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If your aunt had balls.....
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Hadn't heard that before... | |||
"Ride me like you stole me
Hadn't heard that before...
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"Up she flew & the cock flattened er "Brilliant | |||
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"You'd eat chips out of her knickers " Aw that's so romantic, for Fab | |||
"You'd eat chips out of her knickers Aw that's so romantic, for Fab" We used to say it as teenagers ...always stuck with me | |||
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"Up she flew & the cock flattened er
Brilliant "Some of these sayings can be segregated to a particular county.. This one's widely used in donegal so I believe | |||
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"Up she flew & the cock flattened er
Brilliant
Some of these sayings can be segregated to a particular county..
This one's widely used in donegal so I believe "We'd say Rooster here in Tyrone | |||
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"He is the two halves of an ingrowing arsehole. " Brilliant! I love this 😁 | |||
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"Up she flew & the cock flattened er "And she never lost a feather 🪶 | |||
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"You'd eat chips out of her knickers " And use her piss for vinegar Just to complete the full saying | |||
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"Often heard about a lad with a lack of manual dexterity That lad couldn’t wipe his arse without getting shite to the elbow " Or if there was a plague of fleas he would be ate to death (The implication being that the hasn’t hands to scratch himself) | |||
"It's a pity your father didn't finish in Your mother's mouth 🤣" When they were born, instead of an birth certificate letter, the parents were given an apology letter from the condom factory  | |||
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"Even the Tide wouldn’t take her out." Variation... A sniper wouldn't take her out | |||
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"If my aunt had balls, she’d have more than me " | |||
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"I'm not gynaecologist but I know a c**t when I see one" When asked to perform a task not done before at work a good response is "I'm not a gynaecologist buts it's never held me back" | |||
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