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By *inky Bear and Vics OP   Couple 11 weeks ago

Northern Ireland

I have just, for the umpteenth time, been asked by someone with a low effort bio and blank pic profile if I want to know anything, ask away.

You messaged me! Why am I having to carry the mental burden of getting to know you! (I just blocked him).

What's your most annoying type of first message.

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By *iscuits8Man 11 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Hi

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By *rutus83Man 11 weeks ago

naas


"I have just, for the umpteenth time, been asked by someone with a low effort bio and blank pic profile if I want to know anything, ask away.

You messaged me! Why am I having to carry the mental burden of getting to know you! (I just blocked him).

What's your most annoying type of first message. "

I think it's very annoying when you get a mail from a single female sending me boob or fanny pic with a message asking " how are you ?" Even some couples do it too 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple 11 weeks ago

The West

"Do you remember me"

No, we don't. Because we've never met and we have no interest in your silly attempt to start a conversation.

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By *unflowerWoman 11 weeks ago

Dublin


"I have just, for the umpteenth time, been asked by someone with a low effort bio and blank pic profile if I want to know anything, ask away.

You messaged me! Why am I having to carry the mental burden of getting to know you! (I just blocked him).

What's your most annoying type of first message.

I think it's very annoying when you get a mail from a single female sending me boob or fanny pic with a message asking " how are you ?" Even some couples do it too 🤣🤣🤣 "

Let’s be honest, you had never received any of that 😉

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By *unflowerWoman 11 weeks ago

Dublin

Hi sexy…

3 dick picks with any stupid phrase

Your hot (nothing annoys me more than your and you’re)

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By *ot really famousMan 11 weeks ago

monaghan

I hate it when the female of a couple messages me,and asks to meet me on her own...the nerve of some people 😤

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By *I TwoCouple 11 weeks ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

Hows youse

"Block"

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By *elloMarylouWoman 11 weeks ago

mayo

Your hot

Or you look very sexy

Your gorgeous

I think seriously from the few pics I have you think I'm all of above yet I'm single lol

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By *rutus83Man 11 weeks ago

naas


"I have just, for the umpteenth time, been asked by someone with a low effort bio and blank pic profile if I want to know anything, ask away.

You messaged me! Why am I having to carry the mental burden of getting to know you! (I just blocked him).

What's your most annoying type of first message.

I think it's very annoying when you get a mail from a single female sending me boob or fanny pic with a message asking " how are you ?" Even some couples do it too 🤣🤣🤣

Let’s be honest, you had never received any of that 😉"

Maybe 🤣🤣

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By *inky Bear and Vics OP   Couple 11 weeks ago

Northern Ireland


"Hows youse

"Block""

Lol.

Just looking back at some of ours

Hey Kinkys (no pics)

Hi (two dick pics and one face pic that looks like he's on the run from prison after jumping over the wall)

Wat you at! (One dick pic)

And the multiple 'I'm in your area' messages.

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By *amanthaJones_LetsPlayWoman 11 weeks ago

borderarea

Morning

Followed by ..

Afternoon

Followed by

Evening

Followed by

Fuck tonight?

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple 11 weeks ago

The West

Actually one of the worst we get, although not had one in awhile.

It's a bloke below in Clare that keeps regurgitating couples accounts with pics taken from UK Fabers and Insta.

The give away is actually funny: the message is waaay to long. I think he is trying to imitate being all "girly" and completely over does it!

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By *inky Bear and Vics OP   Couple 11 weeks ago

Northern Ireland


"Actually one of the worst we get, although not had one in awhile.

It's a bloke below in Clare that keeps regurgitating couples accounts with pics taken from UK Fabers and Insta.

The give away is actually funny: the message is waaay to long. I think he is trying to imitate being all "girly" and completely over does it! "

That's worrying. I'll keep an eye out for that. Although outside our area so unlikely.

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By *rishmanabroadMan 11 weeks ago

Dublin/Belfast

I read ‘annoying low effort massages’ and jumped right in… that is a topic I want to get to grips with I thought… of course have seen I was wrong…

But yeah hate those ‘how are you?’ messages… Everyone needs to be excited on that first point of contact… I’ve noticed that when females make first contact it’s generally very different men. They often imply they’re attracted but won’t always outright say it. On my part that kicks in an instinct to explore the possibilities and I will definitely engage…

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By *I TwoCouple 11 weeks ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

And OMG some of the winks, unfortunately we click on them and you just can't unsee that horrible fat belly with a hairy cock below it yuk

Do these people actually look at their own photos

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By *og-ManMan 11 weeks ago

somewhere


"And OMG some of the winks, unfortunately we click on them and you just can't unsee that horrible fat belly with a hairy cock below it yuk

Do these people actually look at their own photos "

I did say sorry at the time

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By *asuallyChilledMan 11 weeks ago

Drogheda

"want your dic sucked"

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By *amanthaJones_LetsPlayWoman 11 weeks ago

borderarea


"And OMG some of the winks, unfortunately we click on them and you just can't unsee that horrible fat belly with a hairy cock below it yuk

Do these people actually look at their own photos "

100's of dic picks turn me off because of the lack of variety, body shaming is far worse though imo.

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By *ofusplusCouple 11 weeks ago

Limerick


"Actually one of the worst we get, although not had one in awhile.

It's a bloke below in Clare that keeps regurgitating couples accounts with pics taken from UK Fabers and Insta.

The give away is actually funny: the message is waaay to long. I think he is trying to imitate being all "girly" and completely over does it! "

He has another new one that messaged us a few days ago

For the op, the giveaway for us is multiple 'xxxxxxx' after every line, trying to sound all girly I presume

Amother trick is to follow the veri trail.

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By *unflowerWoman 11 weeks ago

Dublin


"And OMG some of the winks, unfortunately we click on them and you just can't unsee that horrible fat belly with a hairy cock below it yuk

Do these people actually look at their own photos "

That’s a swingers site, not top models. All people are different.

As much as I agree that dick pick shouldn’t be sent without asking it’s against the rules to bodyshame people.

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By *ot really famousMan 11 weeks ago

monaghan


"And OMG some of the winks, unfortunately we click on them and you just can't unsee that horrible fat belly with a hairy cock below it yuk

Do these people actually look at their own photos "

...obviously no one on this site does...

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By *inky Bear and Vics OP   Couple 11 weeks ago

Northern Ireland


"And OMG some of the winks, unfortunately we click on them and you just can't unsee that horrible fat belly with a hairy cock below it yuk

Do these people actually look at their own photos

That’s a swingers site, not top models. All people are different.

As much as I agree that dick pick shouldn’t be sent without asking it’s against the rules to bodyshame people."

I agree on this. I enjoy variety in body types and I'm no model myself. My partner on the other hand, is gorgeous. Don't know why he's with me half the time!

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By *amanthaJones_LetsPlayWoman 11 weeks ago

borderarea


"

As much as I agree that dick pick shouldn’t be sent without asking it’s against the rules to bodyshame people."

👏👏👏

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By *elloMarylouWoman 11 weeks ago

mayo


"I read ‘annoying low effort massages’ and jumped right in… that is a topic I want to get to grips with I thought… of course have seen I was wrong…

But yeah hate those ‘how are you?’ messages… Everyone needs to be excited on that first point of contact… I’ve noticed that when females make first contact it’s generally very different men. They often imply they’re attracted but won’t always outright say it. On my part that kicks in an instinct to explore the possibilities and I will definitely engage… "

I don't mind the how are you messages, I'll check the profile out and if they tick my boxes I'll reply.

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By *eremy44Man 11 weeks ago

Wicklow

Don’t have any as I don’t receive any 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

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By *atience178Couple 11 weeks ago

Dublin

Can I ask you something?

Really hate that one

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By *ethmeonfireMan 11 weeks ago

Dublin

Best one I have got so far is Go Back you Paki Cunt🤣🤣

Half educated fool doesn’t even know the difference between 2 countries

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar

Hi

Or

Can I fuck your Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"And OMG some of the winks, unfortunately we click on them and you just can't unsee that horrible fat belly with a hairy cock below it yuk

Do these people actually look at their own photos "

I think most people would find obnoxious rudness far worse to be fair.

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By *antasyFrolicksWoman 11 weeks ago

Behind The Bales

Literally just today

"I'd leave a load in you"

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By *inky Bear and Vics OP   Couple 11 weeks ago

Northern Ireland


"Literally just today

"I'd leave a load in you"

"

Yuck.

I had one similar. It was I'm going to drain my heavy cumming balls down your throat(on my singles profile. I was actually upset at that one. Also made me feel sick.

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By *og-ManMan 11 weeks ago

somewhere


"Best one I have got so far is Go Back you Paki Cunt🤣🤣

Half educated fool doesn’t even know the difference between 2 countries"

In fairness you're not a cunt either

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By *ethmeonfireMan 11 weeks ago

Dublin


"Best one I have got so far is Go Back you Paki Cunt🤣🤣

Half educated fool doesn’t even know the difference between 2 countries

In fairness you're not a cunt either "

🤣🤣

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By *inky Bear and Vics OP   Couple 11 weeks ago

Northern Ireland


"Best one I have got so far is Go Back you Paki Cunt🤣🤣

Half educated fool doesn’t even know the difference between 2 countries

In fairness you're not a cunt either

🤣🤣"

And yet I bet they don't organise events or give back to the community

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By *ethmeonfireMan 11 weeks ago

Dublin

[Removed by poster at 12/09/24 22:38:55]

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By *ethmeonfireMan 11 weeks ago

Dublin


"Best one I have got so far is Go Back you Paki Cunt🤣🤣

Half educated fool doesn’t even know the difference between 2 countries

In fairness you're not a cunt either

🤣🤣

And yet I bet they don't organise events or give back to the community "

For sure. No contribution at all. And being Brown and Bi on this site is not the best mixture to have.

So….

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By *inky Bear and Vics OP   Couple 11 weeks ago

Northern Ireland


"Best one I have got so far is Go Back you Paki Cunt🤣🤣

Half educated fool doesn’t even know the difference between 2 countries

In fairness you're not a cunt either

🤣🤣

And yet I bet they don't organise events or give back to the community

For sure. No contribution at all. And being Brown and Bi on this site is not the best mixture to have.

So…."

For some yes. And any of those people are racist and biphobic. So not worth worrying about.

I live in hope that there's lots of people on here who embrace diversity and sexualities. It's fair not to share common sexuality. If someone is straight they are straight. But no excuse for racism.

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By *ethmeonfireMan 11 weeks ago

Dublin


"Best one I have got so far is Go Back you Paki Cunt🤣🤣

Half educated fool doesn’t even know the difference between 2 countries

In fairness you're not a cunt either

🤣🤣

And yet I bet they don't organise events or give back to the community

For sure. No contribution at all. And being Brown and Bi on this site is not the best mixture to have.

So….

For some yes. And any of those people are racist and biphobic. So not worth worrying about.

I live in hope that there's lots of people on here who embrace diversity and sexualities. It's fair not to share common sexuality. If someone is straight they are straight. But no excuse for racism. "

Ah sure. Don’t have even a braincell to give to them🤣

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By *rialbyfire1235Man 11 weeks ago

South KK

‘U near?’ ‘U free now?’

Let me just jump in my car to meet you or invite you to my house, stranger that just happens to be driving around my area.

Filtering out messages from profiles with no verifications or not photo verified has cut out that crap, in fairness

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By *astelloWoman 11 weeks ago

Far far away

Can l tell you a joke?

Copy and pasted messages that they forget they sent you already..

Hi..pic attached....

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By *og-ManMan 11 weeks ago

somewhere

9 day load for emptying

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple 11 weeks ago

kinkytown

Hi or can I ask you a question? You just bloody did

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By *inky Bear and Vics OP   Couple 11 weeks ago

Northern Ireland


"9 day load for emptying "

That's gross

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By *rs is a fab fuckCouple 11 weeks ago

City


"Hows youse

"Block""

Sooo true

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By *unflowerWoman 11 weeks ago

Dublin


"Literally just today

"I'd leave a load in you"

Yuck.

I had one similar. It was I'm going to drain my heavy cumming balls down your throat(on my singles profile. I was actually upset at that one. Also made me feel sick. "

2 minutes ago!

You know what helps with flu? Me unloading my hot sperm in your throat 🤢🤮

Just FYI boys… sperm stings if gets into eyes or ache throat.

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By *unflowerWoman 11 weeks ago

Dublin


"Hi or can I ask you a question? You just bloody did"

And it’s always gonna be smth creepy 🥴

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By *exyScientistsCouple 11 weeks ago

Castlebar


"9 day load for emptying "

I'd say some people like that? Seems to be a thing on here... heavy cummer. A selling point? 🤔

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By *alvin.Man 11 weeks ago

Cork/Dublin


"And OMG some of the winks, unfortunately we click on them and you just can't unsee that horrible fat belly with a hairy cock below it yuk

Do these people actually look at their own photos

That’s a swingers site, not top models. All people are different.

As much as I agree that dick pick shouldn’t be sent without asking it’s against the rules to bodyshame people."

Well said. Correct👍

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By *otvanilla876Man 11 weeks ago

Inchicore

I personally don't mind low effort first messages, at least they're easy to ignore.

What irks me is when someone can't be bothered to engage with you even after mutual interest is established. I lose all interest in the conversation if all I get are short replies.

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By *alvin.Man 11 weeks ago

Cork/Dublin

Well known fab couple mailed me recently with the following message.

Msg:Face picture! My answer: No.

Needless to say Im not on their Christmas card list. Ahh well.

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By *electableicecreamMan 11 weeks ago

The West

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By *electableicecreamMan 11 weeks ago

The West

I wonder is it the volume of low effort messages rather than the low effort?

Or is it a difference in standards?

I only say this because the majority of messages I get are 'hey there' or 'hi, how are you?' and I really don't mind. But I'm not exactly inundated.

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By *inky Bear and Vics OP   Couple 11 weeks ago

Northern Ireland


"I wonder is it the volume of low effort messages rather than the low effort?

Or is it a difference in standards?

I only say this because the majority of messages I get are 'hey there' or 'hi, how are you?' and I really don't mind. But I'm not exactly inundated."

I think short messages like that can have a friendly tone. And so there's some grey area.

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By *BrazilianIrishCoupleCouple 11 weeks ago

Kildare


"I wonder is it the volume of low effort messages rather than the low effort?

Or is it a difference in standards?

I only say this because the majority of messages I get are 'hey there' or 'hi, how are you?' and I really don't mind. But I'm not exactly inundated.

I think short messages like that can have a friendly tone. And so there's some grey area. "

It is not too bad when there is enough info on their profile to strike up some conversation, but when it's blank and you get a hey then you know it's going to be tedious.

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By *aNi_UncensoredCouple 11 weeks ago

Dublin

Single guy: I’d love to double stuff that bird of yours. X

🙄🙄 sure thing. Ram it in there random guy. It’s just painful.

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By *nna_77Woman 11 weeks ago

dublin


"Hi sexy…

3 dick picks with any stupid phrase

Your hot (nothing annoys me more than your and you’re)"

That is the trifecta of infuriating messages 😂

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple 11 weeks ago

The West


"I wonder is it the volume of low effort messages rather than the low effort?

Or is it a difference in standards?

I only say this because the majority of messages I get are 'hey there' or 'hi, how are you?' and I really don't mind. But I'm not exactly inundated."

I think a "hi how are you" isn't the worst if the profile is good and catches your interest.

If it's a fairly blank profile, you're more inclined to roll your eyes.

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By *asual777Man 11 weeks ago

i travel all over

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By *asual777Man 11 weeks ago

i travel all over

Hi casual

We are a female couple

These are our face pics

We want to take turns making love to you all day and night

And feed you chocolate

Are you free next Thursday?

That type of message really annoys me . Objectifying me like that and using chocolate to get sex from me

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By *electableicecreamMan 11 weeks ago

The West


"Hi casual

We are a female couple

These are our face pics

We want to take turns making love to you all day and night

And feed you chocolate

Are you free next Thursday?

That type of message really annoys me . Objectifying me like that and using chocolate to get sex from me"

I get it. Everyone knows it's Haribo

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"I have just, for the umpteenth time, been asked by someone with a low effort bio and blank pic profile if I want to know anything, ask away.

You messaged me! Why am I having to carry the mental burden of getting to know you! (I just blocked him).

What's your most annoying type of first message. "

“I’m in your area, do you want to come to my hotel?”

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By *rRiosMan 11 weeks ago

dublin

If you want low effort messages join Bumble as a single man. Though I did have an opening message that read “Window or isle?” which I thought was more engaging than most of the drivel

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By *og-ManMan 11 weeks ago

somewhere


"I have just, for the umpteenth time, been asked by someone with a low effort bio and blank pic profile if I want to know anything, ask away.

You messaged me! Why am I having to carry the mental burden of getting to know you! (I just blocked him).

What's your most annoying type of first message.

“I’m in your area, do you want to come to my hotel?” "

Sure it was The Castlemartyr Resort

I thought you'd be impressed

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"I have just, for the umpteenth time, been asked by someone with a low effort bio and blank pic profile if I want to know anything, ask away.

You messaged me! Why am I having to carry the mental burden of getting to know you! (I just blocked him).

What's your most annoying type of first message.

“I’m in your area, do you want to come to my hotel?”

Sure it was The Castlemartyr Resort

I thought you'd be impressed "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a hotel 😍😍😍

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By *cl7840Man 11 weeks ago

Donegal

any tips on good messages? most profiles don't give a lot to work with in terms of hobbies etc to strike up a conversation lol

Didn't realise saying hi and asking how they are is so annoying, although I do. try and come up with something more personalised if the profile gives me something to talk about

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By *og-ManMan 11 weeks ago

somewhere


"I have just, for the umpteenth time, been asked by someone with a low effort bio and blank pic profile if I want to know anything, ask away.

You messaged me! Why am I having to carry the mental burden of getting to know you! (I just blocked him).

What's your most annoying type of first message.

“I’m in your area, do you want to come to my hotel?”

Sure it was The Castlemartyr Resort

I thought you'd be impressed

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a hotel 😍😍😍"

Sure you're a classy bird PB

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By *electableicecreamMan 11 weeks ago

The West


"any tips on good messages? most profiles don't give a lot to work with in terms of hobbies etc to strike up a conversation lol

Didn't realise saying hi and asking how they are is so annoying, although I do. try and come up with something more personalised if the profile gives me something to talk about "

I reckon the short version is 'have a better profile'.

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By *rRiosMan 11 weeks ago

dublin


"any tips on good messages? most profiles don't give a lot to work with in terms of hobbies etc to strike up a conversation lol

Didn't realise saying hi and asking how they are is so annoying, although I do. try and come up with something more personalised if the profile gives me something to talk about "

You’ve answered you own question. Personalize the opener. “Hey, I see you like xyz” or “hi, I love you picture you loaded on abc date because…”

Best of luck

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"I have just, for the umpteenth time, been asked by someone with a low effort bio and blank pic profile if I want to know anything, ask away.

You messaged me! Why am I having to carry the mental burden of getting to know you! (I just blocked him).

What's your most annoying type of first message.

“I’m in your area, do you want to come to my hotel?”

Sure it was The Castlemartyr Resort

I thought you'd be impressed

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a hotel 😍😍😍

Sure you're a classy bird PB "

Aren’t you the charmer Mr Bogman

Hope you’re keeping well 🙂

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By *cl7840Man 11 weeks ago

Donegal

I mean for the first paragraph, most profiles that come up in my area say very little

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By *electableicecreamMan 11 weeks ago

The West


"I mean for the first paragraph, most profiles that come up in my area say very little "

The slightly longer answer is that the vast majority of people will look at your profile before they open your message. And your profile is basically blank...

If you want feedback and tips it's a good idea to start a separate thread though.

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By *cl7840Man 11 weeks ago

Donegal

I'm talking about me messaging others

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By *electableicecreamMan 11 weeks ago

The West


"I'm talking about me messaging others"

Have you tried FAF?

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By *cl7840Man 11 weeks ago

Donegal


"I'm talking about me messaging others

Have you tried FAF?

"

what's that?

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By *og-ManMan 11 weeks ago

somewhere


"I have just, for the umpteenth time, been asked by someone with a low effort bio and blank pic profile if I want to know anything, ask away.

You messaged me! Why am I having to carry the mental burden of getting to know you! (I just blocked him).

What's your most annoying type of first message.

“I’m in your area, do you want to come to my hotel?”

Sure it was The Castlemartyr Resort

I thought you'd be impressed

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a hotel 😍😍😍

Sure you're a classy bird PB

Aren’t you the charmer Mr Bogman

Hope you’re keeping well 🙂"

Absolutely PB ...looking forward to the holidays to PDI in 3 weeks

Hope you're doing ok too

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By *ozzlesMan 11 weeks ago

galway


"9 day load for emptying

I'd say some people like that? Seems to be a thing on here... heavy cummer. A selling point? 🤔"

🤣 Like do you use a measuring jug or what? Always strikes me as an odd thing to say.

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By *rialbyfire1235Man 11 weeks ago

South KK


"9 day load for emptying

I'd say some people like that? Seems to be a thing on here... heavy cummer. A selling point? 🤔

🤣 Like do you use a measuring jug or what? Always strikes me as an odd thing to say. "

Best junk mail subject that I ever received was ‘Impress her by cumming in copious amounts with this supplement’

It must be a thing….

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