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By *og-Man OP Man 4 weeks ago
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There's some people on here that are just too sexy for their own good and can't cope with the amount of riding they get from fab
What should they do to their profile to help their bits recover and make themselves less appealing to others  |
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Rip off a few little bits of toilet paper and attach one or two slightly moistened bits in and around the folds of the foreskin/labia, and inside the buttcrack. Just enough so they are clearly visible on photos. |
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Pics taken on the toilet or with it right behind them! Although…maybe that’ll just change their target audience, not necessarily give them less attention
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"There's some people on here that are just too sexy for their own good and can't cope with the amount of riding they get from fab
What should they do to their profile to help their bits recover and make themselves less appealing to others "
No doubt speaking from personal experience, Monsiour Bog 
Confirm in bio, that you have an oddly shaped tool, currently experiencing ED, need pilgrimage levels of devotion to encourage hardness. Not guaranteeing any firm results.
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Make sure the room is really, really bright, then with the flash on the camera take a pic in front of a mirror with your pants around your ankles.
Added effect if you have one of those wallet phone cases flapping about in your hand! |
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By *aseylee324Couple 4 weeks ago
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"Make sure the room is really, really bright, then with the flash on the camera take a pic in front of a mirror with your pants around your ankles.
Added effect if you have one of those wallet phone cases flapping about in your hand!"
You forgot "dump the dirty laundry basket all over the floor" |
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"Make sure the room is really, really bright, then with the flash on the camera take a pic in front of a mirror with your pants around your ankles.
Added effect if you have one of those wallet phone cases flapping about in your hand!
You forgot "dump the dirty laundry basket all over the floor""
Along with some dirty finger nails! Cherry on top to this pic scenario |
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Explain to the irresistible, sexy sexers, that everyone only gives them attention, because they want to have sex with them.
They might need this broken down for them, their tiny brains might not have worked it out for themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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"Be a man  "
lol..
Umm one true tried method is posting 20 different angles of your cock, making it your profile pic and then complain that all women reject you are selfish fat bitches and make different posts about how life is unfair..
Bonus points if you have dick rot/cheese in some of the shots. |
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"Be a man
lol..
Umm one true tried method is posting 20 different angles of your cock, making it your profile pic and then complain that all women reject you are selfish fat bitches and make different posts about how life is unfair..
Bonus points if you have dick rot/cheese in some of the shots."
Top it off by mentioning how people can all buy their own coffee, but you ll accept applicants for a veri meet. |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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"Be a man
lol..
Umm one true tried method is posting 20 different angles of your cock, making it your profile pic and then complain that all women reject you are selfish fat bitches and make different posts about how life is unfair..
Bonus points if you have dick rot/cheese in some of the shots.
Top it off by mentioning how people can all buy their own coffee, but you ll accept applicants for a veri meet. "
Lmao.. now that’s Chaotically Unlawful. |
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"There's some people on here that are just too sexy for their own good and can't cope with the amount of riding they get from fab
What should they do to their profile to help their bits recover and make themselves less appealing to others "
....leave... |
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Write a 3000 word essay on your profile page that’s riddled with spelling and grammar errors. Be sure to mention that there’s no real wimin in this site, only hures and your colourful collection of STIs. |
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"Write a 3000 word essay on your profile page that’s riddled with spelling and grammar errors. Be sure to mention that there’s no real wimin in this site, only hures and your colourful collection of STIs."
No paragraphs or syntex allowed. |
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I think we ve nailed it for de men, now for de wimen.
Can't accommodate or travel.
Won't give general location details.
All pics very heavily curated.
Lenghty rules attached with codes and buzzwords woven into the text, which must be deciphered and mirrored in first message.
Size queen, pillow princess.
All men must have perfectly sculpted, gym fit bodies and recent sexual health tests, lady can be unhealthy and reckless.
Men to pay for hotels, no guarantee of anything happening. |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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"I think we ve nailed it for de men, now for de wimen.
Can't accommodate or travel.
Won't give general location details.
All pics very heavily curated.
Lenghty rules attached with codes and buzzwords woven into the text, which must be deciphered and mirrored in first message.
Size queen, pillow princess.
All men must have perfectly sculpted, gym fit bodies and recent sexual health tests, lady can be unhealthy and reckless.
Men to pay for hotels, no guarantee of anything happening. "
I shouldn’t have laughed as much as I did but I’ve seen this a few times.. usually I just leave a note “not compatible” and move on.. 🙈 |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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"Nothing gives me a limp dick faster than a long list of sentences that start with Don't.
Throw in a few close ups of your boobs and a gyno shot for good measure. No other pictures
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Gyno shot 🤣🤣 |
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"Rip off a few little bits of toilet paper and attach one or two slightly moistened bits in and around the folds of the foreskin/labia, and inside the buttcrack. Just enough so they are clearly visible on photos. "
Dying laughing |
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By *rRiosMan 4 weeks ago
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"Pick the right profile name and you'll be beating them off with a small stick
How about
Howsyourgeeforalodger
Shockingly, that name is not taken yet!
I checked before I wrote it "
Swap out a few letters and Badger could have a shiny new name! |
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"Pick the right profile name and you'll be beating them off with a small stick
How about
Howsyourgeeforalodger
Shockingly, that name is not taken yet!
I checked before I wrote it
Swap out a few letters and Badger could have a shiny new name! "
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Absolutely brilliant...😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂.
I am very tempted......
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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"There's some people on here that are just too sexy for their own good and can't cope with the amount of riding they get from fab
What should they do to their profile to help their bits recover and make themselves less appealing to others "
Gladly take some advice  |
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By *og-Man OP Man 4 weeks ago
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"There's some people on here that are just too sexy for their own good and can't cope with the amount of riding they get from fab
What should they do to their profile to help their bits recover and make themselves less appealing to others
Gladly take some advice "
Well played madam |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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"There's some people on here that are just too sexy for their own good and can't cope with the amount of riding they get from fab
What should they do to their profile to help their bits recover and make themselves less appealing to others
Gladly take some advice
Well played madam "
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