetish, interesting.
I got that message to 😂😂"
Me too there mustn't be a drop left in him |
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"An hour ago someone I’ve never met messaged that they just came to my pics before goi g to work three times. That in itself isn’t so weird but my public pics aren’t really that great and I’m fully clothed, including a hat and scarf…… wonder if he has a wool
Fetish, interesting.
I got that message to 😂😂
Me too there mustn't be a drop left in him "
Poor fella is away to work drained |
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By *s LollyWoman 20 weeks ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"An hour ago someone I’ve never met messaged that they just came to my pics before goi g to work three times. That in itself isn’t so weird but my public pics aren’t really that great and I’m fully clothed, including a hat and scarf…… wonder if he has a wool
Fetish, interesting.
I got that message to 😂😂
Me too there mustn't be a drop left in him
Poor fella is away to work drained "
No feelings in his hands left 🫱🍆😂 |
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"An hour ago someone I’ve never met messaged that they just came to my pics before goi g to work three times. That in itself isn’t so weird but my public pics aren’t really that great and I’m fully clothed, including a hat and scarf…… wonder if he has a wool
Fetish, interesting.
I got that message to 😂😂
Me too there mustn't be a drop left in him
Poor fella is away to work drained "
...im actually off today...  |
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Very first facepic Friday I took part in, I sent a pic to the couple who started the thread.
They didn't send one back in the spirit of their own thread but messaged to say I might be hot if I wasn't fucking Irish. |
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"Awww, you're so innocent!" 
(..which I am  )
Ha!!
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Well, some will guess that you're not the lady who paid me said compliment "
Well, some may guess that I have witnessed the non innocent side of you, and liked it x |
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A farmer messaged me and said I've an arse on me like a Charlois Heifer and he would have to be dug out of me.
Also another farmer, you have some pair on you, you'd raise 3 childer and have a jug of milk for the tae |
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"A farmer messaged me and said I've an arse on me like a Charlois Heifer and he would have to be dug out of me.
Also another farmer, you have some pair on you, you'd raise 3 childer and have a jug of milk for the tae "
Brilliant |
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"A farmer messaged me and said I've an arse on me like a Charlois Heifer and he would have to be dug out of me.
Also another farmer, you have some pair on you, you'd raise 3 childer and have a jug of milk for the tae "
...I can see where he's coming from..tbh |
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"A farmer messaged me and said I've an arse on me like a Charlois Heifer and he would have to be dug out of me.
Also another farmer, you have some pair on you, you'd raise 3 childer and have a jug of milk for the tae ...I can see where he's coming from..tbh "
Hahhah can ya |
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"A farmer messaged me and said I've an arse on me like a Charlois Heifer and he would have to be dug out of me.
Also another farmer, you have some pair on you, you'd raise 3 childer and have a jug of milk for the tae ...I can see where he's coming from..tbh
Hahhah can ya "
...I wouldn't have put it quite like that however, but he has a point.
Say hello to the twins for me... |
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"A farmer messaged me and said I've an arse on me like a Charlois Heifer and he would have to be dug out of me.
Also another farmer, you have some pair on you, you'd raise 3 childer and have a jug of milk for the tae "
Hilarious. And it’s a Fab arse! |
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"Youd be a horse of a man if ya had a tail
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I can kinda see where they're coming from weirdly enough. 😍
I can put on a Saddle for ya Tiny   "
I'm sure it'd be the ride of my life!
Kisses to you both 😘 |
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"A farmer messaged me and said I've an arse on me like a Charlois Heifer and he would have to be dug out of me.
Also another farmer, you have some pair on you, you'd raise 3 childer and have a jug of milk for the tae "
This is actually hilarious 😂🙈
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"A farmer messaged me and said I've an arse on me like a Charlois Heifer and he would have to be dug out of me.
Also another farmer, you have some pair on you, you'd raise 3 childer and have a jug of milk for the tae "
Lucky he didn't say a Belgian blue, hou would have been insulted  |
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By *ogladyWoman 20 weeks ago
The bog |
Most compliments are about me eyes I just say thanks they were buy one get one free in specsavers but I have to return one caise it's wonky.. 😬😬😂😂😂😂
I always get a lot of oh u look like like Ur pics with cloths on.. 😂😂😂 |
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By *og-ManMan 20 weeks ago
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"Most compliments are about me eyes I just say thanks they were buy one get one free in specsavers but I have to return one caise it's wonky.. 😬😬😂😂😂😂
I always get a lot of oh u look like like Ur pics with cloths on.. 😂😂😂"
Or you look like my favorite film star |
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By *ogladyWoman 20 weeks ago
The bog |
"Most compliments are about me eyes I just say thanks they were buy one get one free in specsavers but I have to return one caise it's wonky.. 😬😬😂😂😂😂
I always get a lot of oh u look like like Ur pics with cloths on.. 😂😂😂
Or you look like my favorite film star "
😂😂😂 Best compliment I ever got to this day.. |
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"An hour ago someone I’ve never met messaged that they just came to my pics before goi g to work three times. That in itself isn’t so weird but my public pics aren’t really that great and I’m fully clothed, including a hat and scarf…… wonder if he has a wool
Fetish, interesting. "
What a baaad man to have a wool fetish |
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I look more like the male lead from Glenroe than the one from Oceans 11. Fact
lol 