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This is not a space for judgment or kink shame just curious what’s the strangest one you’ve heard or had. I’ve heard all sorts involving custard, watching people eat, guys wanting stained panties sent to them, lots of things about feet. Heard any more bizarre ones?
I’ll go first, my weird one is brushing hair, just sitting behind a woman with long hair brushing it. |
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"This is not a space for judgment or kink shame just curious what’s the strangest one you’ve heard or had. I’ve heard all sorts involving custard, watching people eat, guys wanting stained panties sent to them, lots of things about feet. Heard any more bizarre ones?
I’ll go first, my weird one is brushing hair, just sitting behind a woman with long hair brushing it."
Okay bunny.... I'll sacrifice myself, you can brush my hair, but later kissing... And don't forget the carrot |
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"This is not a space for judgment or kink shame just curious what’s the strangest one you’ve heard or had. I’ve heard all sorts involving custard, watching people eat, guys wanting stained panties sent to them, lots of things about feet. Heard any more bizarre ones?
I’ll go first, my weird one is brushing hair, just sitting behind a woman with long hair brushing it."
I dont think that be a kink now.. Brushing her hair. When I was with my ex. I would paint her toes and pick her pimples on her back. Is that wired. 💁♂️💁♂️ |
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"This is not a space for judgment or kink shame just curious what’s the strangest one you’ve heard or had. I’ve heard all sorts involving custard, watching people eat, guys wanting stained panties sent to them, lots of things about feet. Heard any more bizarre ones?
I’ll go first, my weird one is brushing hair, just sitting behind a woman with long hair brushing it.
I dont think that be a kink now.. Brushing her hair. When I was with my ex. I would paint her toes and pick her pimples on her back. Is that wired. 💁♂️💁♂️"
The weird is not the act, like if you do that for her happiness then that’s just you being a good boyfriend but if you do it because you get feeling from it then it’s weird, not wrong just weird |
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Not my weirdest, but I'm not sharing that 
I like preparing Laura to meet another man. Helping her wash and shave, picking an outfit, doing her hair, making sure she has cash and diesel and sending her out the door |
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My biggest kink on women is tummys. Any size. Any shape. Big or small. Flat or rounded. Lumpy and bumpy, or totally smooth. Curves and folds, or not a handle to grab onto. I absolutely love them all. And I love kissing them and caressing them.
Well, there you go 🤷♀️ |
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"Not my weirdest, but I'm not sharing that
I like preparing Laura to meet another man. Helping her wash and shave, picking an outfit, doing her hair, making sure she has cash and diesel and sending her out the door"
Sure my ex still asks for my opinion on her outfits. She even help me wax. I help her and she help me. Only fair. |
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By *om TangoMan 9 weeks ago
aughnacloy monaghan area |
Having a lady walk into a room and telling her to undress while I walk around her. When undressed place a blindfold on her and walk around her body lightly touching and kissing her in places |
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"Having a lady walk into a room and telling her to undress while I walk around her. When undressed place a blindfold on her and walk around her body lightly touching and kissing her in places"
I thought that was normal foreplay  |
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Though I'm bi, I've found the way women's feet in particular can smell gets me going faster than Usain bolt! An ex used to hold my face under her sweaty feet and jerk me off to them and I would never last more than a couple minutes   |
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"Though I'm bi, I've found the way women's feet in particular can smell gets me going faster than Usain bolt! An ex used to hold my face under her sweaty feet and jerk me off to them and I would never last more than a couple minutes "
Like as in stinky or just normal feet smell? |
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"Having a lady walk into a room and telling her to undress while I walk around her. When undressed place a blindfold on her and walk around her body lightly touching and kissing her in places"
I’m with tiny in this, I see that as just normal forplay |
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"Not my weirdest, but I'm not sharing that
I like preparing Laura to meet another man. Helping her wash and shave, picking an outfit, doing her hair, making sure she has cash and diesel and sending her out the door
Sure my ex still asks for my opinion on her outfits. She even help me wax. I help her and she help me. Only fair."
That’s actually lovely that even though your not together any more you still help eachother out |
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"Though I'm bi, I've found the way women's feet in particular can smell gets me going faster than Usain bolt! An ex used to hold my face under her sweaty feet and jerk me off to them and I would never last more than a couple minutes
Like as in stinky or just normal feet smell?"
Both really, ive come to believe it's possibly a pheromones thing maybe? It turns me on and if the woman doing it is into being dominant I've discovered it unlocks a very submissive nature in me |
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"Though I'm bi, I've found the way women's feet in particular can smell gets me going faster than Usain bolt! An ex used to hold my face under her sweaty feet and jerk me off to them and I would never last more than a couple minutes
Like as in stinky or just normal feet smell?
Both really, ive come to believe it's possibly a pheromones thing maybe? It turns me on and if the woman doing it is into being dominant I've discovered it unlocks a very submissive nature in me"
I get that and pretty cool |
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I don't think there's any shame in any kink as long as it's safe and consensual.
I'd love to Findom someone. I have played a bit with it but the items bought were for the other person, not for me - although I did get lunch bought for me as a thanks for my time.
I made all decisions and my favourite bit was taking his bank card off him and putting it down my bra. That was so much joy I didn't even expect! |
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"I don't think there's any shame in any kink as long as it's safe and consensual.
I'd love to Findom someone. I have played a bit with it but the items bought were for the other person, not for me - although I did get lunch bought for me as a thanks for my time.
I made all decisions and my favourite bit was taking his bank card off him and putting it down my bra. That was so much joy I didn't even expect! "
I totally agree with you, they are nothing to be ashamed of there just individual quirks and as long as everyone is on board then they are no harm to anyone  |
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"I'm from the EuroTrash generation so I've seen lots of "weird" ones. The one that always stood out was the guy that got off on people farting in his face. "
That’s actually a lot more common and normal than you might think |
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By *adbobbilMan 9 weeks ago
Wicklow, Carlow, Wexford, Kilkenny |
"I'm from the EuroTrash generation so I've seen lots of "weird" ones. The one that always stood out was the guy that got off on people farting in his face.
That’s actually a lot more common and normal than you might think "
I was a young man at the time and just couldn't get my head round it. I'm an old man now and still can't lol |
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"My biggest kink on women is tummys. Any size. Any shape. Big or small. Flat or rounded. Lumpy and bumpy, or totally smooth. Curves and folds, or not a handle to grab onto. I absolutely love them all. And I love kissing them and caressing them.
I love this. I'm an owner of a generous one and it was amazing to find in my partner someone who loved my curves and who leaves me covered in bite marks.
Well, there you go 🤷♀️"
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"I'm from the EuroTrash generation so I've seen lots of "weird" ones. The one that always stood out was the guy that got off on people farting in his face. "
Anyone else remember that Gerry Springer episode of the couple who liked to puke on eachother. Gerry just looked confused and asked "Whyyy???" |
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By *adbobbilMan 9 weeks ago
Wicklow, Carlow, Wexford, Kilkenny |
"I'm from the EuroTrash generation so I've seen lots of "weird" ones. The one that always stood out was the guy that got off on people farting in his face.
Anyone else remember that Gerry Springer episode of the couple who liked to puke on eachother. Gerry just looked confused and asked "Whyyy???""
I think Gerry asked that question alot on his show |
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"Not my weirdest, but I'm not sharing that
I like preparing Laura to meet another man. Helping her wash and shave, picking an outfit, doing her hair, making sure she has cash and diesel and sending her out the door
Sure my ex still asks for my opinion on her outfits. She even help me wax. I help her and she help me. Only fair.
That’s actually lovely that even though your not together any more you still help eachother out"
Cheer man. We're genuinely good friend now and it's work's for us. |
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"Splodging"
A lot of people have this kink. I've heard it referred to as WAM (wet and messy) and the people I've discussed it with say it's watching people get bunged on Neil's House Party or Saturday Morning kids TV that did it. You can buy coloured powder that when mixed forms a gel and apparently it washes away and no harm to the sewerage infrastructure or septic tanks. I think it was two years ago a country House in Wexford held a play party of inflatable pools out in the front garden filled with gunge. It's not particularly my kink but I'd still give it a blast! |
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"Splodging
A lot of people have this kink. I've heard it referred to as WAM (wet and messy) and the people I've discussed it with say it's watching people get bunged on Neil's House Party or Saturday Morning kids TV that did it. You can buy coloured powder that when mixed forms a gel and apparently it washes away and no harm to the sewerage infrastructure or septic tanks. I think it was two years ago a country House in Wexford held a play party of inflatable pools out in the front garden filled with gunge. It's not particularly my kink but I'd still give it a blast! "
It’s one of the very few things I have not seen or been involved in in person so still holds that but if excitement for me |
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"Splodging
A lot of people have this kink. I've heard it referred to as WAM (wet and messy) and the people I've discussed it with say it's watching people get bunged on Neil's House Party or Saturday Morning kids TV that did it. You can buy coloured powder that when mixed forms a gel and apparently it washes away and no harm to the sewerage infrastructure or septic tanks. I think it was two years ago a country House in Wexford held a play party of inflatable pools out in the front garden filled with gunge. It's not particularly my kink but I'd still give it a blast! "
It definitely had nothing to do with Saturday morning tv for me.
I enjoy the multisensory aspect, messy sex, slipping, sliding, skin on skin and being playful, preferably with another woman. Licking cream or other food from her body and feeling her fingers slipping all over mine, well it's all very appealing 💦 |
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By *og-ManMan 9 weeks ago
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"Splodging
A lot of people have this kink. I've heard it referred to as WAM (wet and messy) and the people I've discussed it with say it's watching people get bunged on Neil's House Party or Saturday Morning kids TV that did it. You can buy coloured powder that when mixed forms a gel and apparently it washes away and no harm to the sewerage infrastructure or septic tanks. I think it was two years ago a country House in Wexford held a play party of inflatable pools out in the front garden filled with gunge. It's not particularly my kink but I'd still give it a blast!
It definitely had nothing to do with Saturday morning tv for me.
I enjoy the multisensory aspect, messy sex, slipping, sliding, skin on skin and being playful, preferably with another woman. Licking cream or other food from her body and feeling her fingers slipping all over mine, well it's all very appealing 💦"
I'd love a Nuru massage for the same reason
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"I enjoy the multisensory aspect, messy sex, slipping, sliding, skin on skin and being playful, preferably with another woman. Licking cream or other food from her body and feeling her fingers slipping all over mine, well it's all very appealing 💦
I'd love a Nuru massage for the same reason
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Yes, immense pleasure with a partner but I'm not so sure how I would feel with a practitioner.
Can you book a Nuru massage? Asking for a friend 😉 |
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By *og-ManMan 9 weeks ago
somewhere |
"I enjoy the multisensory aspect, messy sex, slipping, sliding, skin on skin and being playful, preferably with another woman. Licking cream or other food from her body and feeling her fingers slipping all over mine, well it's all very appealing 💦
I'd love a Nuru massage for the same reason
Yes, immense pleasure with a partner but I'm not so sure how I would feel with a practitioner.
Can you book a Nuru massage? Asking for a friend 😉"
Believe it or not I Googled it and there's a few females that offer it in Dublin |
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By *og-ManMan 9 weeks ago
somewhere |
"I enjoy the multisensory aspect, messy sex, slipping, sliding, skin on skin and being playful, preferably with another woman. Licking cream or other food from her body and feeling her fingers slipping all over mine, well it's all very appealing 💦
I'd love a Nuru massage for the same reason
Yes, immense pleasure with a partner but I'm not so sure how I would feel with a practitioner.
Can you book a Nuru massage? Asking for a friend 😉
Believe it or not I Googled it and there's a few females that offer it in Dublin "
There's also the sea powder available to buy online that you mix with warm water and make a big sloppy mess with someone in private |
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I don't think it's a kink but I love when the lady wanks me and her partner off together, two hard cocks rubbing off each other , sometimes it's hard to hold back the cum, but it's pretty easy to get going again. |
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"I enjoy the multisensory aspect, messy sex, slipping, sliding, skin on skin and being playful, preferably with another woman. Licking cream or other food from her body and feeling her fingers slipping all over mine, well it's all very appealing 💦
I'd love a Nuru massage for the same reason
Yes, immense pleasure with a partner but I'm not so sure how I would feel with a practitioner.
Can you book a Nuru massage? Asking for a friend 😉"
Yes, you need lots of oil, and a plastic surface. It's very intimate, so probably best to do with a lover. |
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Weirdest one lately I've thought up, is tonlie under a hot girl and watch her give head. Other than that my main kink has always been facesitting. Might explore some cuckold ideas when I'm in a relationship again |
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By *aidRXTV/TS 6 weeks ago
ashbourne |
Being forced feminized and emasculinated... called names and embarrassed. Being turned into a proper sissy cuckold.
Its not a standard kink and with few into it in reality, it can be considered "wierd" |
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"I don't think there's any shame in any kink as long as it's safe and consensual.
I'd love to Findom someone. I have played a bit with it but the items bought were for the other person, not for me - although I did get lunch bought for me as a thanks for my time.
I made all decisions and my favourite bit was taking his bank card off him and putting it down my bra. That was so much joy I didn't even expect! "
I find that I get FinDom'd by the weekly shopping trip just enough to scratch that particular itch! |
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"Not my weirdest, but I'm not sharing that
I like preparing Laura to meet another man. Helping her wash and shave, picking an outfit, doing her hair, making sure she has cash and diesel and sending her out the door"
Proper cuckold you are… |
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By *edro50Man 6 weeks ago
enniskillen |
"Splodging
A lot of people have this kink. I've heard it referred to as WAM (wet and messy) and the people I've discussed it with say it's watching people get bunged on Neil's House Party or Saturday Morning kids TV that did it. You can buy coloured powder that when mixed forms a gel and apparently it washes away and no harm to the sewerage infrastructure or septic tanks. I think it was two years ago a country House in Wexford held a play party of inflatable pools out in the front garden filled with gunge. It's not particularly my kink but I'd still give it a blast! "
Oh that's what wet and messy means I totally thought it was something else.oops |
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"Splodging
A lot of people have this kink. I've heard it referred to as WAM (wet and messy) and the people I've discussed it with say it's watching people get bunged on Neil's House Party or Saturday Morning kids TV that did it. You can buy coloured powder that when mixed forms a gel and apparently it washes away and no harm to the sewerage infrastructure or septic tanks. I think it was two years ago a country House in Wexford held a play party of inflatable pools out in the front garden filled with gunge. It's not particularly my kink but I'd still give it a blast!
Oh that's what wet and messy means I totally thought it was something else.oops"
This sounds fun!
But now I've got, Splodgeness Abounds "Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps" stuck in my head🤣 |
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By *edro50Man 6 weeks ago
enniskillen |
"Splodging
A lot of people have this kink. I've heard it referred to as WAM (wet and messy) and the people I've discussed it with say it's watching people get bunged on Neil's House Party or Saturday Morning kids TV that did it. You can buy coloured powder that when mixed forms a gel and apparently it washes away and no harm to the sewerage infrastructure or septic tanks. I think it was two years ago a country House in Wexford held a play party of inflatable pools out in the front garden filled with gunge. It's not particularly my kink but I'd still give it a blast!
Oh that's what wet and messy means I totally thought it was something else.oops
This sounds fun!
But now I've got, Splodgeness Abounds "Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps" stuck in my head🤣"
Lol get the snacks in 😂 |
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"Not my weirdest, but I'm not sharing that
I like preparing Laura to meet another man. Helping her wash and shave, picking an outfit, doing her hair, making sure she has cash and diesel and sending her out the door
Proper cuckold you are…"
Technically cuckolding requires some kind of humiliation aspect. What we like is more Stag/Vixen or hotwifing. |
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By *ano53Man 6 weeks ago
Wicklow |
"Having a lady walk into a room and telling her to undress while I walk around her. When undressed place a blindfold on her and walk around her body lightly touching and kissing her in places"
Now that's a turn on ..
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